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Nice episode Smart zombie. Here's one I thought up the other day. It may seem fairly long but its only about 3 minutes, I just had to go into detail about what happens.

Let Eating Squirrels Fry

Starring: Nutty

Featuring: Lumpy, Handy

Nutty is walking down the street when he comes across a candy shop, his stomach growling. He walks inside, only to realise Cro-Marmot has bought the last item in the shop. A disappointed Nutty continues walking down the street, until Lumpy persuades him to come into his fried food restaurant and try his food.

Lumpy gives Nutty a sample of his deep fried food, including chicken wings, chicken strips, beer battered fish and corn dogs. Nutty eats it up and is thrilled at how amazing it tastes. Desperate for more, he runs into the kitchen of the restaurant and attempts to deep fry the candy on his face, but Lumpy holds him back and instructs him to leave.

Nutty leaves, still feeling dissatisfied, but then hatches an idea. The screen wipes to reveal that he's bought a deep fryer for his own home, and Handy has helped him set it up. Nutty thanks Handy, and Handy leaves. Nutty immediately starts deep frying some food. He gets a cake out of his freezer and shoves it into the basket of the deep fryer, yet it barely fits. He tries to add more food to the basket, but since its filled with cake, nothing else will go into it. Nutty becomes angry, and then comes up with another idea.

Screen wipes to reveal Nutty has bought multiple deep fryers, about 10, that are scattered across his kitchen wall. Nutty, once again, thanks Handy for his service and he walks out. The timer goes off on the deep fryer with the cake in it, and Nutty tries to raise the basket from the deep fryer but since its so full the basket becomes jammed. He forces himself backwards in an attempt to remove it, and when it does suddenly release, Nutty falls on his back and the cake and oil go flying backwards out of the window. Handy is getting back into his car and sees the cake fly past him, and he looks inside the window to see where it came from, to which the oil comes out and splashes him in the face, which burns his face off.

We then see Nutty add all types of food into the deep fryers, filling each basket to the brim with food. When he realises that he can't add any more solid foods to the baskets, he gets an idea. He goes into the pantry and grabs a handful of bottles of honey. He empties the bottles of honey into each deep fryer in an attempt to deep fry honey. He then hears the timer go off on one of the fryers, so he gets the food out of the fryer and plates it, ready to enjoy a meal of deep fried salad.

What Nutty doesn't notice is that the oil is causing the honey to expand, and the oil-honey hybrid begins overflowing in each deep dryer and spilling all over the kitchen floor. Soon enough, the kitchen floor becomes a shallow pool of honey and oil, and it can't escape because the kitchen door is shut. Nutty still doesn't notice because he's enjoying his meal, but the chair he's sitting in starts to get deep fried. When the chair legs get too fried, they snap off, causing Nutty to falls backwards onto the hot sticky floor.

Nutty tries to get himself off the boiling hot oil, but the honey causes him to stick to the floor. He eventually gets up, ripping the skin off his back. He gets up on his feet, which begin boiling away in the oil, and he tries to run to the door but his feet are stuck to the ground. Much like his back, the skin is forced off the bottom of his feet. When he's just about to reach the door, his feet begin getting fried to the point where they snap off, much like the chair legs. He sticks out his hands to soften his fall, but then his hands begin boiling away and eventually snap off as well. With no support from his hands or legs, he falls face forward into the oil, where his face gets stuck to the kitchen floor. Screams can be heard from outside of his kitchen, which eventually reside.

Handy is outside Nutty's house, crying over his face disfigurement. The door from Nutty's kitchen is forced open, and a pool of honey and oil begin pouring out of it. Nutty's dead body, which is now fully deep fried, comes out with it along with an assortment of other deep fried food and resides next to Handy. Handy seems confused, but then sees Nutty's deep fried hands come out. Handy sees the hands, and smiles in joy. Iris closes in on the hands.

Deaths

Nutty either drowns or is boiled to death in the pool of oil and honey.

Injuries

Handy's face is boiled off by the oil from the deep fryer.

Nutty loses his hands and feet when they are deep fried.