Welcome to the new thread, have fun.
I've got another. Wanna read it?
Take This Job and Nub It (Take This Job and Shove It, a song by Johnny Paycheck)
"Guess who's back! The "No hands, no eyes, no brains" trio! Anyway, it's all work and no play for this disabled trio. Will they succeed or fail? Watch this episode to find out."
Starring: Handy, Mole, and Lumpy
Featuring: Pop, Cub, Cro-Marmot
Appearances: 1 Generic Tree Friend, Nutty
The episode starts with Handy, Mole, and Lumpy making a house. In order to do this, Mole puts logs of wood into a woodchipper, shredding them, Lumpy connecting pipes together, and Handy somehow managing to lay down some bricks together. Pop and Cub come by for an ice cream truck that Cro-Marmot is driving. Pop wants chocolate and Cub wants vanilla.
Meanwhile, realizing that he has no hands to stack the bricks, Handy angrily kicks of the bricks, causing it to fly and hit Cub's face, breaking his neck. Cub clumsily walks backwards into the street, getting hit by a Generic Tree Friend's truck. Handy regrets his actions and gets back to work.
That Generic Tree Friends drives their truck into a powerline, causing him to die in an explosion.
Mole is still throwing logs of wood inside the woodchipper. Meanwhile getting the ice cream, Pop hears the racket going on. He walks over to Mole and asks him to quit the noise and it would be excellent if he did. Confused, Mole shrugs and just throws a log of wood at the exasperated bear's face, decapitating him and shredding the severed body part (along with the log of wood).
Lumpy is eating a sandwich while reading the blueprint. Unfortunately, the hot sauce dripping all over the blueprint leaves holes on it, ending with a sizzling sound. The dimwitted moose looks in shock at the blueprint, so he crumples it into a ball and throws it.
Much, much later that day, with Handy's lack of hands, Mole's lack of sight, and Lumpy's lack of common sense, they make a small, poorly-designed house. The latter is impressed at their work. The initial two somehow agree with Lumpy, so they decide to go inside the house.
However, the trio get cramped inside the house, so they try to escape. Unfortunately, the entire house falls apart. Handy, Mole, and Lumpy, in the same position when they entered the house they built, explode to their doom.
Meanwhile, still selling ice cream in his ice cream truck, a bored Cro-Marmot gets out his Nintendo Switch and plays Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on it. But when he sees Nutty jittering by, he puts his Nintendo Switch away and prepares. Nutty tells Cro-Marmot he wants vanilla with sprinkles on it. The frozen marmot prepares Nutty's order. He gives Cro-Marmot a big tip and thanks him. Nutty happily jitters off.
Cro-Marmot puts out the dead Generic Tree Friend's body parts. The orange hands represent what Handy's could have looked like in the past, the eyes Mole's could have looked like in the past, the brain Lumpy's could have looked like in the past. The closing iris focuses on all these three body parts.
"Keep your hands to yourself!"
it's a short break one, but that good
Nemao, can I please finish?
OK, I'm finished, Nemao!
I won't be making another episode on this thread until the next month, OK?
Something to lighten the mood amidst recent worldly events.
Sanitizer Insanity
Starring: Petunia
Featuring: Lumpy
Appearances: Handy
Petunia watches TV, quickly becoming anxious when newsman Lumpy talks about a virus epidemic and the global shortage of hand sanitizer. Petunia searches her reserves but only finds empty bottles, much to her horror. She hyperventilates until Lumpy begins talking about an alternate solution.
Following Lumpy's step-by-step instructions, Petunia gathers several ingredients to make her own sanitizer gel. After pouring them into a large bowl and mixing the concoction, Petunia dips her hands in it. Within moments, Petunia loses the fur on her hands and they become horribly swollen.
Petunia looks back at her TV to see that Lumpy has met the same fate, and he now recommends rigorous scrubbing. Petunia rushes to the nearest sink and scrubs her hands as hard as possible. Pulling her arms back out, she discovers they have been reduced to bone. Lumpy has also succumbed to this and now advises viewers against following his advice, frustrating Petunia.
Later, Petunia encases herself inside a plastic bubble as she wanders town. Soon enough, she looks through a store window to see a shelf with one remaining bottle of sanitizer gel. She attempts in vain to get through the door, but when it closes, she and her bubble are sent bouncing away in all directions. The gel ends up being purchased by Handy of all people, but alas he is unable to open it.
Moral: Simple problems don't need complex solutions
stopwatch syndrome
starring: cuddles giggles handy green bear toothy disco bear lifty and shifty
Featuring: lumpy and petunia
Cuddles giggles toothy and handy are sitting at the lush red seats of a dinner giggles is looking at the menu toothy stares at his watch sweating he looks at his movie tickets. Toothy runs through the mall and gets run over by lumpy and petunias mall cart.
Petunias asleep. Lumpy angry that the carts not moving steps on the gas causing toothys entrails to get wrapped around the wheel, toothys body is thrown clear from the cart. We cut to lifty and shifty trying to steal a big clock shifty in a panic upon seeing lumpy coming unties a bolt which causes the clock to roll into the dinner killing cuddles and crushing shifty.
Lifty tries lift the big Hand only for it to move and implale his arms in the glass. He rips his arms off trying to get free. he is then impaled by a falling chandelier.
The episode ends with petunia in the kitchen handy tries to lift a Boiling pot of lobster only for the table to break and the pot of water to half scold his face. Giggles having gone full flippy stabs handy 5 times before running out the dinner. Giggles slams petunia into a control box and ties a bunch of cables around her neck like a noose.
She tries to break free causing her to suffocate. Giggles runs after lumpy only to be cut in half by a sliding door. The episode ends with lumpy holding the dead body of cuddles smiling as a bunch of random happy tree friends clap.
into the mole
starring giggles, petunia, handy, mole, disco bear, cuddles, lumpy, and nutty .
Handy and cuddles are walking hand in hand to the cinema when mole bumps into them they decide to follow him with his metal detector but are stopped by a smoke cloud from a steam valve they cough. Giggles comes up the pipe and fixes It with tape and then whispers something in handys ear. the scene changes to show handy giggles and cuddles in a tiny submarine.
Petunia hands the submarine to mole and he drinks it sending then Tiny sub down into mole. The sub goes upwards to moles brain. The submarine springs a leak but handy fixes it with a cork stopper thanks to giggles.
Cuddles pulls down a screen that shows mole walking towards a secret room. Giggles pulls on the control's sending mole in another direction the scene pans to the kitchen. where petunia is talking infront of the stove mole pushs petunia out of the way just in time.
Mole walks towards the living room we see nutty playing with disco bear who takes out candy hair gel, before he can do anything mole steps in and takes the hair gel away. Just before mole can turn around, lumpy comes in we a wheelbarrow and fills the room with quick drying cement. Sniffles comes in panicking he punches mole in the gut causing tears to come out, the sub regrows and the episode ends with the characters cleaning up moles home.
moral of the story tread carefully