User blog comment:AdamISAWESOME/If you were in HTF/@comment-26245895-20151123163352

1.) Mr Pickles best friend, since I won't have a disloyal borther or a terrible father as a relative. Also, I get to have a friend, and I have very little friends, so 2 points for me there 2.) Lumpy, since he lands every possible career, so I should be able to work fine with him 3.) Flaky's Anxiety. I have anxiety already, and I already pretty much fear the world of all of its dangers, so I fit the bill already. 4.) Lumpy, because I can't trust being saved by a 'superhero' who ends up making things worse on average than being helpful 5.) Lumpy, since, as said before, he lands any job, so I should trust him, especially above Sniffles 6.) Cuddles; he forces you into doing something you don't want to do, which is just assholery right there 7.) Lumpy, since it'll probably be accidental (maybe, depending on his career), and most likely faster, unlike Fliqpy or the  Ants 8.) Cro Marmot. He's stuck in a block of ice; scientifically, he's already dead, so I win by default. In HTF Land, though, push him down a steep hill and watch the mayhem happen, simple. 9.) Russell. I prefer to have hands and the ability to see (with at least one eye) and hear without major complications, thank you. 10.) Flaky; she's gentle and careful, so I can trust living with her. She's also just plain nice and kind, so she'd be a great friend too.