Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26178687-20151005190019/@comment-26178687-20151011161417

Random Ant: He usually doesn't succeed in eating us. That's why we steal his food.

Generic Tree Ninja: Well, we ninja love to smash random stuff. We don't like to smash random animals. That is why.

Cursed Idol: I wanted a fun day out, OK?

Giggles' Mom: I don't want to die as much as my daughter and her friends do!

Tiger General: Because we were bombing Pizza Hut so we could get their pizza! Everything I did in my one episode was in the name of pizza! My soldiers made a pizza out of everything on the battlefield!

Tiger Soldier: This pizza is the weirdest pizza I've ever seen.

Tiger General: Yes, but the ingredients are 100% real.

Tiger Soldier: What are the ingredients?

Tiger General: It has - *clears throat* - Tiger tooth, tiger tongue, tiger intestine, mouse ears, chameleon ribs and bear hands.

Tiger Soldier: Um, sir, if we eat the pizza won't we be cannibals?

Tiger General: It's pizza, who cares?

Sneaky: It kind of worked from what I saw. Which, admittedly, wasn't very much. But I killed one tiger, and was nearly killed by lots of other tigers!

Mouse Ka-Boom: Oui.

Truffles: Just because I know the address of everyone in Tree Town by heart...

Handy: OK. Me and mole were talking about going on holiday together, but then Lumpy showed up!

Flaky: Um... uh... me?