Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-619150-20170118002942/@comment-11301541-20170119030940

Saiya: NO! YOU make them!

619150: But I don't know how!

Lammy walks by.

Lammy: Hold on, what's going on here? Why is everyone crying!?

Lifty: (crying) The most unbelievable thing happened today. HANDY CRIED. Over dust on a picture. That makes all of us sad.

Sniffles: And it's all thanks to Giggles.

Lammy: Wait, what?!

Giggles: (sobs) I can't believe I made Handy cry. I am such an a__hole!!

Lammy: Well, say all you want. 'Cause I'm never gonna cry when Mr. Pickels is by my side. :)

Handy: (sobs) It's a long story that's hard to explain...

Giggles: Tell us! Please.

Handy: I was born as a tiny yellow-orange beaver with all four limbs. My dad was a builder and he'd always show me how he does his constructions. Only on rare occasions would it make me tired. Usually, I'd be really interested in seeing them!

Handy: On my 6th birthday, I wanted to have construction skill just like my dad, so we went to a grand construction site. It was a rather dangerous one, because there was a lot of sharp glass that looked like dirt there. It sometimes hurt someone's whole body when it was blown on.

Handy: At one point a girl's cat was stuck in a tree. I desperately tried to climb the tree to get it down. Unfortunately, as soon as I grabbed the cat, sharp glass hit my right upper arm hard. The arm got detached from my shoulder shortly. So my right arm was lost, and because of the glass luster, no surgery could get it back on. My parents took the quickest action, and gathered some bandages from far away and wrapped them around my cut-off arm.

Handy: I was quite handicapped with only one arm, so we decided I'd get started on construction training. My mom dressed me up in a hardhat and belt of tools similar to what my dad was wearing. I then reached for a tool, but it was hard with only my left arm. So I practiced using my nubbed right arm and it wasn't so bad.

Handy: Shortly, when we were cutting wood, I had an accident, and the sharp knife I used slipped and cut off my left upper arm! I was then armless, but after my parents bandaged my left arm, I got lots of practice in construction over the years. That's what makes me what I am now!

Handy: Now because of this, whenever I see that kind of dirt on someone, it'll remind me of the glass shards, and it will look painful.

Saiya: Do I look like I care?

After this, Lammy plays the funniest video of all time. Suddenly, all the crying comes to a stop!