User:SaenihpNnylf/My Page if I was a Character

SaenihpNnylf is a Fanfictioneer for Happy Tree Friends.

Character Bio
SaenihpNnylf is a white human-like fanfictioneer with very short brown hair who typically wears clothes that tend to vary. She has very different opinions from most fans, the most obvious cases of this being that she believes that Lumpy is one of the smartest tree friends and Sniffles is the stupidest. A few other differences being that she can’t stand FlippyXFlaky, her favorite character is Splendid, she believes that Lifty and Shifty steal out of necessity instead of greed or kleptomania going as far that in 2014, she admitted that if she ever met the raccoon duo, she’d keep guard on her valuables but give them some food or something because she really feels sorry for them.

These opinions, however, often get her involved in many disagreements with other fans over whether her opinion or the opinion of most fans is correct. Occasionally, these debates have even gotten the other fan to adopt her opinions and on very rare occasions, the other fan has changed SaenihpNnylf’s mind, more often than not though, the other fan simply stops responding. Either way though, SaenihpNnylf has never been one to back down from a debate.

Despite what many people think, until February 9th 2015, SaenihpNnylf had the same opinion as most fans on the intelligence levels of Lumpy and Sniffles until her and Neverwhere Guard were talking about Flippy’s dislike of Mime and he said that everyone hates mimes she pointed out that Lumpy likes mimes (as seen in Home Is Where the Hurt Is). Only to be came back with that Lumpy’s too stupid to use as proof. As a complete joke, SaenihpNnylf started arguing that Sniffles is more stupid, with no intention of actually winning but when she did win, they both realized Sniffles isn’t very smart at all and through further thought, came to the conclusion that he’s a complete idiot.

Two days later, they both realized that Lumpy’s way smarter than people give him credit for after an analysis of his abilities as a doctor in every case that he had this job which, just like with Sniffles, got the wheels turning.

Though she survives most episodes she appears, she died in: 2008 and 2011. Her deaths typically involve blood-loss and sharp objects.

Famous Deaths

 * 2008
 * 2011

Starring Roles

 * Their Blood on Your Hands
 * Want in One Hand, Spit in the Other
 * Stick Your Hand in the Gators Mouth
 * Try Your Hand

Featuring Roles

 * 1995
 * 1996
 * 1997
 * 1998
 * 1999
 * 2000
 * 2001
 * 2002
 * 2003
 * 2004
 * 2005
 * 2006
 * 2007
 * 2008
 * 2009
 * 2010
 * 2011
 * 2012
 * 2013
 * 2014
 * 2015

Occupations and Careers

 * Fanfictioneer: Their Blood on Your Hands, Want in One Hand, Spit in the Other,Stick Your Hand in the Gators Mouth, Try Your Hand, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,  2014, and 2015.
 * Co-Author: Their Blood on Your Hands, Want in One Hand, Spit in the Other, Stick Your Hand in the Gators Mouth, Try Your Hand, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.
 * Student: 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014.
 * Restorative Justice Volunteer: 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014.
 * Fry-Cook: 2014
 * Deli Shop Clerk: 2015

Seen on Computer and TV
None

Additional

 * 1) 2008: Stabbed in chest with pencil (revived by doctors).
 * 2) 2011: While donating blood, it just inexplicably kept gushing out of the puncture point (revived by doctors).

Seen on Computer and TV
None

Additional

 * 1) 1998: Badly cut forehead on window sill.
 * 2) 2001: Fell off rock, receiving a bad concussion.
 * 3) 2002: Rode bike downhill into tree splitting lip.
 * 4) 2005: Breaks adult front teeth on lawn chair (permanent).
 * 5) 2007: Sprained finger having skateboard dropped on it.
 * 6) 2010: Broke foot dropped desk on it.
 * 7) 2013: Fell on trampoline and bite through lip and broke teeth further.

Survival Rate
Total Rate: 92%

Trivia

 * The name SaenihpNnylf comes from a fan comic for a different fandom on www.deviantart.com. The comic is called The Izz Z Factor and Saenihp Nnylf is a minor antagonist of the comic.
 * Despite her opinions seeing for odd to most fans, SaenihpNnylf is the leader and founder of a group known as Tiny But Mighty which is made up of HTF fans that believe Lumpy is one of the smartest tree friends and Sniffles is the stupidest. There are currently only five members but the numbers are expected to grow.
 * It has been commented that she shares personality traits with many of the characters such as: a refusal to ask for help despite how frustrated she gets (Handy), paranoia (Flaky), OCD (Petunia), a love of disco music (Disco Bear), and kleptomania (debatably Lifty and Shifty).
 * Her most frequent victim is Flaky.
 * She is (possibly) the first victim of Eli (the boy who stabbed her with a pencil) and the blood bank volunteer.
 * She can also be found on www.fanfiction.net as Better a Freak Than a Fake.