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Elf Centered

Starring Lifty & Shifty (ft. Lumpy, Pop, Cub, the Mole)

Lifty and Shifty are at the mall, when they find out from a poster that there's a job opening for Santa. The twins seek their opportunity. Later, Shifty is dressed as an elf and standing next to a box of toys which he intends to steal, while Lifty perches on a throne in a Santa outfit to serve as a distraction.

Pop brings an excited Cub to Lifty's lap. As Cub talks about his wish list, Shifty leaps into the toybox to unwrap the gifts. He unwraps a snow globe, a toy car, and finally a robotic t-rex. He stares at it curiously until it bites his face off.

Lifty is at first bored with Cub's talking. But then Cub talks about what Christmas means to him, getting his attention. He looks around to see Pop giving donation money to the Mole. Lifty gets teary-eyed hearing the sound of carols. Meanwhile, Shifty opens another gift box, causing a slinky to fly out and hit his eye. Then he stumbles over the toy car and loses consciousness.

Having experienced the true meaning of the holidays, Lifty allows Cub to pick whatever gift he wants from the toybox. Cub pulls out Shifty's face and wears it like a mask. Shifty climbs out of the box and attempts to steal the Mole's donation money, but the Mole accidentally bashes him to death with his handbell.

Later, Lifty spots the now broken ATM spitting out cash. He snaps back to his greedy ways and collects the scattered money, until the machine explodes and kills him.