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The Blurb video was released on February 8th, 2013.

Overview

  • BlurB!
  • Fun Fact: This episode will be the first TV series, 7 minute episode to receive the Blurb treatment.
  • Lumpy doesn't like wearing a shirt under his Lederhosen.
  • It clashes with his walking stick.
  • Hey, Where's everybody going?
  • Hike Master's Tip: Let children explore the woods alone and unattended.
  • They will learn crucial survival techniques... if they live.
  • Little does Flaky know, this is actually a rare species of bird that prefers to nest on the ground.
  • See, we told you!
  • I'm getting the feeling that you don't believe me.
  • Frankly, I'm getting a little TAKEN for granted.
  • I'm all TIED UP in KNOTS about it...
  • ...and that really BITES!
  • There's only one way to SHAVE our friendship now...
  • We need to look in the MIRROR and think what we both want out of this relationship...
  • ...and REKINDLE that old SPARK back.
  • It would be POISONOUS to let things fester.
  • And I hope you don't SPIT my words back in my face.
  • Don't PANIC. We can get through this.
  • We just have to keep our HEAD ABOVE WATER and think rationally.
  • Ok. Let's try this again...
  • Fun Facts: Three dead bodies weigh as much as four live people.
  • I can feel your doubting eyes...
  • ...but we'll keep trudging along.
  • Lumpy has a canteen with a disappearing strap.
  • Eew! He's been drinking spider water!
  • Hiking Tip: Green slime is the ideal fluid to counter dehydration.
  • Oops! Ok, maybe, it's not.
  • I should really watch these episodes before I Blurb about them.
  • Ok, that was my bad.
  • I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.
  • I understand if you want me to just leave you alone.
  • You'll miss out on some amazing insights though.
  • Maybe, even information that could save your life someday.
  • If I didn't say anything, how would you know NOT to tear an angry bear's fur off?
  • This is really more like a public service.
  • KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
  • See, I can be clever and funny too, you know!
  • I did say I'd leave you alone so, alone is how I'll leave you.
  • I am a Blurb of my word, after all.
  • (whistles)
  • Ooo! I love this part!
  • C'mon, admit it. You miss me, don't you?
  • Ok. Fine.
  • I'm sorry.
  • We still have about a minute and a half left on this episode...
  • ...and I don't want to leave it weird between us.
  • You're all I've got!
  • (sobbing)
  • When this is over, you'll come back and watch me again, right?
  • There's nothing to do here but upload cat videos.
  • Ok. Sniff... Keep it together, Blurb! You can do this!
  • Let's finish this with some dignity.
  • (fart)
  • Whoopsie! Heh heh... Excuse me.
  • I had a burrito for lunch.
  • Fun Fact: Bears can see in color!
  • Especially Blue Moose!
  • Statistically, you're 12 times more likely to die of a bee sting than a bear attack.
  • What do bears and bees have in common?
  • Honey!
  • So stay away from those delicious jars of sweet death!
  • Whew! We made it! I'm so proud of us!
  • Watch me again. Every minute that you don't I'll upload another cat video on the internet.

​Blurb

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