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Wow! I'm surprised no one mentioned Mime's paper cut to the eye injury in "Random Acts of Silence"
I thought of one.
Claus and Effect
Starring: Lumpy and Sniffles
Featuring: Toothy, Cuddles, Giggles, Cub, Pop, Lammy and Mr. Pickels
Appearances: Generic Tree Friends
Lumpy, as Santa Claus, is flying his sled throughout the forest, he makes a quick landing at Sniffles' lab. In there Lumpy-Claus drops his bag and greets Sniffles with a present, it's a new beaker! Sniffles gladly takes it as Lumpy grabs his bag and goes back to his sled.
Lumpy flies away to the next door house. Lumpy reaches Toothy, who is eagerly waiting for Santa Claus. Lumpy grabs a random present from his bag and hands it to Toothy. Toothy opens it up, only to be dumbfounded with its contents only being a jar labeled "CHO" filled with green liquid. Thinking that it's a toy, Lumpy demonstrates this by shaking it, causing the lid fall off and the entirety of the green liquid hitting Toothy's face. Toothy's face begins to melt, making Lumpy realize that it's actually acid. Lumpy cowardly flees away leaving Toothy to slowly die. At the sled, Lumpy wonders why a jar of acid was in his present bag.
The next house is Cuddles and Giggles. At the living room Cuddles waits patiently for Santa to come. Lumpy then drops down from the chimney. Lumpy yet again grabs a random present from his bag and gives it Cuddles. He opens it up revealing it to be some sort of ray gun. Cuddles shoots his ray at nearby chair, causing it to shrink down. Cuddles satisfyed with his gift thanks Lumpy as he leaves again. Lumpy reaches his sled as he feels relieved that nothing went wrong this time. Back at the room, Cuddles blindly begins to shoot at everything before accidentally hitting himself! Cuddles shrinks down to the size of speck, causing the carpet floor he's in to look like towering trees in a forest. Just then Cuddles hears a flushing noise with Giggles soon leavng out of the bathroom. Cuddles begins to call out to Giggles to no avail. By accident, Giggles unawarely crushes Cuddles underfoot.
Lumpy reaches Cub and Pop's house who are eating their christmas feast right now. Lumpy grabs out a mini robotic helicopter to his surprise. He gives it to Cub along with the controller and leaves. Lumpy tries to think hard, wondering what's going on with his bag. Cub is seen flying his drone around inside the house, Pop tries to stop Cub but his face hits the blades of the helicopter, shredding it until the front half of his head is completely gone. Lumpy just now witnessing this begins to walk back to his sled, trying to act innocent.
The final house has been reached. With only one present left, Lumpy cautiously hands it to Lammy and runs like crazy back into his sled and flies away, leaving Lammy utterly confused. She opens it up to reveal yet another ray gun. She tests it out by shooting it at a mirror. Obviously, the mirror reflects it back into Lammy. It turns her into a living Pickle. Mr. Pickels then walks in to see Lammy as now another Pickel just like him. (What happens then, is up to your imagination).
Back at the science lab, Sniffles' opens up his bag full of science inventions only to find a bunch of christmas presents. Lumpy and Sniffles had accidentally swapped their bags.
Deaths:
Toothy likely dies of blood loss thanks to his flesh wounds.
Cuddles (shrunken to the size of a speck) is crushed underfoot by Giggles.
Pop's front half of his head is shredded by the blades of a mini robot helicopter
Injuries:
Toothy's face melts thanks to acid.
it's simillar to just be claus :/ but with Lumpy and different death
Reallly? Other than the Lumpy Santa Claus thing (Which was already done in No Time Like the Present, 3 years before Just be Claus) I really don't see the similarities.
I thought of one.
Claus and Effect
Starring: Lumpy and Sniffles
Featuring: Toothy, Cuddles, Giggles, Cub, Pop, Lammy and Mr. Pickels
Appearances: Generic Tree Friends
Lumpy, as Santa Claus, is flying his sled throughout the forest, he makes a quick landing at Sniffles' lab. In there Lumpy-Claus drops his bag and greets Sniffles with a present, it's a new beaker! Sniffles gladly takes it as Lumpy grabs his bag and goes back to his sled.
Lumpy flies away to the next door house. Lumpy reaches Toothy, who is eagerly waiting for Santa Claus. Lumpy grabs a random present from his bag and hands it to Toothy. Toothy opens it up, only to be dumbfounded with its contents only being a jar labeled "CHO" filled with green liquid. Thinking that it's a toy, Lumpy demonstrates this by shaking it, causing the lid fall off and the entirety of the green liquid hitting Toothy's face. Toothy's face begins to melt, making Lumpy realize that it's actually acid. Lumpy cowardly flees away leaving Toothy to slowly die. At the sled, Lumpy wonders why a jar of acid was in his present bag.
The next house is Cuddles and Giggles. At the living room Cuddles waits patiently for Santa to come. Lumpy then drops down from the chimney. Lumpy yet again grabs a random present from his bag and gives it Cuddles. He opens it up revealing it to be some sort of ray gun. Cuddles shoots his ray at nearby chair, causing it to shrink down. Cuddles satisfyed with his gift thanks Lumpy as he leaves again. Lumpy reaches his sled as he feels relieved that nothing went wrong this time. Back at the room, Cuddles blindly begins to shoot at everything before accidentally hitting himself! Cuddles shrinks down to the size of speck, causing the carpet floor he's in to look like towering trees in a forest. Just then Cuddles hears a flushing noise with Giggles soon leavng out of the bathroom. Cuddles begins to call out to Giggles to no avail. By accident, Giggles unawarely crushes Cuddles underfoot.
Lumpy reaches Cub and Pop's house who are eating their christmas feast right now. Lumpy grabs out a mini robotic helicopter to his surprise. He gives it to Cub along with the controller and leaves. Lumpy tries to think hard, wondering what's going on with his bag. Cub is seen flying his drone around inside the house, Pop tries to stop Cub but his face hits the blades of the helicopter, shredding it until the front half of his head is completely gone. Lumpy just now witnessing this begins to walk back to his sled, trying to act innocent.
The final house has been reached. With only one present left, Lumpy cautiously hands it to Lammy and runs like crazy back into his sled and flies away, leaving Lammy utterly confused. She opens it up to reveal yet another ray gun. She tests it out by shooting it at a mirror. Obviously, the mirror reflects it back into Lammy. It turns her into a living Pickle. Mr. Pickels then walks in to see Lammy as now another Pickel just like him. (What happens then, is up to your imagination).
Back at the science lab, Sniffles' opens up his bag full of science inventions only to find a bunch of christmas presents. Lumpy and Sniffles had accidentally swapped their bags.
Deaths:
Toothy likely dies of blood loss thanks to his flesh wounds.
Cuddles (shrunken to the size of a speck) is crushed underfoot by Giggles.
Pop's front half of his head is shredded by the blades of a mini robot helicopter
Injuries:
Toothy's face melts thanks to acid.
Welcome back ^^
I never really left, I just lurk around here most of the time, thanks tho ^^
I've actually had this idea for a while and I finally got the right plot. This is an alternate ending and sequel to Read 'em and Weep.
Octophobia
Starring Petunia (ft. Giggles, Cuddles, Mime, Russell, Lumpy) (appearances by Cub, Pop, Sniffles, the Mole, the Demon)
Previously on HTF: Petunia gets pulled through the sink by the demon. Once Lumpy enters, the demon puts down its prey and lunges at him. As the two engage in a battle, Petunia's mangled body crawls off presumably towards the phone.
At the hospital, Sniffles cringes at Petunia's grisly injury, the Mole bringing the pipe that contains the rest of her organs. Sniffles is determined to fix her. After countless hours, Petunia appears to have been restored back to normal, except the now bandaged area where her skin was ripped off. Giggles and Cuddles come to their friend to celebrate her miraculous recovery. Toothy joins them with a plate of spaghetti, but this reminds Petunia of tentacles and she freaks out, grabbing an IV pole and smashing Toothy on the head with it.
Later, Petunia is back at home trying to calm herself. She smells a flower in her vase, but the petals become tentacles and she tosses it aside in fear. She takes a deep breath, when someone rings her doorbell. It is a tick-or-treater, Russell, who happens to be dressed as a Kraken. Petunia is so horrified she throws candy at him, impaling him in the eye with a lollipop stick. Russell runs for help, tripping over one of his tentacles and getting smashed by a car, scattering candy everywhere.
Petunia is now cooped up in her room, quivering with fear. Giggles tries to convince her to come out and Cuddles calls someone to help. The guest turns out to be none other than Lumpy. Cuddles invites him in, when the demon suddenly grabs him and pulls him into its mouth. Giggles flees into hiding with Petunia and barricades the door. Unfortunately, the demon detaches the doorknob and pulls Giggles through the hole, mangling her body. Petunia decides to toughen up and tackles the monster herself, conquering her fear.
Sniffles manages to restore Giggles to normal. She and Petunia reunite. However, just before the episode ends, a tentacle emerges from Petunia's mouth and grabs Giggles and Sniffles.
Deaths: 1) Toothy's head is smashed 2) Russell is hit by a car 3) Cuddles is eaten by the demon
Petunia had survived? She died in the actual episode.
Good.
Episode: "Where does it itch?"
The episode where more than 1 person itches.
Where's the plot?
I thought of a halloween episode
Add Insult to Injury
Starring: Cuddles and Sniffles
Featuring: Russell, Giggles, Petunia, Lumpy and the Mole
Appearing: Mime and Cub
The episode begins with Cuddles and Petunia playing a game of soccer. Petunia kicks the ball into the middle of the street by accident. Russell, who's driving truck carrying a shipment of kitchen knives, notices the ball and accidentally swerves the truck into a nearby gas station, causing the whole building and the truck to explode. Suddenly, the knives from the truck shoot out of the explosion and into the ground. Cuddles' body gets repeatedly stabbed by the knives to the point that his whole body is broken into several pieces. Petunia freaks out and runs away in pure terror.
At night, Cuddles wakes, thinking that his death was just nightmare before realizing that his whole body is filled with stitches. Sniffles then enters the room, revealing that he rebuilt and revived Cuddles in a similar manner to "Frankenstein". Cuddles happily thanks Sniffles and walks back outside. The Mole is seen driving by really fast, he is unaware that he's even driving and is instead reading a book, upside-down. He accidentally runs over Cuddles, at this speed however, the impact of the car completely olbiterates Cuddles. Sniffles sees this from a distance and sighs, having to rebuild Cuddles once again.
The next morning, Cuddles wakes up again, with Sniffles urging Cuddles to be more safe this time. Cuddles then walks to the park and notices that Giggles is having a birthday party with Mime and Cub being her guests. Mime is trying to inflate a balloon but is too weak. Cuddles then attempts to help him. Cuddles begins to infalte the balloon using the helium tank. He then gives the inflated balloon to Mime, Cuddles then trips and falls down. The helium tank's nozzle is stabbed into his back. However, since Cuddles has been rebuilt using stiches, he doesn't feel any pain, thus not noticing the tank. The nozzle is stabbed into Cuddles' kidney, causing it to inflate. Giggles notices that Cuddles' stiches are beginning to stretch apart due to the kidney inflating. Cuddles tries to tighten his stiches but causes the kidney to pop, breaking of all of his stitches killing him for the third time. Giggles is pushed up by the kidney's explosion and has her head chopped off by a nearby street lamp.
Sniffles angered, having revived Cuddles for the 3rd time, decides to follow Cuddles, wanting to know how he keeps dying. They go to the park (with a bunch of scattered knives still lying on the ground from the truck) where Petunia is seen sitting down. She sees Cuddles and begins to freak out, thinking that Cuddles was dead after the truck accident, she runs out screaming again causing confusion from both Cuddles and Sniffles. Then Lumpy walks by and says hi to them. Lumpy wants to impress them by showing his new juggling trick, he has nothing to juggle with and instead uses some of the knives on the ground. He begins to juggle them much to the excitement of Cuddles. One of the knives fall down and accidentaly cuts off Lumpy's nose. Sniffles and Cuddles freak out, Lumpy then falls down from blood loss. Cuddles runs to get help but one of his stiches begins to loosen and is then sucked into a wood chipper, the stich begins to pull Cuddles towards the chipper, shredding his entire body except for his head. Sniffles is shocked, now that Cuddles' doesn't have a body except for his head, he won't be able to revive him. Then Sniffles gets a morbid idea.
Cuddles wakes up, relieved to be revived once again only to shriek in terror once he realizes that his head has been stiched to Lumpy's nose are, now acting as his new nose. Lumpy wakes and also screams. Outside, a van labelled "INSANE ASYLUM" is seen driving by, containing Petunia who has now gone insane from the thought of Cuddles.
Deaths
Russell is killed in a gas station explosion.
Cuddles' body is chopped up into several pieces.
Cuddles is run over by a car driven by the Mole.
Cuddles' body explodes after his inflated kidney pops.
Giggles is beheaded by a lamp post.
Lumpy dies of blood loss.
Cuddles is pushed into wood chipper shredding his entire body except for his hed.
Injuries
Cuddles' back is imaped with a helium tank.
Lumpy has his nose chopped off by knive.
Hey Nemao, I herd your response to me and I decided to make this episode with no OCS, hope you enjoy it. Think of this as a Deadly Mario Kart type episode.
- Lastlane
- Starring: Flaky, and Flippy
- Featuring: Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Russel, Lammy, and Mime
It all starts with close ups of the racers who are Flaky, Flippy, Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Lammy, and Russel. It stops on Flaky and she looks at the paths and what's to come very soon. She vomits our fear but we don't see this, the friends get in their karts which are all colored off each other's own colors. Flaky looks nervous in her own red go-kart, Mime the Announcer tells them to go and they go. Flaky takes a good lead and sees what's yet to come, she sees a steep turn, a Cannon, a flooded area, and a steep drop over a waterfall. She gets sick once again and vomits on the track, Russel who is behind Flaky slips on Flaky's vomit and crashes and dies. Flippy, who is in last sees the crash and it triggers Fliqpy. Lammy is acting like this is a walk in the park that is until Flippy drives up to her and presses an emergency reject button on her vechicle, she flys in the air for a few seconds before getting run over by her own vechicle and dying. Flippy dissembles her car and takes to parts, then drives faster to Cuddles next. Flippy uses a Transmission to grind up Cuddles. Flaky who is still surprisingly in first is swerving like crazy and screaming and then sees the flooded part of the race, she screams while trying to remain on land with the wooden planks provided, meanwhile Giggles, Lumpy, and Toothy are all trying to catch up to her, but little do they know Flippy is behind them. Flippy throws a steel steering wheel at Toothy which he dies from because it halfway goes through his head. Flaky, Lumpy, and Giggles notice this and they start screaming but Flaky screams even more when there a Cannon she has to go though. They all go though the cannon and Flaky screams perfusly at this point, they all land on a hill. Flippy throws an engine in the air and it crushes Giggles. Lumpy and Flaky come across the Waterfall with the steep fall. Flaky screams like crazy at this point, Lumpy tries going faster to get away from Flippy, but Flippy throws a part that makes Lumpy's kart trip and grinds him in a simular fashion from The Wrong Side of the Tracks. Flaky looks at this and screams even crazier. It's now a race for your life as Flaky tries to escape Flippy's rath. Flaky after the steep fall ends is launched in the air and makes it to the finish line. She sighs in relief and vomits a little but we don't see it. She moves out of the way and rests, Flippy is drives by but is killed when he meets a fate simular to Russel and slips and crashes because of Flaky's vomit. Flaky is relieved it's over.
- Ending Translation
- Mime give Flaky a trophy and hugs it.
- Fades to black
Moral: Slow and Steady always wins the race.
Deaths:
Russel: Crashes and dies after slipping on Flaky's vomit.
Lammy: Dies after getting run over by her own car when Flippy presses her reject button.
Cuddles: Is basically blended up in a Transmission.
Toothy: Gets a steering wheel halfway to the head.
Giggles: Gets crushed by an engine.
Lumpy: Is grinded up after his kart tips over by a flying object.
Flippy: Meets a simular fate to Russel and crashes because of Flaky's vomit.
Injuries: X
I have returned to this thread as a critic. Let me see about this episode. You are disgusting. You used Flaky throwing up.
Let me guess, you're going to harshly criticize everyone's stories here regardless of quality for some form of petty revenge, right?
Seeing as how everything is finally back to normal, I decided to do another episode.
What a Dump!
Starring: Lumpy
Featuring: Handy, Cuddles, Pop, Flaky and Disco Bear
Appearances: Lifty and Shifty
Lumpy, the garbage man, is driving his truck across town picking up any trash containers by the road. Lumpy eventually stops at an alley way where Lifty and Shifty can be seen scavenging for anything expensive inside the trash cans. Lumpy is unaware of them and turns on the truck's automated claw to grab the trash can, however the claw misses and grabs Shifty's head by accident. Lumpy finally realizes this and frantically presses one of the truck's buttons in an effort to save him. Unfortunately, the claw begins to close, causing Shifty's head to be crushed like an egg. Lifty flees the scene in terror and Lumpy drives away, pretending that nothing happened.
While Lumpy is driving his truck he begins to get distracted by a fly landing on his nose. Handy is then seen coming out of a manhole seemingly doing some road work. However Lumpy doesn't notice Handy's head and the wheels of the truck cut off the top-center of Handy's head, killing him. The blood on the wheels begin to stain the road.
In his next stop, Lumpy stops by Cuddles house, who is already bringing his trash containers to him. Lumpy sees that Cuddles has brought in 3 trash containers much to his frustration. Lumpy uses the truck's claw again to grab one of the containers. However the controls begin to malfunction and unbeknownst to Lumpy, the claw has hit Cuddles, knocking him out and is accidentally pushed inside of the trash containers. Lumpy has finally had enough with the claw and has decided to manually grab the trash containers and dumps it into the truck himself, unkowingly dropping the knocked out Cuddles along with it.
Lumpy drives to his next stop, which is Disco Bear's house. Disco Bear can be seen pushing a massive garbage bag containing nothing but empty bottles of hair spray. Lumpy finally learns his lesson and decides to not use the claw. Lumpy attempts to grab the bag with the help of Disco Bear, but it proves to be too heavy to be carried. Lumpy sighs in frustration and begins to use the truck's claw yet again. The claw malfunctions once again and grabs a nearby stop sign, then the claw stops moving causing Lumpy to hit the controls in a fit of rage. The claw then moves to the right along with the stop sign at lightning speed, however, the pole of the sign has cut through Disco Bear's body, splitting him in half. Lumpy doesn't see his corpse and finally uses the claw to grab the trash bag and drops it into the truck.
Lumpy drives to Pop's house who is seen waiting for him, holding two small trash bags in his hand. Lumpy is relieved that he doesn't need to use the trucks claw this time and simply grabs Pop's bag and dumps it into the truck. However as Lumpy begins to walk back to his truck, the claw malfunctions again and grabs Disco Bear's heavy bag of empy cans inside the truck and drops it ontop of Pop. Lumpy drives away unaware of Pop suffocating to death.
Lumpy finally finishes his route and drive back to the garbage facility. While at the facility, Lumpy turns on his truck's compactor. Just then Cuddles finally wakes up only to be crushed to death by the same compactor. As Lumpy walks away with a sigh of relief having finally finished his job, the claw malfunctions one last time, it grabs Flaky who's also a garbage worker. and swings her around several times. Lumpy then runs towards her trying to help her, only to get impaled by her own quills. Flaky screams in horror as the claw stops, it has finally stopped working. Flaky manages to fall back down to the ground while being scared of Lumpy's dead corpse on the ground. The claw then breaks off of the truck and crushes Flaky.
Deaths
Shifty's head is squeezed and shattered by the garbage truck's claw.
The top-center half of Handy's head is ripped off by the garbage truck's wheel.
Disco Bear is sliced in half by a stop sign being held by the truck's claw.
Pop suffocate to death after being smothered by trash.
Cuddles' is crushed by the truck's compactor.
Lumpy is impaled by Flaky's quills.
Flaky is crushed when the truck's claw breaks and falls ontop of her.
Injuries
Cuddles is knocked out by the garbage truck's claw and falls into a trash can.
There is a lot of stories in this thread involving poop, vomit, and diapers. Seems a little weird to me.
What's up with you and your story's involving poop and diapers? Not that there is anything wrong with it, I'm just wandering why.