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The Masked Nut-rauder

Starring Nutty

Featuring Toothy, Giggles, Cuddles, and Splendid

Appearances by Sniffles, Mime, and Disco Bear

Nutty is walking down the street when he finds a costume of Splendid inside a store window. He is immediately in love with it and goes inside to buy it. Once putting it on, Nutty finds that he looks almost just like Splendid. Just then he hears someone screaming in terror, and runs over to the location to find Toothy holding onto the ledge of a window in a tall building. Nutty holds his arms out to catch Toothy as he falls, but then notices a chocolate bar on the sidewalk and he goes to eat it, resulting in Toothy falling to the ground and splattering.

Nutty hears another cry for help and finds Giggles, who is trying to get her cat out of a tree. Nutty attempts to climb the tree, but falls off. He then tries to shake it, but the cat doesn't come down. Looking for a solution, Nutty finds an axe and uses it to chop the tree down, which results in the cat jumping out of the tree and landing in Giggles' arms. Nutty is pleased with how well he did, and then Cuddles runs onto the scene. Thinking Nutty is Splendid, he tells him that a building is on fire and drags him over there. After this, the tree topples over and crushes Giggles, with the cat being unharmed.

Nutty is brought to the scene where he sees a large fire blazing. He attempts to blow on the fire to put it out, but it doesn't work. As a fire truck pulls up to the building, Nutty gets an idea. He takes the fire hose and tries to spray water at the fire, but nothing comes out. Upon realizing that he's standing on the hose, Nutty lifts his foot, causing a huge stream of water to spray out and puncture Cuddles through the chest.

With the fire hose not spraying anymore water, Nutty looks for another way to put out the fire, and finds a gasoline canister. He splashes the gas onto the fire, and it surprisingly puts it out. Nutty is relieved and walks away with gas still pouring out of the canister, and a small fire sparks up and spreads along the stream of gas. Upon noticing, Nutty panics and throws the canister away, and it lands near the fire truck. The flame reaches the truck, causing an explosion which kills, Sniffles, Mime, and Disco Bear in the process. After seeing the explosion, Nutty tries to walk away acting as if nothing happened, but a flaming shard of glass flies at him and impales him through the head.

The real Splendid arrives on the scene, having been in a port-a-potty the whole time, only to see the destruction caused by Nutty. He notices Nutty's burning corpse and uses his breath to put it out. Satisfied with this, Splendid flies off.

Deaths:


 * Toothy falls from a tall building and splatters on the ground.


 * Giggles is crushed by a tree.


 * Cuddles is impaled through the chest by a stream of water.


 * Sniffles, Mime, and Disco Bear are killed in a fire truck explosion.


 * Nutty is stabbed in the head by a flaming shard of glass.