Blind Date

"Blind Date" is an episode of the Happy Tree Friends internet series.

HTF's Episode Description
Ahhhh. love. What could be better, or worse for that matter? Mole gets all spiffed up for a special date, only to find himself in some awkward situations. No wonder they say love is blind.

Plot
The Mole wipes some steam off his bathroom mirror, revealing pieces of bright red toilet paper on the neck of his sweater, apparently having cut himself while shaving. Next, we see him driving haphazardly on the road, hitting a mailbox, garbage cans, and a kitten, before coming to a stop at his destination. Though he overshoots his destination and crashes off screen, he still makes his way up to the front door and rings the doorbell.

Lumpy answers the door, confused, while we shift to see Giggles sitting on her couch, apparently waiting to be picked up for a date. She sighs sadly, unaware of The Mole's error. Back at Lumpy's trailer, the oblivious Mole holds up some flowers and a box of chocolates. Lumpy thinks for a second and then decides to go along with it.

While The Mole drives, Lumpy happily munches on the chocolates The Mole gave him. Up ahead in the road, we see an orange traffic cone and a semi-trailer truck parked so that it takes up both lanes of the road. Handy looks under the hood of the truck happily humming to himself, unaware that The Mole's car is approaching. Not seeing the obstacle in his path, The Mole runs over the cone and drives into Handy's trailer, causing the truck's hood to fall shut on Handy, cutting him in half at the waist. Luckily for the Mole, his car was low enough that it only took the roof of his car off. Unfortunately for Lumpy, this caused the top of his scalp to get skinned off, leaving him in a vegetative state with his brain exposed. A bird lands on Lumpy's head and starts pecking his brain, causing Lumpy to twitch.

We now cut to a drive-in movie where The Mole's car is parked with its back to the film screen. The bird keeps pecking Lumpy's brain, causing him again to twitch and sending popcorn flying from the bucket in his lap. Next, while at a fancy restaurant, the bird's pecking makes Lumpy's legs twitch and rub up against one of The Mole's feet. The Mole mistakes this for a sign of affection and blushes. When leaving the restaurant, The Mole closes Lumpy's car door for him, accidentally catching his leg in the door. As the Mole drives off, Lumpy's foot is dragged on the road and is eventually torn off by friction. At this time, a second bird lands on one of Lumpy's antlers.

Elsewhere, on a cliff, a sports car pulses and bounces to the sound of disco music. Inside, Disco Bear is actually dancing, trying to seduce an obviously uncomfortable Petunia. She creeps to the door while Disco Bear continues dancing. Disco Bear sees Petunia and thinks she's playing hard to get. As he moves in to kiss her, she shrieks and sprays him with pepper spray, then his eyes become intensely dry. Outside, The Mole drives his car to the cliff, unknowingly pushing Disco Bear and Petunia over the edge, causing their car to explode. The Mole puts the car in park and places his arm around Lumpy, ready to have a good time. At that moment, one of the birds pulls out a piece of Lumpy's brain, causing his arm to fly up and slaps The Mole in the face.

Back at Giggles' house, the forlorn chipmunk sits next to a box of tissues and finishes a fifth bucket of ice cream. She perks up when she hears the doorbell ring and happily answers the door. She's confused, however, to see a dead Lumpy standing there, holding a dead flower, missing the top of his head, and The Mole driving off in the background. The two birds happily stand over an egg in a nest made in Lumpy's brain. Before the episode ends, the egg begins to hatch.

Moral
Love is Blind!

Blurb
It's a good idea to defog your mirror

BEFORE shaving

Where does he keep that cane?

Energy tip: Turn off the light before leaving a room.

If you're blind: Just leave them off!

Same car Orson Wells drove in "Citizen Cane"

Destroying a mailbox is a federal offense.

Destroying a cat is not.

Most accidents happen close at home

Or close to cars with blind drivers

Moles breed from March to May only.

Moles have a highly developed sense of touch.

but there aim needs a little work.

Eats cheese with a fork.

Friends are in the witness protection program

Where's the cane?

If Lumpy says no the episode ends here.

'''Whew! That was close.'''

Mmm, wrappers add a nice crunch!

OH NO! Hope The Mole sees the...

Oh yeah, never mind.

Travel tip: Engines are a great place to heat up left overs!

Good thing this cone is here to stop them!

Same dramatic angle Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"

Safety tip: Pull far off the road while cooking left overs.

Exposure to fresh air makes your brain smarter.

and releases a meaty aroma.

Bird

Brain

Bird Brain

Hey, are those tiny icebergs down there?

Now showing: The classic martial arts masterpiece "Books of Fury"

Americans eat over 1 billion pounds of popcron per year.

100% of them have a mouth.

The first drive in movie theater opened in 1933

100% of the cars where facing the screen.

Same wine glass Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"

Lumpy's brain does it's own stunts

Hey, what happened to the tablecloth?

Salt helps remove wine stains.

The only animals that blush are humans

and moles on a date.

Fashion tip: It's good to have your car match your sweater.

Safety tip: Filing your toenails while driving is dangerous.

Notice the enlarged caseus lobe.

For processing cheese

Popular car on lookout point because of the roomy front seat!

That is one enormous rear view mirror!

Hey, what happened to the disco ball?

See, we told you it was a roomy front seat!

But not roomy enough for Petunia!

The best way to fend off a brown bear

is to play dead or climb a tree

or is it pepper spray?

Wonder why they call it Lookout point?

LOOK OUT!

Now you know.

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

There it is

The "Yawn" move

a classic!

The part used for thinking

And now the moment you been waiting for

2 hours, 45 minutes and

one

two

three

four

five

six brain freezes later.

Same iris out Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"

And now the moment you've been waiting for...

The Comedy Robot!

We're going to rent "Citizen Cane"

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'''PSST! Rosebud is the name of the sled!'''

Deaths

 * 1) A cat dies when The Mole runs over it with his car. (Debatable)
 * 2) Handy dies when the hood of his truck falls shut on him,cutting him in half by the waist.
 * 3) Disco Bear and Petunia die when The Mole's car pushes their car off a cliff, causing it to explode,they got immolated.
 * 4) Lumpy has the top of his head torn off by Handy's truck and birds start picking pieces of his brain out of his head to build a nest.

Injuries

 * Disco Bear's eyes turned red after Petunia sprays him.
 * Even though Lumpy was dead, The Mole closes the car door on Lumpy's foot.

Destruction

 * A mailbox is run over by The Mole's car.
 * A trashcan is run over by The Mole's car.
 * The Mole's car crashes into the wall. (not seen)
 * The Mole's car hood is breaking apart from Handy's trailer.
 * A road cone is running over by The Mole's car.
 * Disco Bear's car is destroyed by The Mole's car.

Goofs

 * 1) The direction of Lumpy's antlers changes multiple times throughout the episode.
 * 2) The position of The Mole's mole changes multiple times throughout the episode.
 * 3) There are a few shots where Lumpy's arms are missing.
 * 4) When the cat hits The Mole's car, the top half of its body disappears briefly.
 * 5) After Lumpy and The Mole leave the restaurant, the blood coming from Lumpy's brain disappears. After the car parks on the cliff, however, the blood is there again.
 * 6) At the end of the episode, Lumpy is standing perfectly fine even though part of his leg was torn off earlier.
 * 7) When The Mole places his arm around Lumpy, his arm passes through Lumpys antlers.
 * 8) Peter Hermann's (the voice of Disco Bear) name is not in the end credits.
 * 9) After Handy's helmet comes off, his ears are seen, through normally in episodes he doesn't have ears.
 * 10) It takes weeks for an egg to hatch, but the birds were only there for one night and somehow managed.
 * 11) When Lumpy's legs twitched when his brain is bit by the bird inside the restaurant, the tablecloth is missing.

Trivia

 * 1) This is the second most viewed HTF episode on YouTube, with over 23,100,000 views.
 * 2) The truck Handy is working on has an Autobot symbol on it, a nod to the Transformers franchise.
 * 3) This is the only episode to date where one can see Handy's ears (this could, however, be a goof by the animators).
 * 4) The movie that The Mole takes Lumpy to see is the Buddhist Monkey film, Books of Fury.
 * 5) Although Petunia and Giggles do not like Disco Bear, Petunia dates him. She could, however, simply be on a blind date like The Mole was supposed to be on with Giggles.
 * 6) The Mole is responsible for every death in this episode.
 * 7) The original video had The Mole kissing Lumpy but was cut for obvious reason (it's a homosexual reference).
 * 8) This is one of four episodes where Disco Bear's theme song can be heard. The others are Stayin' Alive, Hello Dolly and Ski Ya, Wouldn't Wanna be Ya!.
 * 9) Blind Date, like Class Act, Spin Fun Knowin' Ya, Just Dessert, Wrath of Con and We're Scrooged! has a Blurb version.
 * 10) In the blurb version, if you translate the binary at the end you should get: "what's brown and sticky?" "a stick!".
 * 11) This is the only time Petunia uses her pepper spray at Disco Bear.
 * 12) This is one of the five episodes to be remastered for the Blurb version. The others are Class Act, Can't Stop Coffin', Just Desert and Stealing the Spotlight.
 * 13) This is the first episode that in the blurb there is the comedy robot (the annotations putting 0s and 1s randomly during the credits, mostly covering them). All the blurbs for the episodes except Class Act and the popcorn video for Spin Fun Knowin' Ya so far have the comedy robot.