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Procrastination Abomination 

Starring:

Sniffles

Appearances

Lumpy

Toothy

Plot:

The episode starts with Sniffles at school, being taught by Lumpy. Lumpy informs the class that there is an essay due the next day by pointing at the date on a calendar. Sniffles gets out his textbook and is shocked to realise he hasn't started his essay at all.

Sniffles arrives home from school and immediatly gets his textbook and a pen out to start his essay. He is about to start writing but then stares blankly at his textbook, not being able to think of anything to write about. He then has an idea. Screen wipes to reveal that he gave his desk a huge makeover, with office supplies and ornaments scattered across the desk, so that he's "prepared" to write his essay (not procrastinating at all!). He gives his new desk a nod of approval, sits down, and looks at the time on his clock.

He clicks his retractable pen down and he finds this amusing, so he keeps on doing it over and over again, distracting himself with it. He looks at the clock and realises he's been clicking his pen for 10 minutes, so he throws it out the window in shock and it pierces Toothy's eye while he's walking home from school, making him scream.

Sniffles then starts spinning around on his swivel chair, further distracting him. He stops spinning and faces the other side of his room, where there is a stack of Splendid comics next to his bed. He looks at them in awe, but shakes his head and goes back to writing his essay. His stomach then growls, so he decides that its time for a snack.

Sniffles gets out a bag of chips from his pantry and walks back to his room. He is finally about to start writing his essay, but his hand starts shaking, because he can't resist the urge to read his comic books, he is sweating and shaking, but then he snaps out of it and calmly starts writing. Camera adjusts to the centre of his room, Sniffles not being in the shot. Suddenly, we see a blue figure dash through the room, and the camera tilts downwards to reveal that Sniffles has given in to his urges and is lying on his stomach, reading comics, laughing and eating chips.

Sniffles sees something funny in the comic strip and he starts laughing hard, banging the floor with his fist and kicking his legs. The shaking of the floor when he does this causes a tray of staples on his desk to slowly be knocked off the desk and get spilled all over the chip packet. Sniffles doesn't notice this because he's still laughing. He also knocks a staple remover off the desk, which he doesn't notice either. Sniffles goes to grab a handful of chips, grabbing some staples in the process and putting them in his mouth. He bites and the staples pierce through his snout and cut up his mouth, causing him to bleed. He screams and stands up, stepping on the sharp end of the staple remover with his right foot while doing so. He screams and begins hopping on his left foot, causing him to lose his balance, fall out of his window and land on the ground, breaking his left leg in the process. He lands in front of the entrance of his toolshed.

His toolshed is dimly lit up with only one lightbulb, but this lightbulb reveals a first aid kit and the back of the shed. Sniffles begins to crawl towards it. He reaches out his arm to crawl into the pitch black part of the shed, and while doing so accidentally pulls a cord. Sniffles wonders what the cord is for, and then suddenly hears his lawnmower start up. He realises the mistake he's made as the lawnmower drives forwards and runs him over, shredding him to pieces.

Not sure how to end this one with the iris.

Deaths

Sniffles is shredded to pieces by his lawnmower.

Injuries

Toothy's eye is impaled by a pen.

Sniffles mouth is cut up by staples.

Sniffles steps on the sharp end of a staple remover.

Sniffles breaks his left leg when he falls out his window.