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The Way You Make Me Wheel(My version)



Starring:

Twitchy

The Beaver

Featuring:

The Ducks

Appearances:

The Cow

Plot:

As Twitchy drives his car down a long desert highway, he begins shaving his face. Because he's focused on his rear view mirror, he doesn't see a mother duck leading her ducklings across the road until it is almost too late. Swerving at the last second, Twitchy misses hitting the ducks but accidentally slashes his throat with his razor.

Twitchy begins bleeding profusely and his blood splatters all over his windshield, obstructing his view of the road. He tries turning on his windshield wipers, but because the blood is on the inside of the windshield, this has no effect on the situation. Eventually, one of Twitchy's tires hits a bump in the road and he comes to a stop after his tire flies off.

Luckily for Twitchy, The Beaver's tow truck wasn't too far behind and The Beaver stops to lend a hand. Somehow, unseen by the viewer, The Beaver jacks up Twitchy's car and begins to work on changing the tire. Happy at the assistance he's receiving, Twitchy goes to work on cleaning the blood off of his windshield. He's surprised to learn, however, that his throat is still bleeding, indicating that he likely slit his jugular vein.

The Beaver continues to work on Twitchy's car, but her actions still cannot be seen by the viewer. Inside the car, Twitchy has finished wiping the blood from his windshield, but he continues to bleed and has become quite pale and woozy, indicating that he is suffering blood loss. His car lurches and moves back to the ground as The Beaver finishes her task, happily saying to Twitchy, "Off you go!"

Twitchy, now even paler than before, continues to bleed. He laughs and wearily thanks The Beaver for her help. Twitchy shifts gears and accidentally puts his car in reverse. As The Beaver walks in front of her truck to collect his tools, Twitchy's car pins her against her truck. The Beaver screams in pain while Twitchy, unaware of the fact that his car is in reverse, floors his gas pedal in an attempt to move forward.

Eventually, The Beaver's tail gets caught by the tire on Twitchy's car that she just replaced and The Beaver gets dragged downwards. Because she's pinned so tightly between the cars, her intestines exit out of her mouth and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The remainder of The Beaver's body wraps around the tire and is continuously rolled on the ground at a fast speed.

Inside Twitchy's car, Twitchy has finally bled to death. A pool of blood fills the car up to Twitchy's chest. The family of ducks that Twitchy avoided hitting earlier now swim in his blood, quacking happily. One of the ducklings dips its head into the blood and pulls up Twitchy's razor.