Read 'em and Weep/Blurb

Overview
The Blurb version of this episode was released on April 28, 2015 on the official Mondo site. It contains these annotations:
 * BlurB!
 * You know this one is going to be scary because of the font
 * Fun Fact: Toothy is a novelist in real life. He used the pen name Edger Allen Poe
 * He sells more books in the woods than he does online
 * Cub never learned to read but is good at faking it
 * I don't want to call Pop cheap
 * But there isn't a better word, so I have to
 * Booketarian: (n) I person who doesn't read anything with a face
 * Pop keeps a dead scarecrow on the lawn to keep dead birds away
 * Reading to kids is beneficial to their learning later in life
 * seriously, that's actually true
 * Unless you read them the book of the dead.
 * That will actually do more harm than good
 * Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning
 * There are some happy sailors out there
 * Dead birds fall at night, sailors delight. Dead birds at morning, sailors take warning
 * Tomorrow is shaping up to GREAT day to sail
 * For the record, I didn't realize how many birds fly around at night
 * Seriously, that's a lot of birds just in that one area
 * Glowing lights under your bed are best ignored
 * Told you
 * Pop is famous for his breakfast
 * Animal Fact 1: Bear cubs don't react well with portals to Hell
 * Animal Fact 2: They don't like eggs
 * Animal Fact 3: They REALLY don't like eggs
 * Animal Fact 4: You get the point
 * Inter Dimensional Demon Fact: They love Girl Scout Cookies
 * and Girl Scouts
 * Safety Tip: Under the kitchen sink is the most dangerous place in the house
 * more so if a demon finds you there.
 * In another episode, Cub was pulled through the kitchen sink
 * now he's doing the pulling
 * Circle of life
 * Demons need to eat 800lbs of flesh to maintain their ideal body weight
 * This is a rotary phone. Ask your Grandparents what they were like
 * Lumpy was ordained via the Internet using ePreacher
 * Lumpy bought the hat and collar with his own money so this kind of ticks him off
 * Pop loves these flowers more than Cub
 * the flowers still die every week though
 * Lumpy is actually doing well because this was JUST like his ePreacher final exam
 * Lumpy actually comes through!
 * I think Cub will be just
 * Fun Fact: Pop isn't a good father
 * Still a red sky! Get the boat ready!
 * Epilogue: With this new found experience, Lumpy moved to Japan and became a huge movie star!
 * Pop went on to kill the flowers