User blog comment:AdamISAWESOME/If you were in HTF/@comment-26712086-20151123162031

Here are my answers:

1. Mr. Pickels' best friend, yes he is terrible at it but unlike the others would NOT get me killed.

2. Handy, he's the most competent, and if I look away he can do the work FOR me.

3. Possibly DB's narcissism, since I can actually live with that,  the others seem unbearable except a few but this seems the most bearable.

4. Lumpy, yes he would likely kill me, but he'd try harder than Splendid would and it's the thought that counts.

5. Sniffles, since Lumpy's either an idiot or too lazy to do anything, and The Mole is blind and wouldn't do anything right, surgery wise

6. Either Cuddles or Flippy: I'm like Flaky, and Cuddles is a terrible friend to her. And as for Flippy, he'd just flip out and kill me without a second thought.

7. Lumpy, his kills seem less painful than the others I've put as options.

8. Lumpy again because he's the only one I'd stand a chance against (though I'd still lose either way.)

9. Russell, he has an easier life than the other two.

10. Giggles, she's kind and she's the sanest of the bunch in my personal opinion.