My Better Half is the fifth and final of the Love Bites shorts.
Plot[]
Riding in a wooden swan, Petunia and Handy are on a lovely Tunnel of Love ride. All is peaceful until Petunia notices some floating logs on the water stream. Later, Handy sees a swan ride on the shore nearby, sliced in half. Neither of them knows what is going on until Handy gets sliced vertically by a saw on a sawmill right in their path, while Petunia can only scream in horror.
Ending Tag[]
- I think we should split up!
After the ending tag, a sliced Petunia gets thrown onto a pile of already sliced logs.
Deaths[]
Survival Rate[]
- Amount of surviving main characters: 0
- Amount of dead main characters: 2
- Total Rate: 0%
Destruction[]
- Some boats, including Petunia and Handy's boat, were/are cut in half by a buzz saw.
- Handy's hat and tool belt and Petunia's flower and air freshener are cut in half by a buzz saw.
Goofs[]
- It should not be so easy for the saw to cut Handy's helmet, though it is possible that the buzz saw is extremely sharp.
- Handy continues to scream even though his entire body is sliced in half instantly.
- Petunia's bones are not visible when she is sawed in half.
Where are her bones?
- The insides of Petunia's tail are not seen, making it look as if she has two tails.
- When Petunia is thrown onto the log pile, her tongue is missing.
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