User blog:Shyguyfan1976/Rise of the dead: part 3

I was about to head back when Flaky confronted me. She had something clutched behind her back. She trembled as I tried to reason with her. I must have misspoken as she tried to swing an umbrella at me. I braced for impact but felt nothing. When I opened my eye, she had swatted my arm off. I found a peanut and tossed it into her mouth. As expected, she bloated up and was incapacitated. Then I lost control of my body. I puppeted over to Flaky and whispered: "Flaky, it's me, Cuddles. everyone else and I can't feel pain. Wouldn't you want that too?" I could see she was debating about it. After a few minutes, she actually agreed! Again, having control of my body whisked away from me, I smeared some of the radioactive waste of her. She started to decay a little, and her eyes turned gray. She deflated to an extent but was still slightly inflated. I guess allergies don't go away as you die. Glad I don't have an allergy to carrots.

Handy

Petunia stared at me in disbelief.

"Are you joking?"

"No"

Petunia ran to a nearby puddle.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Petunia, we're fin-"

"DOES THIS LOOK FINE TO YOU?!?!"

"There must be an upside to all this."

"NO, I AM TAKING YOU TO MY HOUSE TO GET CLEAN!!"

Later...

"Now we're spotless, as we should be."