Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24693225-20150206010822/@comment-24693225-20150206161519

Here's some ideas:

Flippy flips out and tapes a razor blade to Lumpy's toothbrush, Lumpy brushes his teeth until he notices that he has cut all his teeth out and his mouth his bleeding.

Giggles goes skiing, when she pulls up her ski goggles, she pulls out her eyes with the rim. She hits a tree and is impaled by one of her ski poles.

Lumpy gets a pogo stick. This won't end well. The Mime crosses the sidewalk that Lumpy is bouncing down. Lumpy runs him over and bounces on his head, breaking it open like an eggshell.

Petunia's air freshener gets caught on the exhaust pipe of a car and Petunia is decapitated by the string.

Flaky tries to put on a turtleneck that is too tight and a portion of her head the same shape as the neck hole comes out.