Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27515432-20190307195708/@comment-4241330-20190408014012

To keep this thread alive, I'll post a classic of mine.

The Tail End

Starring Flippy and Petunia Featuring Lumpy, The Mole Appearances by Mime, Nutty, Disco Bear, Cuddles, Giggles, Sniffles

The tree friends celebrate a party while Flippy helps himself to some cake (much of which was taken by Nutty). Nearby, Mime makes a balloon animal for Petunia. But The Mole, playing pin the tail on the donkey, accidentally pops it by pinning the tail on it. The sound leads Flippy to flip out. Still wielding the cake knife, he charges towards Petunia and slices off her tail.

Petunia flees into a closet to evade the deranged bear. After using a first aid kit to patch her wound, she makes an urgent phone call to the police. Lumpy answers, and upon receiving word of the situation, makes his way there with a dart gun.

Making sure the coast is clear, Petunia begins sneaking to the exit. Meanwhile, Disco Bear attempts to woo Giggles, to her chagrin and Cuddles' jealousy. Flippy suddenly pops out and sprays at them with Petunia's severed tail, the gas suffocating them to death. Nutty approaches and Fliqpy offers him a slice of cake with a lit candle. However, as soon as Nutty takes the cake, Fliqpy sprays at him, setting the squirrel aflame.

Petunia finally reaches the exit, turning one last time to see Fliqpy distracted, strangling Sniffles with her tail. Before she could make her escape, the smoke alarm goes off from the gas clouds. Fliqpy catches her in the act and she is forced to run the other way. She bumps into The Mole and falls over.

Fliqpy catches up to Petunia and she braces for what's to come. At the last minute, The Mole pierces the tail into Fliqpy's rear, causing him to panic and race into the snack table, where he is crushed by a punch bowl. Relieved, Petunia picks up her tail, but little does she know, Lumpy is just outside a window. Because of the gas clouds, he mistakes her for Fliqpy and fires a dart.

Petunia's tail is suddenly shot out of her hand, followed by several more darts hitting her. Once she goes down, The Mole pierces the donkey tail on her rear, causing her to scream, the last shot revealing that her tail has landed perfectly on the donkey's rear.

Moral: "Don't circle around chasing imaginary tales."