Dunce Upon a Time

"Dunce Upon a Time" is episode number 6.2 of the Happy Tree Friends televison series.

Plot
Giggles and Nutty, poor and starving, sadly sit outside their small home. When Giggles' tummy rumbles, Nutty goes to their scrawny cow to milk her. When nothing comes out of the cow's udders, Nutty decides to take the cow into town to sell her. Along the way, he is stopped by Lifty and Shifty who offer to trade Nutty some magic jelly beans for the cow. Enticed by the thought of getting a sugary treat, Nutty happily makes the trade and returns home.

Giggles, expecting Nutty to bring home some money, is confused when she is presented with the jelly beans. She takes one while Nutty eats the rest, laughing wildly. Later that night, Giggles goes to bed hungry while Nutty falls asleep with an aching stomach. He quickly dreams that he's eating a large candy cane, but he is soon roused from his sleep when he realizes a giant beanstalk is growing out of his mouth. The beanstalk quickly grows up to the sky, taking the house with it.

The next morning, Giggles wakes up to the sound of chirping birds to find a castle in the clouds outside her window. Inside the castle, a giant Lumpy cuts up vegetables for a meal. He hears a knock at the door and answers it to find a tiny Giggles standing at his feet. He screams and tries to stomp on Giggles, who runs into a nearby mousehole in the castle. Lumpy places a mousetrap outside the mousehole and returns to his cooking.

He looks through his cookbook and then turns to a group of jars on a shelf, containing Cuddles, Handy, Sniffles, Mime, Flaky, and Toothy in addition to a skeleton and some other items. He takes Toothy down from the shelf, removes him from his jar, and cracks his head open on a cauldron, pouring his brain out like an egg yolk. He then takes Handy from the shelf and despite his efforts to stay in the jar, Handy is removed and held over the cauldron. Lumpy attempts to break Handy's head open several times, but Handy's hard hat saves his life. Annoyed, Lumpy ignores Handy's pleas for mercy and uses a nutcracker to break Handy's head open, causing blood to fly into Lumpy's eyes.

While Lumpy goes to wash his face, Giggles throws Toothy's body on the mousetrap to launch herself towards the jars. She ends up flying too fast and she hits the shelf, knocking all the jars to the floor where they shatter. Lumpy hears the commotion and reenters the kitchen, where he accidentally steps on Mime who remains in his broken jar to perform the invisible wall routine. While Lumpy is distracted by the blood on the bottom of his foot, the others run and hide.

Lumpy notices a piece of toast moving in the toaster, which he jams a fork into. Despite getting shocked pretty badly, he does this twice more with a similar result. Giving up, he walks away leaving the fork in the toaster. The toast pops up and falls over, showing Flaky impaled on the fork.

Next, Lumpy spots Sniffles hiding under one of three identical cups. He lifts one up, but Sniffles hides on the inside of the cup. Lumpy, getting an idea, begins shifting the cups around in a type of magic trick. He then lifts the cups up, revealing various pieces of Sniffles lying under each cup. Lumpy then hears Cuddles sneezing and walks over to a pepper mill, which we see Cuddles hiding in. Lumpy begins grinding the pepper, which also grinds down Cuddles' body in an agonizing death.

Lumpy now sees Giggles running up a staircase and he gives chase, letting out a booming, "Fee fi fo fum!" as he goes. Giggles opens a door and runs into another mousehole, where a long haired Petunia spins straw into gold at a spinning wheel. As Lumpy reaches into the hole to grab Giggles, Giggles ties Petunia's golden hair around her waist and jumps out of a nearby window. When she reaches the end of Petunia's hair Petunia's neck snaps, as her leg is chained to the wall. Giggles pulls on Petunia's hair to reach the nearby ground, tearing off Petunia's scalp.

Lumpy stands at the top of the beanstalk and shouts at Giggles before climbing down. Giggles, panicking, grabs an axe and, unable to differentiate the beanstalk from Nutty's stomach, begins chopping the still alive Nutty with the axe. This destabilizes the beanstalk, causing Lumpy to fall and chunks of his castle to break off.

Nearby, Lifty and Shifty stand by the edge of a cliff with their cow. Lumpy falls down over the cliff and another nearby cliff, acting as a bridge. Lifty and Shifty try to pull the cow with them but when chunks of the castle fall down, they abandon the cow and run across Lumpy. As they stand on his torso, a piece of castle hits them and cuts through Lumpy's body.

Giggles sadly hugs her knees, apparently traumatized by what she's gone through. Her cow approaches her, however, and she brightens up. She feeds the cow the remaining magic jelly bean, and a leaf begins growing out of the cow's udder.

Moral
"The sky's the limit when your heart's in it!"

Deaths

 * 1) A Generic Tree Friend has died in one of Lumpy's jars, leaving a skeleton behind.
 * 2) Toothy's head is cracked like an egg.
 * 3) Handy's head is crushed by a giant nutcracker.
 * 4) Mime is stepped on by the giant Lumpy.
 * 5) Flaky is impaled by a giant fork.
 * 6) Sniffles is cut to pieces when Lumpy performs a magic trick on him.
 * 7) Cuddles is ground to death in a pepper mill.
 * 8) Petunia's neck is broken and her scalp is torn off when Giggles uses her hair as a bungee cord.
 * 9) Nutty's stomach is hacked by Giggles with an axe.
 * 10) Lifty and Shifty are crushed by a piece of Lumpy's castle.
 * 11) Lumpy's torso is destroyed when a piece of his castle falls on him.

Goofs

 * 1) The candy on Nutty's body changes places and directions several times.
 * 2) Nutty's googly eye changes places numerous times.
 * 3) When Lifty and Shifty first approach Nutty, an additional lollipop appears on Nutty's chest.
 * 4) The patch on Giggles' bow changes places numerous times.
 * 5) Nutty's bed disappears after the beanstalk begins growing out of his mouth. Similarly, the floor moves up with the rest of the house, even though Nutty was previously above the floor.
 * 6) The directions of Lumpy's antlers change numerous times, sometimes during continuous shots.
 * 7) Though the story is assumed to be set in Medieval times, Nutty's, Shifty's, Cuddles', Handy's and Sniffles' accessories are still worn in modern way, Lumpy has a toaster, a sink, a metal nutcracker, and a metal knife, although this may have been thrown in for a comic effect.
 * 8) In the scene where Giggles jumps off the castle using Petunia's hair, when she stops the top half of Petunia's head is torn off. When Giggles lands, however, a different part of Petunia's scalp falls.
 * 9) The falling piece of castle seems to be much smaller than Lumpy, even though he lived inside it.
 * 10) When the beanstalk grows out of Nutty, he is clearly in his bed, but when the house shoots into the sky, he is lying on the grass.
 * 11) Lumpy had more of a starring role in this episode then a featuring role.
 * 12) In the scene where Giggles was bungee jumping off the castle, as Petunia's head was being pulled, her neck was broken and a chain that was holding her leg near the wall was pulling her back, but as her scalp was being torn off, neither of her feet were shown in the chain and were nowhere near the wall.

Trivia

 * 1) Nobody dies until 3 minutes into the episode.
 * 2) The main plot of the episode is based off the story Jack and the Beanstalk. The part with the long haired Petunia atop a high castle is based off the fairy tale of Rapunzel. The spinning wheel in front of her may also be a reference to the fairy tale of Rumpelstiltskin.
 * 3) This episode also has many similarities to the Disney parody of Jack and the Beanstalk from Fun and Fancy Free. For example, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy's house is elevated into the sky by the beanstalk rather than them having to climb it, when Willie the Giant comes in they hide, etc. Both parodies leave out elements from the original story, like the Giant's wife, and climbing up the beanstalk three times.
 * 4) If one looks closely, one can see a small patch on Giggles' bow in her starring role pop-up and in the episode itself.
 * 5) When Giggles sighs after she learns that Nutty traded the cow for jellybeans, her voice is deeper than usual.
 * 6) The cow in this episode is skinny, similar to its appearance at the end of Milkin' It.
 * 7) Despite the numerous deaths caused by Lumpy's bumbling, this is only the third episode (the second at the time of its release) where Lumpy intentionally kills other characters (the other two being Happy Trails Pt. 2: Jumping the Shark when he, Flippy, Handy, and Sniffles kill Flaky for popping their life raft, and We're Scrooged! when he kills Toothy to sell his body parts).
 * 8) Lumpy's death in this episode is very similar to his death in Every Litter Bit Hurts.
 * 9) This is one of only four times Lumpy isn't seen living in a trailer, the other three times being Junk in the Trunk where he lives in a house, and Aw Shucks! and Peas in a Pod where he lives on a farm.
 * 10) This is one of the few episodes in which all of the featuring characters died while the starring character survived.
 * 11) This episode is the least-canonical of the series, as it takes place in a different time, portrays Lumpy as a mythical creature, and the characters don't appear to know each other.
 * 12) When this episode aired along with Snow Place to Go and Gems the Breaks on Youtube, the alternate title for the conglomeration of the segments was named "Deep Six." Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, and Lumpy appear in all 3 episodes. Additionally, Cuddles and Toothy die in all three episodes.
 * 13) When Giggles falls off the tower and lands on the ground, this may be a reference to the episode Eye Candy.