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Thirst for Veng-ants

(This episode is intended to be around the length of a TV series episode)

Starring: Sniffles

Featuring: Lumpy, Petunia, Lifty and Shifty

Sniffles is lounging on his sofa watching TV with a glass of milk. Suddenly, an abrupt crash is heard from his kitchen, which takes him by surprise as he checks what made the racket. He notices the Antics rummaging through his cabinets, taking cookies, drinks, cheese, all they could find. Sniffles swiftly cowers to to the wall, terrible flashbacks ringing up in his brain. The memory from Tongue in Cheek leaves him wincing. Unsure of what to do, he dashes towards the phone and dials up a number.

On the other line, Lumpy the proud exterminator answers. Sniffles frantically whispers terrified wails, which startles the moose. Once he hangs up he notices he has no food for the piranha in the back of his truck and throws a half-eaten bag of chips into the bowl. Not noticing where he is driving, he crashes into Petunia, who crashes through the front windshield and landing in the piranha's bowl, as Lumpy luckily ducks down looking for more food to feed the fish, barely dodging her. It then, not to Lumpy's knowledge, violently munches Petunia to bits, leaving no remains behind. Lumpy looks behind him, notices that the piranha is full, smiles and takes off to Sniffles' house.

Once he arrives, Sniffles hurriedly grabs him by the hand and drags him to the kitchen. Once Lumpy spots the little pests, he laughs at Sniffles as the embarrassed anteater makes back to his living room. Lumpy calmly sets up a simple mouse trap and sets it on the floor. He then turns away to greedily steal some food from Sniffles' fridge that he could blame on the ants. After opening the door, an ambush of ants pile upon him, as only mad shrieks could be heard from him while the antics let out high-pitched wails.

Hours later, an impatient Sniffles makes his way back to the kitchen for a check up on the exterminator. Spotting Lumpy's diminished corpse, he lets out a shocked wail, giving away himself to the ants. They look at him for a brief second before he frantically sets up numerous elaborate, complicated traps to guard himself from the sadistic beasts. The antics, too eagerly desperate to enjoy Sniffles fear and suffering, follow him, certain that no harm could come to them from a failure such as Sniffles.

Meanwhile, a chuckling Lifty and Shifty prowl down the streets, eventually spotting Sniffles' house, and the countless crazy, high-tech (and surely expensive) inventions lying behind the windows. They take a quick glance at each other and don't need to say a single word, before they run to the house carrying a baseball bat, craftily cackling on their way. They smash the window and sneak through his house. Shifty looks at a machine and can't resist the temptation attempting to pick it up. When touched, it grabs the raccoon with a heavy mechanical hand and starts beating him against the wall, as some of his organs come bashing out of his body due to the impact.

Lifty, seeing his brother in this state, selflessly uses all his strength to push his brother from the machine. Once Shifty is squeezed out of the device, he springs forward skimming along many traps set up by Sniffles. One machine knocks him into a wall, another stabs him in the eye, one more impales him through the spine, and another finally crushes him to his demise. Lifty, after seeing this, lets out a sigh of relief that he is intact. When trying to leave the house, he accidentally steps on the mouse trap set up earlier by Lumpy, splitting his foot in half, causing him to wail and trip over, crushing his head on the kitchen counter, his brains splattering on the floor.

The antics, seeing that no defences were left, start chasing Sniffles, who upon seeing this, clambers up on top of a wardrobe, shivering in fear. When the antics grab a lighter and set the cupboard on fire, Sniffles time starts to run out. The flash-backs come pouring back, and he leaps from the top of the wardrobe and pounces for the antics. They, in an instant, screamed and once he lands they nail him to the floor with a hammer from his toolbox. Sniffles screams in pain, but as the fire increases, Sniffles notices a barrel of explosives laying on his desktop.

Sniffles, determined to destroy the ants even if he is to die himself, stretches his snout as far as he can and attempts to blow the fire towards the explosives. A few blows, and before Sniffles can notice the accomplishment, a huge explosion erupts. Moments later, a blue hand springs from the vast rubble that once made Sniffles' house. To his amazement, he bursts up to find a four dead antics, set on fire. Sniffles, after cheering, let his incredibly long tongue catch these creatures that had taunted him so long. Not even ten seconds after celebrating, Sniffles was soon caught on fire from eating these fiery ants. He flailed around, screaming, but briefly stopped in his track to smack his lips and let out a satisfied sigh to the taste of revenge (and some delicious ants)

Moral: Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Deaths:

Petunia is devoured by a piranha

Lumpy is killed by an ambush from the antics

<p style="font-weight:400;">Shifty is crushed by Sniffles' machine

<p style="font-weight:400;">Lifty's head smashes on the kitchen counter

<p style="font-weight:400;">The antics are killed in an explosion

<p style="font-weight:400;">Injuries:

<p style="font-weight:400;">Petunia is smashed through Lumpy's windshield

<p style="font-weight:400;">Shifty is smashed against the wall by Sniffles' machine

<p style="font-weight:400;">Shifty is knocked into the wall by Sniffles' machine

<p style="font-weight:400;">Shifty is stabbed in the eye by Sniffles' machine

<p style="font-weight:400;">Shifty is impaled through the spine by Sniffles' machine

<p style="font-weight:400;">Lifty's foot is cut in half by a mouse trap

<p style="font-weight:400;">Sniffles is nailed to the floor by the antics

<p style="font-weight:400;">Sniffles is set on fire after eating the antics

<p style="font-weight:400;">Destruction:

<p style="font-weight:400;">Sniffles' house is destroyed from the explosion