Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-29429131-20170115190621/@comment-11301541-20170117220821

Tricksy walks up.

Tricksy: Saiya, explain why there are two light green squirrels with yellow diamond-shaped markings on their heads and large curled-up tails that move when they are excited?

Saiya: I...don't know...

Cuddles: One of them is male and one is transgender.

Tricksy: That doesn't tell me anything.

Saiya: Okay?

Tricksy: Also, were you recently talking to their mom!? Deep down inside, she's a wicked witch! (At least in my opinion.)

Toothy: No, she isn't.

Cuddles: Next thing you'll be telling me my mom is a wicked witch.

Tricksy: SHE's not. She's a burglar.

Everyone stares in shock at Tricksy.

Toothy: Tricksy... HTF Still Alive came out in 2016. Now it's 2026. Nutty's mom has been our chaperone on many summer trips over the years. We would know she is nothing like a witch.

Saiya: Just...leave.