Take a Hike/Blurb

Overview
A Blurb video was released on February 8th, 2013. It contains these annotations:
 * BlurB!
 * Fun Fact: This episode will be the first TV series, 7 minute episode to receive the Blurb treatment.
 * Lumpy doesn't like wearing a shirt under his Lederhosen.
 * It clashes with his walking stick.
 * Hey, Where's everybody going?
 * Hike Master's Tip: Let children explore the woods alone and unattended.
 * They will learn crucial survival techniques... if they live.
 * Little does Flaky know, this is actually a rare species of bird that prefers to nest on the ground.
 * See, we told you!
 * I'm getting the feeling that you don't believe me.
 * Frankly, I'm getting a little TAKEN for granted.
 * I'm all TIED UP in KNOTS about it...
 * ...and that really BITES!
 * There's only one way to SHAVE our friendship now...
 * We need to look in the MIRROR and think what we both want out of this relationship...
 * ...and REKINDLE that old SPARK back.
 * It would be POISONOUS to let things fester.
 * And I hope you don't SPIT my words back in my face.
 * Don't PANIC. We can get through this.
 * We just have to keep our HEAD ABOVE WATER and think rationally.
 * Ok. Let's try this again...
 * Fun Facts: Three dead bodies weigh as much as four live people.
 * I can feel your doubting eyes...
 * ...but we'll keep trudging along.
 * Lumpy has a canteen with a disappearing strap.
 * Eew! He's been drinking spider water!
 * Hiking Tip: Green slime is the ideal fluid to counter dehydration.
 * Oops! Ok, maybe, it's not.
 * I should really watch these episodes before I Blurb about them.
 * Ok, that was my bad.
 * I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.
 * I understand if you want me to just leave you alone.
 * You'll miss out on some amazing insights though.
 * Maybe, even information that could save your life someday.
 * If I didn't say anything, how would you know NOT to tear an angry bear's fur off?
 * This is really more like a public service.
 * KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
 * See, I can be clever and funny too, you know!
 * I did say I'd leave you alone so, alone is how I'll leave you.
 * I am a Blurb of my word, after all.
 * (whistles)
 * Ooo! I love this part!
 * C'mon, admit it. You miss me, don't you?
 * Ok. Fine.
 * I'm sorry.
 * We still have about a minute and a half left on this episode...
 * ...and I don't want to leave it weird between us.
 * You're all I've got!
 * (sobbing)
 * When this is over, you'll come back and watch me again, right?
 * There's nothing to do here but upload cat videos.
 * Ok. Sniff... Keep it together, Blurb! You can do this!
 * Let's finish this with some dignity.
 * (fart)
 * Whoopsie! Heh heh... Excuse me.
 * I had a burrito for lunch.
 * Fun Fact: Bears can see in color!
 * Especially Blue Moose!
 * Statistically, you're 12 times more likely to die of a bee sting than a bear attack.
 * What do bears and bees have in common?
 * Honey!
 * So stay away from those delicious jars of sweet death!
 * Whew! We made it! I'm so proud of us!
 * Watch me again. Every minute that you don't I'll upload another cat video on the internet.