The Blurb version of Can't Stop Coffin was uploaded on October 15, 2010.
Overview[]
- BlurB!
- Cuddles is a lefty
- The first modern baseball field was invented in 1845
- They probably had bases
- Hey beaver beaver beaver
- SWING!
- We go through a lot of balls when Russell plays
- This same thing happens when he picks his nose
- Maybe he should use the other hand
- Now we know why Cro-Marmot always carries a big bat
- Because he's the best hitter on the team
- Mickey Mantle hit a home run 656 feet
- but he was not in a big block of ice
- Cuddles learned to climb in boot camp
- Never got the landing part down
- Lygophobia is the fear of being in a dark place
- How did this hole get so huge?
- Taphophobia is the fear of being buried alive
- Lumpy always has a tune in his head
- Those headphones haven't worked in 3 years
- Why is he burying an empty coffin?
- Well it WAS empty
- This reminds me of a bad joke
- Do you know what Elvis would be doing if he were alive right now?
- Scratching at the lid of his coffin!
- I told you it was bad
- Where did he get that match?
- He should get his money back on that manicure
- The USDA recommends cooking rabbit to an internal temperature of at least 160F.
- Some people prefer to marinate it for 8 hours in a dry red wine before smoking
- It tastes nothing like steak
- The average bathtub holds 151 liters of water
- Why is he watering a grave?
- Hey, wasn't this hole next to a fence?
- There is a city in Arizona named Tombstone
- Not sure how much water the average coffin holds
- Or how long rabbits can hold their breath
- The world's record for holding your breath under water is 19 minutes and 21 seconds
- Even though he cannot find a spigot at the end of a hose
- Lumpy can tie a mean slippery eight loop knot!
- This is a seriously bad hare day!
- Same truck Lammy steals in "A Bit of a Pickle"
- Except for these wooden side thingies
- Of course she was a better driver
- Lost his license
- somewhere in his sock drawer
- When stuck in the mud it is best to gently rock the vehicle out
- Or at least make sure there are no bears around
- Could this be a clue about what happened to Cub's mom?
- Or was he just shopping for headstones?
- Modeled after the Shelley Winters scene in the Poseidon Adventure!
- Except this part
- Also lost some cheese in that sock drawer
- That's keeping your nose to the Firestone!
- That pumpkin must mean this is a halloween episode
- Hey wasn't that lid destroyed by the truck tire?
- Rabbits will stay fresh for 1 to 2 days if refrigerated
- However cartoon eyeballs stay fresh indefinitely
- Mole saliva contains a toxic acid that will paralyze their prey
- Kakorrhaphiophobia is the fear of defeat
- Thanatophobia is the fear of dying
- Doesn't even wear socks
- Thinks "The Mole" reality TV show is about him
- An eyeball a day keeps the optometrist away!
- And now because it never gets old
- The Comedy Robot!
- We're going to search our candy for razorblades
- 01010011 01100001 01101101 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101110 01101111 01110000 01101000 01101111 01100010 01101001 01100001 00001101 00001010 (Translation: Samhainophobia)
- 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01100101 01101110 00001101 00001010 (Translation: is the fear of Halloween)
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