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A Mammoth Problem

Starring Mime Featuring Lumpy, Sniffles, Nutty Appearances by Cro-Marmot, Generic Tree Friends

At the circus, Mime feeds a bag of peanuts to an elephant backstage. A mouse is attracted to the food, frightening the elephant and causing it to flee the tent. Lumpy, the ringmaster, discovers what has happened and threatens to fire Mime if he doesn't retrieve the pachyderm. Once Mime has left, the audience demands a show. He turns to see Sniffles and gets a crafty idea.

Mime searches the town, where he soon finds the elephant shaking a giant peanut-shaped sign with its trunk. The elephant throws it into the direction of a museum, where Cro-Marmot has just delivered a frozen mammoth. The sign smashes into the ice and causes it to shatter, awakening the mammoth from centuries of sleep. As the elephant wanders off into the horizon, Mime is confronted by the prehistoric beast.

Meanwhile, Sniffles is dressed in an elephant costume and balancing on a ball. With a motivational whip from Lumpy, he rolls uncontrollably through the tent. Nutty, a clown, pesters a lion until Sniffles knocks into the cage, releasing the feline which then mauls Nutty savagely. As the audience boos, Lumpy comes up with another plan. He shoves a handful of peanuts into Sniffles' mouth, giving him a horrific and fatal allergic reaction.

Not a moment sooner, Mime returns with the mammoth. Lumpy sees a big opportunity in this find. He offers the mammoth some peanuts, but it wraps its trunk around Lumpy's waist and tears him in half. Mime watches in horror as the mammoth devours his boss and scares away the crowd. After the tent crashes down, the mammoth goes for Mime. However, the mouse shows up and sends the mammoth fleeing in fear.

Thankful of his savior, Mime picks up the mouse and feeds it a peanut. The elephant comes back holding the sign and uses it to smash the mouse, missing it and instead flattening Mime like a pancake.

Deaths: 1) Nutty is mauled by a lion, 2) Sniffles' face swells from a peanut allergy, 3) Lumpy is eaten by the mammoth, 4) Mime is crushed repeatedly.