Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24693225-20150206010822/@comment-24693225-20150206144922

This new idea is called "Weapons of Mass Construction."

Lumpy has a job as a construction worker. He takes a look at his incredibly simple blueprints, which show a screw going into a piece of wood.

He pulls out a screwdriver and turns it on, but quickly realizes that his hand is in the way and moves it. He then drills the screw into the piece of wood. Proud of his work, he quickly stands up, causing him to drop his measuring tape.

We see the tape flying downwards until it finally ricochets off a large box and hits Handy in the side of the head. One of Handy's eyes flies out and his face is very beaten and bruised where the tape measure hit him. In pain, he stumbles backwards and falls onto an I-beam.

Frightened, he tries to stay on.

We then see Lumpy again, and Sniffles, who is operating the crane holding Handy's I-beam. Lumpy gives a signal, and Sniffles starts to raise the I-beam. Lumpy's body is cut in half horizontally by the floor that Lumpy is standing on. Lumpy does not seem to notice that there is part of Handy's corpse on his I-beam, and proceeds to move it somewhere.

We see Handy's upper half falling. It hits Flaky, who falls backwards and accidentally kicks the grate covering the storm drain into the air. It lands on Flaky and shreds her to pieces.

We see Sniffles inside the crane. He takes off his glasses to clean them, but he cannot see without them and accidentally bumps a lever, making the I-beam swing around, impaling Lumpy through the stomach, and finally crashing through the crane's windshield and impaling Sniffles' head.

One of Lumpy's teeth lands next to the Mole, and he mistakes it for a nail and hammering it into a piece of wood. The episode ends with a view of Lumpy's tooth hammered into said wood.