User blog comment:SaenihpNnylf/A Perfect Disaster/@comment-1770389-20160222174013

More examples

Cuddles - Librarian. He would have to sit still, be quiet, for hours on end.

Petunia - Explorer - Explorers need to get dirty to do actual exploring.

Giggles - Working at an incinerator - She would actually worry too much about air pollution from the smoke.

Splendid - Ski Patroller - He would be even worse than Lumpy, and kill more people in this job.

Toothy - Beekeeper. We saw how he deals with bees in the series.

Flaky - Boxer or Professional Wrestler.

Mime - Singer.

Flippy - War correspondent