Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-619150-20170118002942/@comment-11301541-20170118010543

Lifty: Ha, you're such a crybaby. I don't get what you're so sad about. >:D

Shifty: (sobbing) *sniff* How dare you say that? Didn't you hear the news?

Lifty: What news?

Shifty: Lumpy just told the dirtiest lie of all time he told Mime that his mom died.

Lifty: Do I look like I care? Mime's mom has no interesting qualities. At least not in my opinion.

Now Mime's dad is crying too.

Giggles: (sobbing) I am so jealous of Handy. He's the only friend of mine who NEVER cries.

Giggles: Wait a minute... I have an idea! If I can abandon our friendship, and succesfully make Handy cry, then I won't feel so bad!

Cuddles: Sis, you're mean...

Giggles: Well, once Handy cries, I'll probably feel bad for him, then we'll be friends again. So, it'll be totally worth it!