Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-29429131-20170115190621/@comment-11301541-20170115215950

Suddenly, it starts to thunder. Sonic dashes out.

Giggles: Don't you dare talk to me, Saiya, or you'll turn into a mountain lion!

Saiya: But...Giggles...

Giggles immediately turns her into a mountain lion.

Saiya: Agghh!!! Oh no! I just talked to her! Nutty, what are we going to

Nutty: How dare you talk to me, you menace!?

Nutty turns Saiya into a squirrel.

Saiya: NO! Now I'm a SQUIRREL! Could things get any worse?

Handy: Oh, they most certainly could.

Saiya: Yeah...

Handy: YOU JUST TALKED TO ME!!

Handy turns Saiya into a beaver and chops her hands off.

Saiya: NO! I can't live like this!

Petunia: Then maybe you should read the SCROLL you got from TAILS, dummahhss.

Saiya: Okay

Saiya thinks: Wait, I can't speak to her

Petunia turns Saiya into a skunk with NO LIMBS.

Saiya thinks: Darn, it was too late.

So Saiya reads the scroll. It says, "To defeat Cuddles, say `I wanna jam!' 500 times in a row without hesitating or misspeaking or saying anything else in the way.  To defeat Giggles, say `Cutie Bootie Shmootie' 500 times in a row.  To defeat Toothy, say `Gap buck teeth graph' 500 times in a row.  To defeat Lumpy, say `108 = 4 8 15 16 23 42' 500 times in a row.  To defeat Petunia, say `You're a f*cking c*nt' 500 times in a row.  To defeat Handy..."

Saiya thinks: Well first I want to turn back into my normal self.