Board Thread:Other/@comment-27515432-20170704020950/@comment-29250020-20181015235926

Winner Winner

Starring: Lifty, Shifty, and Flippy

Featuring: The Mole, Cuddles, and Sniffles

While rummaging through a dumpster, Lifty and Shifty notice a lottery ticket machine and get the idea to buy one. Unfortunately, Lifty is broke and all Shifty has is a dime. The two then notice The Mole flipping through the money in his wallet before putting it in his pocket. Knowing that he is blind, Lifty sneaks up to The Mole, steals the wallet, and runs off. Just then, The Mole notices that his wallet is missing and starts to search for it.

While Lifty and Shifty run off with their newly-brought lotto ticket, Flippy is sitting on a bench reading and waves to them, but they don't see him. Cuddles then arrives playing with a cork gun and fires it, causing Flippy to flip out again. Fliqpy takes the cork gun out of Cuddles' hands and puts it right up to his head and fires it, resulting in the cork going right through Cuddles' head and killing him. Fliqpy sees the raccoon brothers with the ticket, and sees it as enemy attack plans.

Fliqpy sneaks up behind Shifty and gets him in a chokehold. Once Fliqpy steals the ticket, Lifty whacks him on the head with a bat and retrives it. After Lifty and Shifty flee, Fliqpy tries to think of a way to take them out. He finds Sniffles testing a magnet with adjustable repel and attract options, and Fliqpy then takes the bat and hits Sniffles in the face with it, breaking his glasses and allowing Fliqpy to take the magnet. Fliqpy finds Lifty and Shifty thinking about what they should use the ticket for, Fliqpy takes some marbles out of his pocket and the magnet attracts them. He switches the magnet to repel and fires the marbles at Shifty, piercing his body as if they were bullets.

As Lifty mourns the loss of his brother, Fliqpy is about to attack him when Sniffles takes back his invention with another magnet. Lifty takes the lotto ticket and Shifty's dime as well and runs away. Lifty carefully sneaks around an alley until a grenade is thrown at him. He begins to panic until he sees Fliqpy just around the corner, and tosses the grenade at him, which explodes. Lifty is relieved to be safe until he notices that what he thought was Fliqpy is actually a wooden dummy. Lifty thinks about where Fliqpy is, but Fliqpy, who was camouflaged, stabs him in the back and kills him.

Just as Fliqpy reaches for the ticket, it blows away and lands in front of The Mole. The Mole picks up the ticket, thinking it's his wallet. Fliqpy begins to charge at The Mole, but the latter stumbles a bit and sticks out his cane, causing Fliqpy to get impailed on it. As The Mole feels what he believes is a wallet, he scratches off a bit of the ticket and realizes what it is, he then begins to scratch it off, but thinks he didn't win and throws away the ticket, unaware that it was a winning ticket.

Deaths:
 * 1) Fliqpy fires a cork gun at Cuddles' head, which goes through his brain.
 * 2) Fliqpy uses Sniffles' magnet to fire marbles at Shifty, piercing his body.
 * 3) Lifty is stabbed in the back by Fliqpy.
 * 4) Fliqpy is impailed on The Mole's cane.

Injuries:
 * 1) Shifty is choked by Fliqpy.
 * 2) Lifty hits Fliqpy on the head with a bat.
 * 3) Fliqpy hits Sniffles in the face with a bat.