Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-619150-20170118002942/@comment-11301541-20170118015626

Giggles looks through the window into the diner, and sees Handy happily enjoying a meal.

Giggles: Okay, how can I make him cry? This is going to be hard...

Giggles: I could injure him, but he already has bandaged hands, so...

Giggles: Hold on, I've got it! (takes out a book) This is a really sad story; I read it ~ 20 times and it made me cry every single time. I just know it will get to his heart! But... to give it the emphasis it deserves, I'll ask Sniffles for his CD player.

She goes to Sniffles, who is sniffing.

Sniffles: What is it now Giggles?

Giggles: I was wondering if you could do me a favor please... and lend me your radio?

Sniffles: Sure, just make sure you don't break or destroy it.

Giggles: Thanks!

So she takes the radio into the diner while Handy is still eating.

Handy: ...what are you doing?

Giggles: Handy, listen to this story! It's amazing, and really funny!

Handy: Okay, I guess... c:

She turns on the radio and plays the tragedy. It is 10 minutes long. It had no effect on Handy (except a yawn of boredom), even though it made Giggles cry a river of tears.

Handy (sternly): Care to explain why you called this "amazing", when it was a complete waste of time, and it made you cry?

Giggles: (sobs) the story didn't make me cry. I... just... ...remembered that... ...my dad got cancer this morning.

Handy: Well, that's too bad for him!

Giggles leaves the diner in tears.

Giggles: (crying) I need to come up with another plan.