User:Keen65813



My nickname is Lord Kinesis by my friends but online I'm known as Keen. I recall seeing Happy Tree Friends last year and was slightly scared. But after a few episodes I got used to the gore. Now it's my favorite Youtube cartoon. I'm still waiting patiently for the HTF movie and wish everyone on Youtube would stop giving the creators a tough time. I can't see a Classic Remastered Episode without someone complaining about seeing old ones again. I enjoy learning more about the characters in both the show itself and this wiki.

My favorite characters from the top to the bottom and a death I'd prevent if I could
These are my favorite characters. ​​'''Now I move on to the okay characters.  Characters I don't care about.  Moving on to my hated characters: '''
 * 1. Russell: There's not much to say. I truly love this character. I think he's both funny and cute. He's never done any killing on purpose And I hated it in Snow Place to Go and Get Whale Soon when he almost succeeded in surviving and then got killed. I don't know why anyone would hate him at all and think he's one of the most gentle people on the show. Also I got into the habit of saying Yar myself. Personal avoided death: Get Whale Soon.
 * 2. Flippy: (Note this one is about him and not Fliqpy) I'm a huge Flippy fan which doesn't sound very surprising. What I like about Flippy is that he tries so hard to be everyone's friend. He plays Hide and Seek, joins campers, and tries to calmly warn people about what they're doing before he flips out. I think Flippy is one of the most caring people on the show and even though his episodes are predictable I still enjoy him a lot. Avoided death: Without a Hitch.
 * 3. Lumpy: I believe Lumpy is overrated by the writers but underrated by many fans. He is one of the only few characters I enjoy almost every episode. (There are some exceptions here and there like Don't Yank my Chain and We're Scrooged) I think anyone who hates Lumpy is either lying to their self or they don't like how their favorite character's kill count (Like Flippy) can't compare to his. Also I think despite having the usual derp face he's actually really smart especially in I Nub You. He revived two dead people who had nothing but brain and bone left! Enough said Lumpy is smart! Also unlike other Flippy fans I have no problem with Lumpy killing him once in awhile. Avoided Death: All Flocked up. (I'd take back his injuries to if I could)
 * 4. Handy: He's a character I have to have sympathy for. He seriously dies way too much. He can't even defend himself in his life and always has to rely on his hard hat to take the hit for him. That one glare he gives the audience makes me chuckle every time. I think he works harder than any other tree friend and I applaud his attitude. Avoided death: Don't Yank my Chain. (Home is Where the Hurt is was a very close second)
 * 5. Flaky: Flaky is one of the cutest characters on this show. She's normally extremely gentle and cares for a little bird in Take a Hike. However I really can't say I liked her in Without a Hitch. (She could've just told Flippy she's afraid of his evil form. I'm sure he'd understand) But other than that Flaky is one of the nicest characters on the show. She and the Mole are the only sane characters I can think of. Avoided Death: Wipe Out.
 * 6. Disco Bear: This poor guy. He spends all his time at home perfecting his dance moves and always hopes that he'll return home with a girl. I'll admit I wouldn't have cared for him either in Stayin Alive. But aside from that he's never hurt Giggles or Petunia. (Yet she still pepper sprays him in Blind Date instead of slapping him lightly) I think that if Disco Bear got a girlfriend he wouldn't act rude to anyone anymore. (I see potential in either Giggles or Flaky) Avoided Death: Double Whammy.
 * 7. Cro-Marmot: I think this guy is generally very funny and believe his only deaths were Class Act, Dino-Sore Days, and From Hero to Eternity. His funniest episodes were Mime to Five and Wipe Out. I think he's a character who rarely shows up but has impeccable character use from the creators. I think the only thing I want from him is one episode where he's not frozen in the modern world rather than just Dino-Sore Days. I believe that his time with dinosaurs was rougher than Sniffles and the ants, and think that A Blast to the Past was a missed opportunity to see him unfrozen. Avoided Death: Class Act. (Because I couldn't see it)
 * 8. Cub: I want to say that he is the cutest character on the show. Flaky, Giggles, Russell, and Flippy are adorable but Cub defiantly takes the cake. This little bear makes the cutest sounds and if I met him in real life I'd just want to hug him tightly. I'm actually a little surprised the other characters aren't tempted to do this. I wish Pop were more aware of his son and actually believe Lumpy would be a better parent than Pop. (Because of Read em and Weep) I also wish Cub could kill more people than he has total because he's defenseless. (I applaud to Fliqpy for letting him live in A Vicious Cycle) And also think that he is actually tougher than any other tree friend for his durability in And the Kitchen Sink. Avoided death: Read em and Weep. (That was going too far)
 * 9. Fliqpy: Now for the evil form. Fliqpy is the only one who never kills anyone on accident. I do admit his episodes are predictable but I think that he's the reason so many people love Flippy. He does get the plot moving much faster. Aside from this episodes like Without a Hitch where he doesn't actually show up but you build the suspense waiting for him to. Avoided death: A Vicious Cycle. (We could've seen more than that)
 * 10*. Buddhist Monkey: I think the one thing I noticed about Ka-Pow is that there is always a happy ending. If one considers him a main character this is where I'd put him. I also believe that if he got into a fight with Splendid he would win. I wouldn't mind if the writers wanted to make Buddhist Monkey a main character. Avoided death: Wait! He doesn't have any!
 * 10. Giggles: Okay if one doesn't consider BM a main character then Giggles is number ten. I think she's one of the nicer characters in the show and tries to be friends with everyone. In fact I think my favorite Giggles episode was Change of Heart. I thought she'd just let Disco Bear die but she went above and beyond to save his life. Metaphorically she's the one with the change of heart. I find it kinda sad though how often she dies. I also think the only reason she dates multiple guys is because there aren't a lot of girls to choose from and Lammy is always hanging out with a pickle. She just wants everyone to have a good time and I can say I'm proud of her for that. Avoided death: Every Litter Bit Hurts.
 * 11. The Mole: Okay I said Giggles is the nicest girl but he's practically the nicest guy. As you can tell he is jolly even though he doesn't have a really exciting life. I feel sorry for him because it's hard to live life as a blind person. He does try his best to be everyone's friend and he never deserves any of his deaths. Avoided Death: Don't Yank my Chain.
 * 12. Lifty: Lifty and Shifty are partners in crime and I like Lifty more mainly because he's nicer. I mean Shifty is kind of a deuche bag to him. But I'll worry about that once I get to him. I think Lifty is a nice brother and would do anything to help Shifty out when he's in danger. I also can't get over the kindness he did for everyone in Happy Trails Jumping the Shark. He deserves so much better. Avoided Death: Junk in The Trunk.
 * 13. Mime: I think he's talented and wish he died a little less often. I hated the way everyone treated him in Mime to Five. I think he's amusing and crack up whenever he tries communicating with other and fails. I also love it when he mutely screams. Avoided Death: Wrong Side of the Tracks.
 * 14. Toothy: I think he's cute and friendly to almost everyone. Sometimes I think he gets killed a little too quickly most of the time. I do think he kinda lacks character and is overused by the writers but that doesn't really bother me. Class Act is defiantly his best episode. Avoided Death: Brake the Cycle.
 * 15. Lammy: Why is she so low on this list? She's a really good character who's caring and adorable in all her episodes. The only problem is yes! She is an amazing character but she's only in seven episodes! And frankly I don't think her appearances in You're Kraken Me Up, Choke's on You, or All in Vein made any difference whatsoever. In my eyes she only has four episodes in fact Truffles has almost as much screen time and he's not supposed to be here! What's the point of Vote or Die if you wanted Truffles all along? Avoided Death: … None! (She needs more episodes to live and die)
 * 16. Nutty: This dude is cute and crazy and kinda stupid. That's a rare combination and I'll admit he's cute and funny in some episodes. But sometimes I find it creepy when he laughs and grins while he's dying. That just makes him kinda freaky. Avoided Death: Wrong Side of the Tracks. (Because no one cared)
 * 17. Petunia: She's adorable and I find most of her episodes to be kinda cute but I also think she's a little gross. I mean she peed on the floor in Happy Trails. She spends all her time cleaning and that never gets the plot moving. She also committed suicide in Wishy Washy and that one was just horrifying. Avoided Death: Something Fishy.
 * 18. Sniffles: This guy is nerdy but doesn't know how to kill four puny ants. For a scientist the dude can be an epic fail. I also think that despite his personality the guy is kinda dumb. I mean other than Suck it Up the Ants never start the fight. I think what they do to him is a bit much but I also think he's too weak to fight back. He's an okay character but different features of his personality are pretty messed up. Avoided Death: Tongue in Cheek. (I don't think it was his worst death. Only the stuff leading up to it was bad but he didn't die until he let go of the propeller)
 * 19. Cuddles: This guy is just flat out naughty. He may be one of the main characters but I don't really know for sure what we're supposed to know him for. The dude is an asshole! He pushed Flaky down a water slide BACKWARDS! He forced her onto a roller coaster that could've easily killed her even though she was scared. He used Toothy as a Stepping stool and tortured the rhino then ran away before Toothy could see. For what? His best friend to get stabbed by the horn? You took your fight in Camp Pokeneyeout way too far! To top it off you left Handy and the Mole in your wishing well! Enough said. Avoided Death: Flippin Burgers.
 * 20. Mr. Pickles: This dude is okay but he's only in two episodes. On my watch A Bit of Pickle and Royal Flush are the only two episodes where he's not an inanimate object. I think Mr. Pickles has great potential to be an amazing villain but don't give up now! I think because of Flaky's death in Royal Flush he exists and I want to see more of him. Avoided Death: None. (All in Vein was his only death and I think he needed it)
 * 21. Pop: Seriously dude? Can't you find any better frequent victim than your own son! You're obviously not a responsible parent! If you want Cub to have a bright future you need to stop reading traumatizing books, Purchasing dangerous toys, and leaving him on his own! On second thought Cub would actually do better alone! Read em and Weep really made me lose all my respect for Pop. Avoided Death: Having A Ball. (After all it is the only episode where Pop is a great dad)
 * 22. Shifty: I know this guy may be more recognized than his brother but Holy F*cking Lord! WHAT KIND OF BROTHER THROWS HIS TWIN OUT OF A BALLOON? Throw the cow! When your brother gets decapitated in ice all you think is: "I'm glad that's not me". Or when you're in a mass murderer's house and your brother gets caught. WTF SHIFTY! LIFTY HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU! Avoided Death: Happy Trails Jumping the Shark.
 * 23. Splendid: Last and yet least is the infamous Splendid. This guy apparently has the ego to call himself a hero even though Giggles in From Hero to Eternity is literally the only person he's ever saved! Are we trying to tell people it's okay to push your brother out of something that will kill him on impact? Are we trying to learn how to stay calm with a mass murderer from war coming back as a zombie? Is our goal from watching the show learning that we can freeze ourselves to make it a trillion years? Well how about this. DANGEROUS AIRBORN FLYING SUPER SQUIRREL! GRAB A GREEN NUT AND THROW IT AT HIS FACE! MAKE HIM SWALLOW THE PAIN HE INFLICTED ON THE CIVILIANS! God Splendid is a deuche bag! He shows no concern for anyone who's not his intended victim in danger! He would rather eat bread than save the world! He's willing to kill a girl a disguise her so he can lie to her mother! He never cares for any real threats like the ants! He kills Cub and tries to hide it! He kills the Mole for no reason! AND ALL FOR WHAT? TWO DEATHS? HE DESERVES WAY MORE THAN THIS! Avoided Death: None! (He deserved both greatly I hope he dies more in the future)

Now for a fun experiment I will name the worst to best Husband/Wife
Okay to do this list I'll need take the role of girls in most situations to find the ultimate spouse!
 * 23. Cro-Marmot: He's the last person in the Happy Tree I'd consider marrying. The reason is I can't hug him without shivering or kiss him without getting my lips stuck to his ice. If he thawed out I'd date him but if he stays in his ice it'll always seem like I'm alone.
 * 22. Mr. Pickles: This guy isn't really the boyfriend type either. He's silent, he's dangerous, and he's a PICKLE! I'm not walking down the isle with him and I don't think anyone else should either. I see Lammy and him as friends but nothing more. (Plus he kinda seems like a rapist)
 * 21. Nutty: Nutty would take a hershey kiss rather than one from me. He wouldn't marry me unless I gave him a ring pop. He just loves candy more than people and I don't see that attracting anyone.
 * 20. Pop: He's already been married in his life once and I get the feeling she's gone is because he was careless just like he is with Cub. I don't want to be the wife of an irresponsible man.
 * 19. Splendid: Splendid can be cute and loving but I don't feel safe with him. Every night he'd likely accidentally kill me and go to bed alone wishing he hadn't killed me and promise not to screw up the next day. Then he'd do it again. I think he's just way too dangerous to live with. Sorry Splendid.
 * 18. Sniffles: This guy is sorta cute and mischievous. But he is also really weak! He can't kill people on his own due to lack of muscle and can't defend himself from ants. Most of the time it's his fault for starting a fight with ants but I'd go to bed every night wishing he were there with me.
 * 17. Lumpy: I do love Lumpy as a character and think Cub would be safer with him than Pop. However Lumpy has never flirted with anyone and by hunch I kinda think he's gay. Gayness isn't something I'm against but I've just never seen him doing anything romantic with any girls. The closest thing to romance he had was with the Mole in Blind Date. He also spends all his time with Russell, Pop, Toothy, and Handy. The closest thing I've seen as straight romance was with Flaky in From A to Zoo. If I were a girl I couldn't imagine living with him.
 * 16. Toothy: Meh. The dude is kinda similar to Lumpy. He spends most of his time with Giggles but never gets in the way with her and Cuddles. Even when Cuddles dies early. He spends all his time with Cuddles, Lumpy, and Sniffles. Not sure if he's gay, straight, or just doesn't know how to love. He's cute and harmless but yeah I don't think he'd love me as much.
 * 15. Fliqpy: Okay for a mass murderer this guy is high on the list. My reasons for putting him here are because he's always ready to fight. I may die a few times in the process but once he knows I'm his wife he'll do whatever he can to protect me. He wouldn't let anyone touch me.
 * 14. Lammy: Finally! I can be on the husband side of the marriage. I think Lammy seems much safer than many people above. I think she's lovable and cares about everyone. The only reason she's the lowest girl is because of Mr. Pickles. If I were to marry Lammy Mr. Pickles would definitely kill me. Even if we threw him out he'd still come after me.
 * 13. Mime: This boy is very quiet and a good listener. He's funny, cute, and always looking for love. My only downside as his wife would be the fact that he doesn't speak. I couldn't have any conversations with him. That would be a long life.
 * 12 & 11. Shifty and Lifty: These brothers are partners in crime with identical personalities so I'll do them together. They're both cute and intimidating to outside tree friends. They'd probably be willing to risk their lives to steal the most valuable ring in the world for you. If I married them I'd see them as gentlemen. But I'd also probably see them behind bars a lot.
 * 10. Cub: Come on! This little boy may be young.