Thread:SaenihpNnylf/@comment-27026386-20160311052946/@comment-26242274-20160313040750

I doubt their intention was for him to die. They just wanted the snow cone. And you really put him at the bottom of your favorite's list because of one episode.

Intellegence
Smartest Dumbest
 * Mr. Pickels
 * Lumpy
 * Fliqpy
 * Lifty
 * Handy
 * Petunia
 * Giggles
 * Cuddles
 * Flaky
 * Russell
 * Cub
 * Good Flippy
 * Toothy
 * Mole
 * Disco Bear
 * Lammy
 * Cro-Marmot (based on Dino-Sore Days being the only one you can go off)
 * Mime
 * Pop
 * Shifty
 * Splendid
 * Nutty
 * Sniffles

Parents (this comes with explainations)
Worst

Cro-Marmot: Um… just… wow… okay? He’s frozen, smug, cryokenetic, he’s the only one I’ve seen never do anything good and there’s just no way this could end well.

Pop: It’s literally his whole character. Plus, besides the obvious, he clearly has NO idea what Cub looks like besides that he wears a beanie. If that’s not a sign of bad parenting, I don’t know what is.

Sniffles: Can we say lab rat anyone? I could only imagine what insane, hair-brained inventions this kid would be exposed to, not to mention general Sniffles level idiocy. The poor kid has no chance.

Shifty: We already know this guy has zero regards for family values looking at how he treats Lifty, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Shifty was dragging this child on heists before he/she could even walk. He’d also spend most of the child’s life either behind bars or on the run.

Flippy/Fliqpy: Yes, Good Flippy is very nice but babies scream, they throw stuff, they break things, he’d flip out more often than not. And even though he won't kill a baby, this will leave him alone at the least.

Splendid: What can I say? He doesn’t know his own strength, literally. Plus, with his job, he’d have to be pulled away from the baby to “save” someone way too often. Just look at his bread!

Flaky: We’ve all seen this parent, with the kid wrapped in bubble wrap and pillows that can’t take one step without the parent freaking out that it’s too dangerous, congratulations, Flaky, you are the worst mother in Happy Tree Friends!

The Mole: I have nothing against blind people and blind people overall can be very great parents but when they pay next to zero attention to their other senses as The Mole does, you get a terrible father.

Handy: What are the two disabled tree friends doing right next to each other? Pure coincidence. Though what he can’t do without hands and still won’t ask for help with, he’s a sociopath, people die or are injured, he laughs and/or celebrates.

Lumpy: Given that I believe he’s very smart, you’d expect him to be closer to best on this list but he is selfish, greedy, lazy, and flat out cruel. Terrible combination.

Mime: Invisible items to do not nourish your baby or do anything for it. I hate to break it to you but you can’t mime your way though parenthood unless the baby is invisible as well.

Lifty: Like Shifty, he would spend most of the child’s life on the run or behind bars, however, unlike Shifty, I think Lifty would actually care about the child and try to be there whenever possible.

Mr. Pickels: As villainous as he is, we see through Lammy that he does have to possibility to grow a positive attachment, it’s unlikely though.

Petunia: Babies make a mess, a huge mess. Enough said.

Cuddles: He may mean well but he’d have very dangerous ideas to try with the child. He/she could have a lot of fun but they’d be in a lot of danger.

Lammy: She’s nice and caring at all but I’d doubt she’d leave Mr. Pickels behind and there’s almost no chance he’d take kindly to the child.

Russell and Toothy: They were hard to place but I’m not really seeing anything especially bad about them, just nothing especially good either so I just put them when we finished with the bad parents.

Disco Bear: He literally can’t be serious to save his life, it doesn’t matter if he’s having a heart attack or has his spine sticking out of his back, he’s never serious and you need to be at least to some extent to be a great parent. However, beyond that I don’t really see any problems so by golly go for it better than any of the above options.

Giggles: She’s kind, caring, sociable, and generally attentive… some times. The only real problem is that even when she’s an adult, she’s a little girl. I have serious doubts of her ability to be mature. She reminds me of Charlene in “Making Fiends” which isn’t a completely bad thing.

Nutty: Many people would put him much closer to worst but I don’t really see much of a problem with father Nutty and unlike Disco Bear, he has been shown to have the potential to be serious, just on rare occasions.

Cub: I have great faith in him to be able to break the cycle of bad parenting; he has the patience, forgiveness, kindness, and he had to learn how to take care of himself from infancy so he would clearly know how take care of a baby especially well.

Best