Swelter Skelter/Blurb

The   Blurb version  of this episode was released on December 13, 2013.

Overview



 * BlurB!
 * This little poem makes no sense
 * It's like drunk Dr. Seuss
 * Fun Fact: Looking directly into the sun makes you cool!
 * Not cool like cold, but cool like everybody will like you.
 * This gag is based on actual events
 * it's happened to every kid who's gone down a metal slide on a hot day.
 * We feel ya.
 * It's rude to sit on swings, but not swing.
 * Nutty suffers from an actual eye condition called "Eww, gross your eye!"
 * Nutty also has a skull that offers, literally, no protection. It's like an egg shell.
 * Oh I see now...frying like an egg
 * They're sad because they killed him for nothing.
 * Cro-Marmot drives an ice cream truck because his Taco Truck went out of business
 * Fun Fact: Lifty and Shifty stole this apartment building.
 * Want to buy a TV?
 * Cro-Marmot must be putting out a lot of BTU's
 * Lifty is wearing his Mole costume
 * Shifty knows all the words to "Let it Snow", but doesn't know the tune
 * All this from Cro-Marmot?
 * Of course! When in doubt, use a torch!
 * Science Fact: Fire can freeze.
 * Don't question us, just accept it.
 * Science Fact #2: When fire unfreezes, it's fire again.
 * just nod in agreement.
 * Science Fact 3#: An explosive force can freeze.
 *  You guys are learning soooo much from this episode
 * Blood on the floor does NOT freeze
 * Write that down
 * Looks like Cro-Marmot could use a refill