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The Blurb version of this episode was released on April 28, 2015 on the official Mondo site.

Overview

  • BlurB!
  • You know this one is going to be scary because of the font
  • Fun Fact: Toothy is a novelist in real life. He used the pen name Edger Allen Poe
  • He sells more books in the woods than he does online
  • Cub never learned to read but is good at faking it
  • I don't want to call Pop cheap
  • But there isn't a better word, so I have to
  • Booketarian: (n) I person who doesn't read anything with a face
  • Pop keeps a dead scarecrow on the lawn to keep dead birds away
  • Reading to kids is beneficial to their learning later in life
  • seriously, that's actually true
  • Unless you read them the book of the dead.
  • That will actually do more harm than good
  • Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning
  • There are some happy sailors out there
  • Dead birds fall at night, sailors delight. Dead birds at morning, sailors take warning
  • Tomorrow is shaping up to GREAT day to sail
  • For the record, I didn't realize how many birds fly around at night
  • Seriously, that's a lot of birds just in that one area
  • Glowing lights under your bed are best ignored
  • Told you
  • Pop is famous for his breakfast
  • Animal Fact 1: Bear cubs don't react well with portals to Hell
  • Animal Fact 2: They don't like eggs
  • Animal Fact 3: They REALLY don't like eggs
  • Animal Fact 4: You get the point
  • Inter Dimensional Demon Fact: They love Girl Scout Cookies
  • and Girl Scouts
  • Safety Tip: Under the kitchen sink is the most dangerous place in the house
  • more so if a demon finds you there.
  • In another episode, Cub was pulled through the kitchen sink
  • now he's doing the pulling
  • Circle of life
  • Demons need to eat 800lbs of flesh to maintain their ideal body weight
  • This is a rotary phone. Ask your Grandparents what they were like
  • Lumpy was ordained via the Internet using ePreacher
  • Lumpy bought the hat and collar with his own money so this kind of ticks him off
  • Pop loves these flowers more than Cub
  • the flowers still die every week though
  • Lumpy is actually doing well because this was JUST like his ePreacher final exam
  • Lumpy actually comes through!
  • I think Cub will be just
  • Fun Fact: Pop isn't a good father
  • Still a red sky! Get the boat ready!
  • Epilogue: With this new found experience, Lumpy moved to Japan and became a huge movie star!
  • Pop went on to kill the flowers

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