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I know Halloween is more than about two months away, but here's a little frighteningly funny tale.

Split Personality

Starring Lumpy and Flippy

Featuring Sniffles, Disco Bear, and The Mole

Appearances by Giggles, Petunia, Cuddles, and Toothy.

In merry old London, England, Dr. Lumpy tries to impress classy girls Giggles and Petunia, but fails to do so. Back at his home, Lumpy works in his lab to create a potion that will make him irresistible to women. By nightfall, Lumpy believes that he has perfected the concoction, and drinks it, but he ends up passing out.

Lumpy awakens in his bed the next morning to find that his home is a mess. After getting some coffee, Lumpy turns on the TV, which shows Sniffles reporting some events last night, in which someone ravaged the streets, and also announces that Cuddles and Toothy went missing that night. Lumpy becomes curious when an image of the murderer comes on the screen, and he is shocked to find that it looks like him, but with crooked antlers, messy hair, sharp fangs, and crazy eyes. Lumpy notices a puddle of blood by one of the doors, and opens it to find the bloody corpses of Cuddles and Toothy, much to his horror.

Looking out the window, Lumpy sees bobbies (British term for policemen) Disco Bear and The Mole patrolling the streets, and fears that they are coming for him. The two actually visit his neighbor Flippy, asking him if he saw anything last night. While they converse, Lumpy carries the bodies in a bag and throws them in a trash can.

Back in his lab, Lumpy uses the potion on some mice and it turns them into monsters. He proceeds to get to work on a cure. After many long hours, Lumpy fails to find a cure, with his potions having different effects on four of his mice: one is hairless, one has a giant head, one is rainbow colored, and one is inside-out. Growing tired, Lumpy falls asleep, and the smoke from a bunsen burner travels into Flippy's house, and he inhales the smoke and flips out.

Fliqpy arrives at Lumpy's house, armed with his trademark machete and ready to kill. When he comes in, he is confused to find nobody there when suddenly, a figure in the dark emerges to tackle him, revealing itself as the now-monstrous Lumpy. They both get into an intense battle, knocking over multiple beakers containing the potions, and they pour into another beaker. Lumpy picks up the beaker and flings it at Fliqpy, and the liquid inside turns out to be a cure when the bear reverts back to his normal state. Flippy is surprised to see that he is no longer flipped out, but is attacked by the evil Lumpy. In an act of self-defense, Flippy takes the broken beaker and slashes it at Lumpy, which cuts his neck, and the maniacal moose bleeds to death. He falls over and bumps a table, causing a test tube to fall over and the liquid to mix with his blood.

Disco Bear and The Mole arrive and find the mess and a dead Lumpy, and assume Flippy is the killer. Flippy tries to explain, but he is handcuffed and taken away. After this, one of Lumpy's mice comes over to his corpse and licks the blood puddle, and his head turns into that of Lumpy's.

Moral: "Just be yourself."

Deaths:
 * 1) Cuddles and Toothy are maimed by the monstrous Lumpy (death not seen)
 * 2) Lumpy's throat is slashed by Flippy using a broken beaker.