Pop isn't so sure it's appropriate.
How much does it cost? One dollar?
Pop looks for something cheaper.
Pop is ready to read the book to Cub.
"Ready for the greatest bedtime story of your life?"
Cub likes the story so far.
Call it a hunch, but I feel Cub doesn't like the story at all.
Oh no! A lot of bird watchers had plans for tomorrow.
"Strange-looking rain. Must be global warming."
"Just gotta close the window."
"Goodnight, my little angel."
Apparently, the book scared Cub so much he can't sleep. EVER.
And all hell breaks loose.
Rule #10,921 of the world: Dont read satanic books to your children.
Something evil's lurking under the bed.
And it lunges into Cub's mouth.
Demon babies require something more nutritious than bacon and eggs.
Then again, is Cub himself even old enough to eat that stuff?
"Time for breakfast, Cub."
Pop, I think there's something wrong with Cub.
He isn't hungry for normal food.
Unless Cub is part owl, Pop should be concerned.
Rule #53,839: Don't have a rough breakfast when a zombie.
I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! [EMETOPHOBIA WARNING]
Petunia rings the doorbell.
Well, there goes another girl scout.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
There you have it: Pop's bald.
"What's that thing? What's going on?"
Rule #9,562: Don't attack the cutest skunk you ever saw.
This is why we need to wear pants.
And Rule #10,019,294: Don't scream at what you look like right now.
See what I mean?! Always breaking the rules.
Why do they always choose the worst hiding spots?
Oh, looks like she's safe after all.
"Why me? Why is this all happening to me? *sob*"
Rule #∞+1: Don't have an audible breakdown while a hentai monster is coming at you.
Oh, I almost forgot Rule #72,184,152: Don't attack a very, very cute skunk.
See what I mean?!
Ever wondered what a Tree Friend would look like if you pulled it through a sink drain?
I feel bad for whoever has to clean out those pipes. Death: Petunia
This demon is really scary.
The demon eats what remains of Petunia.
A horrified Pop hides behind the wall.
Lumpy rings the doorbell.
It's Father Lumpy! [EMETOPHOBIA WARNING]
It would make me want to puke too.
His clothes are all dirty now.
Lumpy makes being a priest look badass.
The Power of Lumpy compels you!
I don't know if flowers will help stop the Demon invading Cub.
Pop finds a better weapon to use.
Lumpy fighting the Demon.
The Demon's true form is revealed (kind of).
I think Cub will be just...
Okay, he's brain-damaged. But he's still...
I should stop talking before...
Pop killed the "possessed" Cub, unaware that he was cured. Death: Cub
And the Father of the Year Award goes to... someone else.