User blog comment:AdamISAWESOME/If you were in HTF/@comment-26242274-20151123165447


 * 1) Mr. Pickels' best friend: This will save my life instead of taking it.
 * 2) Handy: Not seeing any issue here.
 * 3) Russell's hysteria: Then my hysteria would be less severe.
 * 4) (This is the hardest) Lumpy: He likely won't actually do anything because he's cruel and lazy and if he does, there's literally no way he could do the amount of damage Splendid would.
 * 5) Sniffles: One I think about all the time but I'd rather take my chances with even that level of stupidity than the sheer cruelty and apathy of both of the other options. I mean, look at Disco Bear in A Change of Heart.
 * 6) Cuddles: About the same reason.
 * 7) Fliqpy: Unless I'm Petunia or in Double Whammy Part I then he's kills aren't really as painful as the other options. Plus, I'd know that he has an actual excuse instead of killing me for the sake of killing me.
 * 8) Splendid: I probably sound crazy choosing this but at least I'd know where to start with him. I'd have no idea what to do against the others
 * 9) The Mole: I already have a serious vision disorder that I have to use a sight cane with so I think I could learn to adapt to being completely blind much faster than the missing body parts.
 * 10) Flaky: Then I'd know my house is as safe as it can be