User:ShiftyKleptomaniac

helo person, it is i. shifty. klepto. jACK-

im a trans, gay boyo who is uh fuckin obsessed with htf rn so.... thas cool. is that cool? yea? y E H ?

How I Got Into HTF

when i was younger i watched the show because i heard it was gory and i had a gore obsession, lmao

My favorite characters

• Shifty (my #1 favorite and a huge comfort character for me. i really dont know what you expeted lmao)
• Lifty (naked shifty)
• Splendid (blue piss man)
• Splendont (fyuck you)
• Nutty (he go AGHHGehgHEHGhgGHGHEGH)
• Cuddles (Thanks to a friend of mine he's pretty high up here)
• Petunia (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
• Handy (grrrrrr)
• Russell (yarr)
• Flaky (f ea r)
• Lumpy (what would htf be without him?)
• Disco Bear (everyone FUCKING hates him and that's why i love him)

My favorite episodes

Yeah, most of these are Lifty-Shifty episodes. What did you expect from my stupid ass? Lmao

• Sea What I Found (my favorite)
• As You Wish (insert funny thing)
• Easy For You To Sleigh (shifty's death is my favorite)
• Gems The Breaks (funny thing)
• False Alarm (gamer)
• Junk In The Trunk (shifty you fucking dumb bastard who the hell grabs the drive axel of a moving vehicle)
• Swelter Skelter (just fucking go home)
• Buns Of Steal (shifty stop being a fucking idiot x2)
• Don't Yank My Chain (karma train)
• Milkin' It (m i lk )

Trivia

• uhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck

Userboxes

This user's favorite character is Shifty because he's an asshole, and an absolute fucking idiot.

This user thinks Splendid is a fucking bastard. A lovable one, but a bastard.

This user would straight up die for Nutty.

This user loves Lifty but loves to bully him.

This user thinks HTF wouldn't be the same without Lumpy and doesn't get why so many people seem to dislike him.

This user thinks Disco Bear is an amazing character and disagrees with the... certain accusations.

This user loves Splendont and really wishes Ka-Pow continued so we could see more of him.

Gallery of Random Stuff I Like

Lifty and Shifty getting along... They're very cute, aren't they?

Lifty no longer trusts Shifty to help work on the vehicle after what happened in Wheelin' and Dealin'.

Damn

Usually, I get kinda mad when Lifty and Shifty are given pac-man eyes. But they're just so darn CUTE in this episode, that I'll forgive it just this once!

this one image perfectly describes their relationship in my headcanon. shifty, shut up.

nutty's weird but very adorable little face

huggles

they

i can't stop thinking about him. so... so smol...

oop

My favorite death in the whole series

im

cheese shifty

That's not a good idea...(Also his arm.... It.. It's kinda... Not on his body.)

Uh... I think Lumpy's gone crazy

Splendid and Splendont are both so cute.

hmmmmmmmmm

...pal your friend are kinda... not alive

the fuck?

a screenshot i took. i find shifty's face here kinda funny.

uh..... shifty????

squish

nOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE SAUSAGE NOOOOOOOOOO

ew a lamp gross

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