The Blurb video was released on February 8th, 2013.
Overview[]
- BlurB!
- Fun Fact: This episode will be the first TV series, 7 minute episode to receive the Blurb treatment.
- Lumpy doesn't like wearing a shirt under his Lederhosen.
- It clashes with his walking stick.
- Hey, Where's everybody going?
- Hike Master's Tip: Let children explore the woods alone and unattended.
- They will learn crucial survival techniques... if they live.
- Little does Flaky know, this is actually a rare species of bird that prefers to nest on the ground.
- See, we told you!
- I'm getting the feeling that you don't believe me.
- Frankly, I'm getting a little TAKEN for granted.
- I'm all TIED UP in KNOTS about it...
- ...and that really BITES!
- There's only one way to SHAVE our friendship now...
- We need to look in the MIRROR and think what we both want out of this relationship...
- ...and REKINDLE that old SPARK back.
- It would be POISONOUS to let things fester.
- And I hope you don't SPIT my words back in my face.
- Don't PANIC. We can get through this.
- We just have to keep our HEAD ABOVE WATER and think rationally.
- Ok. Let's try this again...
- Fun Facts: Three dead bodies weigh as much as four live people.
- I can feel your doubting eyes...
- ...but we'll keep trudging along.
- Lumpy has a canteen with a disappearing strap.
- Eew! He's been drinking spider water!
- Hiking Tip: Green slime is the ideal fluid to counter dehydration.
- Oops! Ok, maybe, it's not.
- I should really watch these episodes before I Blurb about them.
- Ok, that was my bad.
- I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.
- I understand if you want me to just leave you alone.
- You'll miss out on some amazing insights though.
- Maybe, even information that could save your life someday.
- If I didn't say anything, how would you know NOT to tear an angry bear's fur off?
- This is really more like a public service.
- KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
- See, I can be clever and funny too, you know!
- I did say I'd leave you alone so, alone is how I'll leave you.
- I am a Blurb of my word, after all.
- (whistles)
- Ooo! I love this part!
- C'mon, admit it. You miss me, don't you?
- Ok. Fine.
- I'm sorry.
- We still have about a minute and a half left on this episode...
- ...and I don't want to leave it weird between us.
- You're all I've got!
- (sobbing)
- When this is over, you'll come back and watch me again, right?
- There's nothing to do here but upload cat videos.
- Ok. Sniff... Keep it together, Blurb! You can do this!
- Let's finish this with some dignity.
- (fart)
- Whoopsie! Heh heh... Excuse me.
- I had a burrito for lunch.
- Fun Fact: Bears can see in color!
- Especially Blue Moose!
- Statistically, you're 12 times more likely to die of a bee sting than a bear attack.
- What do bears and bees have in common?
- Honey!
- So stay away from those delicious jars of sweet death!
- Whew! We made it! I'm so proud of us!
- Watch me again. Every minute that you don't I'll upload another cat video on the internet.
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