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The Blurb version of Can't Stop Coffin was uploaded on October 15, 2010.

Overview

  • BlurB!
  • Cuddles is a lefty
  • The first modern baseball field was invented in 1845
  • They probably had bases
  • Hey beaver beaver beaver
  • SWING!
  • We go through a lot of balls when Russell plays
  • This same thing happens when he picks his nose
  • Maybe he should use the other hand
  • Now we know why Cro-Marmot always carries a big bat
  • Because he's the best hitter on the team
  • Mickey Mantle hit a home run 656 feet
  • but he was not in a big block of ice
  • Cuddles learned to climb in boot camp
  • Never got the landing part down
  • Lygophobia is the fear of being in a dark place
  • How did this hole get so huge?
  • Taphophobia is the fear of being buried alive
  • Lumpy always has a tune in his head
  • Those headphones haven't worked in 3 years
  • Why is he burying an empty coffin?
  • Well it WAS empty
  • This reminds me of a bad joke
  • Do you know what Elvis would be doing if he were alive right now?
  • Scratching at the lid of his coffin!
  • I told you it was bad
  • Where did he get that match?
  • He should get his money back on that manicure
  • The USDA recommends cooking rabbit to an internal temperature of at least 160F.
  • Some people refer to marinate it for 8 hours in a dry red wine before smoking
  • It tastes nothing like steak
  • The average bathtub holds 151 liters of water
  • Why is he watering a grave?
  • Hey, wasn't this hole next to a fence?
  • There is a city in Arizona named Tombstone
  • Not sure how much water the average coffin holds
  • Or how long rabbits can hold their breath
  • The world's record for holding your breath under water is 19 minutes and 21 seconds
  • Even though he cannot find a spigot at the end of a hose:
  • Lumpy can tie a mean slippery eight loop knot!
  • This is a seriously bad hare day!
  • Same truck Lammy steals in "A Bit of A Pickle"
  • Except for these wooden side thingies
  • Of course she was a better driver
  • Lost his license :
  • somewhere in his sock drawer
  • When stuck in the mud it is best to gently rock the vehicle out:
  • Or at least make sure there are no bears around:
  • Could this be a clue about what happened to Cub's mom?
  • Or was he just shopping for headstones?
  • Modeled after the Shelley Winters scene in the Poseidon Adventure!
  • Except this part
  • Also lost some cheese in that sock drawer
  • That's keeping your nose to the Firestone!
  • That pumpkin must mean this is a Halloween episode
  • Hey wasn't that lid destroyed by the truck fire?
  • Rabbits will stay fresh for 1 to 2 days if refrigerated
  • However cartoon eyeballs stay fresh indefinitely
  • Mole saliva contains a toxic acid that will paralyze their prey
  • Kakorrhaphiophobia is the fear of defeat
  • Thanatophobia is the fear of dying
  • Doesn't even wear socks
  • Thinks "The Mole" reality TV show is about him
  • An eyeball a day keeps the optometrist away!
  • And now because it never gets old
  • The Comedy Robot!
  • We're going to search our candy for razorblades
  • 01010011 01100001 01101101 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101110 01101111 01110000 01101000 01101111 01100010 01101001 01100001 00001101 00001010 (Translation: Samhainophobia)
  • 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01100101 01101110 00001101 00001010 (Translation: is the fear of Halloween)

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