Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-619150-20161211055637/@comment-11301541-20161215021515

Santa: Wait, if someone ate my naughty/nice list, how could you have found it?

Elf 1: Actually, the voice that said "I ate it" came from Judge Garfunkel, who, according to my survalence camera, just ate Dr. Eggman's donut.

Santa: Oh, I see. And I also see that... Lammy's on the naughty list. So I'll have to drop some matter into the official Coal Chute. Also, Candy is on the nice list...

Elf 2: Wait, hold on... are you sure you're reading those right?