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We need more Russell episodes.

Sailing the Seven Teas

Starring: Russell and Handy

Featuring: Cuddles, Toothy, Lumpy, Mime, The Mole and Giggles

Appearances: Lifty, Shifty, Petunia, Pop, Cub, Sniffles, Disco Bear and Flaky

The episode begins in the middle of the ocean. Russell is sailing a massive cargo ship towards a dock nearby. A bug begins to distract to Russell and he accidentally crashes the ship into a nearby seafood restaurant. The scene cuts to Cuddles grilling some fish, that is until the ship crashes through the wall and pushes Cuddles into the deep fryer. During the proccess, many of Russell's cargo drops into the bottom of the ocean much to his dismay. Mime, the manager of the restaurant, walks toward the crashed ship chastising Russell for his mistakes (visually of course). Russell is unaware of this and drops the anchor right under him, crushing him like a soda can.

The next day, Russell has grabbed scuba equipment and plans to get the lost cargo in the ocean. Russell also enlists Handy to help him because he needs an "extra pair of hands". At the beach, Toothy and Lumpy are playing around in the water when Lumpy accidentally drinks the water. Toothy is at first shocked until he tries it out for himself. The water mysteriously tasted like tea. Soon Lumpy calls everyone at the beach to drink the now tea flavoured salt water.

Out in the sea. Russell grabs a rope and attaches it to a hook, he then tells Handy to tie it into the back of the boat. Handy however grabs it with his mouth due to his lack of hands and isn't able to tie it. Russell doesn't seem to notice this and then tells Handy that if he tugs the rope two times, Handy would have to drive the boat back to the beach bringing the cargo along with them by attaching it to the hook. Before Handy can speak, Russell immediately jumps into the water with the rope. Russell begins to swim underwater and finds the lost cargo at the sea floor. He sees that the cargo is leaking bags of tea all over the place. Russell then attaches the cargo with the rope's hook and tugs it two times. Handy who is still struggling to tie the rope into the back of the boat with his mouth, feels the two tugs. This startles Handy, causing him to stagger back a bit and accidentally pushes one of the boat's levers.

The boat begins to move forward causing the cargo to move along with Russell, who is holding onto the rope. Handy's mouth is still biting into the rope much to his suffering. The boat suddenly starts moving faster, Handy's jaw begins to break as the weight of the cargo and Russell proves to be too heavy to be pulled. At the beach, Lumpy has finally died of dehydration thanks to drinking the tea-flavoured salt water. The camera begins to move around showing that Toothy, Lifty, Shifty, Petunia, Pop, Cub, Sniffles, Disco Bear and Flaky all died from dehydration from also drinking the water. The motor boat crashes into the dock, causing the intertia of the cargo and Russell being pulled out of the water and into the beach. The force of the rope and cargo finally causes Handy's jaw to be ripped out of his head, killing him. Russell lands into a wall but is left relatively unharmed, much to his celebration! Until the cargo crushes Russel into the wall.

Meanwhile back at the partially destroyed seafood place, The Mole is serving Giggles' food. Much to Giggles' horror, it's Cuddles deep fried corpse.

Deaths

Cuddles is deep fried.

Mime is crushed like a soda can by the ship's anchor.

Lumpy, Toothy, Lifty, Shifty, Petunia, Pop, Cub, Sniffles, Disco Bear and Flaky die from dehydration.

Handy's jaw is ripped off.

Russell is crushed into a wall by the cargo.

Injuries

Handy's jaw begins to break as he is pulling onto the cargo.

Triva: Only The Mole and Giggles survive this episode.