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Area Shifty-One

Starring Lifty & Shifty Featuring Lumpy, The Mole, Sniffles Appearances by Giggles (alien)

Lifty and Shifty overlook the forbidden military base that is Area 51, plotting to steal one of its aliens and get rich by selling its body to science. But they must first find a way inside. Shifty hatches a plan.

Lifty, in a crudely-crafted alien costume, stands in the middle of the desert trying to draw attention to himself as his brother watches from behind some rocks. Soon enough, Lumpy spots Lifty and darts him before tossing him into the back of his truck. Shifty sneaks on board just before the truck drives back to base.

A while later, Shifty finds himself inside Area 51. Sneaking past the guard Mole, he discovers a lab filled with various alien creatures and goes to make his choice on which to steal. Meanwhile, Lifty is shown strapped to a table, laying unconscious as Lumpy and Sniffles prepare to dissect him.

Shifty looks at aliens of all shapes and sizes, rejecting each one until finding a peculiar specimen that resembles a three-eyed kitten. Shifty makes his choice; he smashes open the containment unit and the alien feline leaps into his arms. Snickering, Shifty makes his way out, but unwittingly activates a switch that releases the other, more dangerous aliens as well, much to his horror.

Lifty awakens to discover his torso cut open as Sniffles examines several of his organs. Lumpy prepares to dart him again, when Shifty suddenly bursts inside and barricades the door. It is futile, however, as the aliens burst through the walls and begin ravaging. One of the creatures spits corrosive acid at Sniffles, melting him to the bone, while Lumpy is torn apart by extraterrestrial tentacles. Mole, upon realizing the situation, pushes a button that ends up detonating the entire facility.

All that remains is a huge crater, though Lifty and Shifty have somehow survived, dangling from the former's intestines, the other end of which is secured to a cactus. The alien kitten floats its way to safety through telekinesis, then watches from below as the brothers begin to climb after it. Once they reach the top, the creature widens its jaws and swallows them whole, burping out a few of their parts. Then a flying saucer appears overhead, pulling the kitten on board and reuniting it with its owner, an alien version of Giggles. The UFO disappears in the sky as the episode closes.

Deaths: 1) Sniffles is melted by acid, 2) Lumpy is ripped apart, 3) Mole and most of the aliens die in the explosion, 4) Lifty and Shifty are swallowed whole.