See the Signs
Starring: Russell
Featuring: Cuddles, Lumpy, The Mole, and Mime
Russell enters his restaurant through a backdoor, he turns the lights on and turns the store sign from closed to open and waits patiently waits at the cashier. Time goes by and no one has entered his restaurant. Impatient, he looks outside to see why no one is coming. He is surprised to see Cuddles spinning and throwing a spinner sign outside of the restaurant on the left of his which attracts Pop and Cub into the restaurant. Russell gets an idea.
He hires The Mole to spin a sign for his restaurant. Unfortunately nobody comes in, so Russell goes outside and The Mole is accidentally pointing the sign to the restaurant on the right, which attracts Giggles and Petunia into it. Russell gets angry and gets another idea.
He hires Mime to spin a sign and he appears to be doing alright at first. Mime starts to spin the sign to fast, so fast to the point that he starts to lift off the ground. He spins up so high that he rises right in front of a plane Handy is piloting. Leading to an offscreen explosion that Russell looks up at, he goes back into his restaurant upset that his second plan failed as chunks of Handy and Mime fall on to the pavement.
Russell stares angrily at Cuddles as he continues to spin his spinner for the other restaurant. In a fit, Russell kicks a trash can, this catches Cuddles' attention as he looks at Russell just as he threw the sign. The sign falls into Cuddles vertically and slices into his body. Cuddles falls dead with the sharp end pointing at Russell's restaurant.
Disco Bear, Toothy, and Lammy walk towards the restaurant but stop and notice that the sign in Cuddles' corpse is pointing to Russell's restaurant. Not questioning Cuddles' death they follow the sign and enter Russell's restaurant. Russell is happy to have finally received some customers but right before he can enter his restaurant, his body is sliced horizontally in half by a spinner. It's shown to be caused by The Mole who hasn't been fired. The iris closes on the spinner he's holding with Russell's blood on it.
I really hope this isn't just the facebook account raising are hopes up over something that may not even happen.
If this is a reality, I'll definetly be coming back here forever.
Snowglobe Kringle
Mime exits his tent takes out his mail when the world appears to turn upside down. Mime ends up flying upward. The world turns right side up and he falls on the sidewalk face first, it suddenly starts snowing. He gets up badly injured when the same thing happens over and over and over and over with him being repeatedly slammed against the pavement until he has a black eye, is badly bruised, is bleeding, and has broken limb bones sticking out of his body. The screen pans out, revealing he's in a snow globe that was being messed with by Cub. Pop calls Cub offscreen, causing Cub to carelessly drop Mime's snowglobe on the ground causing it to shatter on the floor (offscreen) as Cub walks off for dinner.
Message: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.
Elf Kringle
Santa Claus Lumpy is watching his elves (Mime, Sniffles, The Mole, Handy, Giggles) craft and wrap gifts for Christmas. The Mole somehow gets his hands on a random stick of dynamite from the toy parts. Lumpy walks out of the room and the second he shuts the door, he hears a boom. He walks back in to find all of his elves dead and the toys destroyed by the explosion. Realizing there are no more gifts to give on Christmas, Lumpy gets an idea. Cut to Petunia waking up to her present under the tree. She opens it only to unwrap a heart and some eyeballs. At Flaky's house, Flaky recieves half of Mime's head for some reason. At Toothy's house, Toothy gets Sniffles' snout. At Cuddles' house, Cuddles gets a stick of TNT, which blows up. Much to Lumpy's shock as he flies away in his sleigh.
thanks! Btw I deleted the third one for being kinda dumb and replaced it with two new ones. (And replaced Handy with Disco Bear in the chimney one)
Some Kringles
Eggnog Kringle
A Christmas party is going on and in a corner of the house, Nutty is chugging eggnog through a funnel while Sniffles pours the drink from a carton all with Toothy and Cuddles cheering excitedly as he chugs away. When the drink is empty a very bloated Nutty throws the funnel on the ground and holds his hands up victorious. It's then shown that he drank hundreds of other cartons. The three cheer Nutty for his success when they notice he hasn't moved from his victorious pose. Sniffles pokes Nutty to no reaction, followed by several flies landing on him. Cut to an ambulance driving away from the house.
Message: Eat, drink, and be marry!
Chimney Kringle
Disco Bear, dressed as Santa Claus, is on the roof of a house. He grabs a present from his sack of gifts and hops into the chimney, only to end up stuck. He angrily squirms and grunts trying to get free. Down below in the living room, the lights flick on and Giggles notices the sounds coming from the chimney. She stands in her fireplace to get a better look when Disco Bear gets unstuck and crushes her body much to his shock. To make matters worse, Petunia saw this happen and screams. Disco Bear tries to get her to calm down but hears the sirens coming and runs off. He comes back and throws the present at Petunia's face, accidentally knocking her out old. Disco Bear jumps through a window and runs into the woods as two police cars pull into the scene.
Message: Leave food out for Santa.
CoolWikiDude, u aren't one to say what's yucky at all.
Not quite sure what that means but thanks :]
No one told you? Nemao changed his mind cause the episode would take to long to make by October 31. Making, Lumpy, Sniffles, and mole different clothes and a creepy lab was the hardest part.
Thanks dude! I actually wrote it as a potential pitch for nemao, glad u liked it.
Where the Dead Go to Die
Starring: Lumpy
Featuring: The Mole, Cuddles, Handy
Appearing: Everyone else
The episode begins with Grim Reaper Lumpy sitting in a dark void with only a TV and a couch to entertain himself with. In the real world, at night The Mole crashes into a brick wall. Lumpy suddenly teleports from nothing into the scene. He takes The Mole out of his car and teleports away with The Mole's corpse. Lifty and Shifty walk into the scene and The Mole's car blows up killing the two. Lumpy comes back sighing over having to deal with two bodies. Lumpy collects the raccoons bodies and teleports away with them
Right after he's gone. Handy is seen falling out of the sky in a plane. Petunia, Giggles, and Lammy are playing in a tree house when Handy's plane crashes into the bottom of the tree. Handy manages to land safely on the ground with a parachute when the tree house falls over and crushes him also killing the Girls from the inside. Lumpy comes back annoyed at the extra deaths . He looks in another direction and sees a bloody Sniffles with the ants cheering excitedly on top of him. He looks somewhere else and sees Disco Bear eating a hamburger at a table when he gets an instant heart attack and dies. Mime is seen riding his unicycle when it hits a pebble causing him to loose his balance and get impaled against Flaky's back. Pop is then seen pushing Cub in a stroller when the stroller is hit by a car. Cuddles suddenly appears next to Lumpy asking for a high five, Lumpy happily agrees to high five Cuddles, causing him to fall dead. Lumpy gets really angry as there is to many dead bodies for him to deal with when he gets an idea. The episode cuts to Lumpy using a bulldozer to group the dead bodies in one spot. The bulldozer and the bodies it's pushing all teleport away with Lumpy.
Suddenly there's panic causing Lumpy to teleport back once again. Pop, Russell, Nutty, and Flaky are all running away as a meteorite is hurtling towards the earth. Lumpy facepalms and faints.