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Smart zombie wrote: Hot Potato

Starring: Lifty and Shifty

Featuring: Lumpy, The Mole, Cuddles, Toothy, Flaky, Russell, Cro-Marmot

Appearing: Giggles, Petunia, Handy, Nutty, Mime, Lammy

Lifty and Shifty are sitting at a bench with a large pile of peppers, a pile of cash, and two glasses of milk. They are having a pepper eating contest, first to drink their milk looses, winner keeps the cash pile. Shifty eats his first pepper and is already tempted to grab his milk. Lifty eats his first pepper and is perfectly fine. It's Shifty's turn again but he has an idea. He tells Lifty to turn around, Lifty does this, and Shifty places the pepper under his hat. Lifty turns back and Shifty pretends to chew. It's Lifty's turn again. Cuddles and Toothy walk by and get caught up in watching their contest, Cuddles motions to someone offscreen to watch and Flaky nervously arrives to see.

It's now sunset and there is a crowd watching Lifty and Shifty compete. The news is even reporting it with Lumpy reporting whats going on to cameraman Mole. Russell shows up with a box of fireworks for the 4th of july but everyone is to interested in the contest to care. Lifty, weak and miserable is still eating peppers while Shifty smiles smugly. Nobody seems to notice how Shifty's hat is a lot bigger then usual and is bulging as he spent the entire game stuffing his hat. Lifty has given up and just as he is about to drink his milk, he burps up a huge fireball that blows Shifty into blood and organs, sending his hat full of peppers in the air

Lifty's mouth suddenly sets on fire and he proceeds to breathe fire like a dragon. Lumpy has left the scene with his news van, leaving The Mole, who's still filming to get incinerated by a fireball. Flaky suddenly looks up at the chaos and Shifty's hat full of peppers lands inside Flaky's mouth causing her to bloat like a balloon. A small spark of fire lands on her and she bursts in a firey explosion, her quills flying and impaling Toothy and Nutty to death. Cro-Marmot has a fireball burped at him and his ice block is completely gone and he lies dead.

Lifty drinks his milk and it makes the fire in his mouth go away. He looks at the burnt corpses of Giggles and Petunia lying face down on the ground. He doesn't seem to care about the damage as he gets the money pile to himself, unfortantly he burps another spark of fire and it turns the money into dust.

Moral: Cheats never prosper.

Lol tbh this is excellent, i'm going make this one if nobody make one better.