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A Whale of a Time

Starring: Russell

Featuring: Lumpy, Handy, Sniffles, Lifty, and Shifty

Appearing: Cuddles and Giggles

The episode begins when Russell boards his pirate ship. He pulls out a map and is excited at the treasure chest on it but is horrified at all of the obstacles along the way. He thinks for a but and comes with an idea, hire a crew. We cut to Russell looking at his crew. Lumpy, Handy, Sniffles, Lifty and Shifty.

We cut to the gang running out of a cave with the treasure while numerous tenctacles pop out of the cave. The crew is covered in cuts and bruises. Luckily they escape just in time with the treasure. Later, while Russell drives the ship back home. Lumpy swaps the deck, Sniffles stands on the mast looking around with a telescope, and Lifty, Shifty, and Handy are pulling in a net of fish.

Suddenly a large ghostly white animal swims under the boat. The boat is then bumped into from the bottom by the creature, which causes Handy to fall into the net of fish. The raccoons try to help Handy out but all of a sudden a large, white sperm whale pops out of the water, much to everyone's shock. It eats the net of fish, with Handy still inside and submerges underwater. To make matters worse the ropes connecting the net to boat are in the whales mouth so the ship is getting pulled across the ocean based on where the whale moves.

All of the characters have a hard time keeping their balance and Sniffles is panicking on the mast. Lifty and Shifty suddenly pull out a cannon. Russell places a cannonball inside and Lumpy lights it. Unfortunately, Lumpy's aim is off and he shoots the bottom of the mast. Sniffles and the mast fall in the ocean and sadly for Sniffles he is caught by shark before he lands in the water and is ripped to shreds.

Russell and Lumpy are shocked to Sniffles' death and realize the cannon is missing. Lifty and Shifty have pushed it and the treasure to another end of the boat. They try to push the treasure chest inside the cannon but it won't fit, so they stuff their pockets with gold. Shifty aims the cannon to an island and Lifty lights the cannon and the two brothers hop inside. Their plan to ditch the ship and steal the treasure fails as the whale's movement cause the cannon to roll to another section of the ship with Russell and Lumpy watching. The Two are then shot out of the cannon. They don't even fly for more then a second cause they hit a motorboat. Cuddles is driving the motorboat while Giggles relaxes on a beach chair. They look at the boat in shock as Lifty and Shifty's bodies cause it to slowly sink, The motorboat is immediately eaten by the whale.

Lumpy manages to control his balance and carries a wooden sword to the rope connected to the net and starts to saw at it. Handy's head suddenly pops out of the whales blowhole, he struggles to get out of the hole but he's stuck. Lumpy sees this and waves to Handy and he accidentally cuts the rope. Lumpy holds on to the rope to save Handy, Russell holds on to Lumpy's feet before he falls in the ocean, his hook however sinks into one of his legs.

The whale starts to realize that it can't breathe with Handy's head blocking its blowhole, it raises its head of the ocean to attempt forcefully blow Handy away. This sudden movement causes Lumpy's body to tear as he's holding to the rope while Lumpy's hook is stuck in his foot. He is brutally ripped in half and his organs are strewn all over the ship. The whale fails to save itself and it falls in the ocean and sinks with Handy still stuck in its blowhole.

The large splash left by the dead whale causes the ship to move in a very far direction with Russell still onboard. The ship is pushed into a large field of tall black rocks sticking out of the ocean. The ship is shredded to nothing but Russell manages to survive as all that's left of the ship is two planks which he rides on with his peg legs, while he carries the treasure in his hands. Russell panics until he sees that he's being pushed back to civilization at the docks. Unfortantly he's horizontally sliced in half by a dock, all while the treasure is still in his hands.

His corpse reaches the sidewalk where Nutty happens to be walking. He doesn't seem to notice Russell's body and opens the chest. He is in awe at the gold inside and for some reason shoves a coin in his mouth. He then pulls a gold wrapper out of his mouth and its revealed that Russell and his crew died for a chest filled with chocolate which Nutty eats excitedly. The episode ends with a view of the dead whale and the iris closes on a drowned Handy's head, still stuck in the blowhole.

Deaths:

1. Sniffles is eaten by a shark.

2. Lifty and Shifty are accidentally shot into a motorboat.

3. Cuddles and Giggles are eaten by the whale.

4. Lumpy is ripped into by Russell's hook and the rope he's holding on to that's being dragged by the whales mouth.

5. The whale suffocates when Handy's head is stuck in its blowhole.

6. Handy drowns in the ocean.

7. Russell is horizontally sliced in half from the waist by a dock.