Blind Date/Blurb

The blurb version of this episode was uploaded on January 29th, 2010.

Overview

 * BlurB!
 * It's a good idea to defog your mirror
 * BEFORE shaving
 * Where does he keep that cane?
 * Energy tip: Turn off the light before leaving a room.
 * If you're blind: Just leave them off!
 * Same car Orson Wells drove in "Citizen Cane"
 * Destroying a mailbox is a federal offense.
 * Destroying a cat is not.
 * Most accidents happen close at home
 * Or close to cars with blind drivers
 * Moles breed from March to May only.
 * Moles have a highly developed sense of touch.
 * but there aim needs a little work.
 * Eats cheese with a fork.
 * Friends are in the witness protection program
 * Where's the cane?
 * If Lumpy says no the episode ends here.
 * Whew! That was close.
 * Mmm, wrappers add a nice crunch!
 * OH NO! Hope The Mole sees the...
 * Oh yeah, never mind.
 * Travel tip: Engines are a great place to heat up left overs!
 * Good thing this cone is here to stop them!
 * Same dramatic angle Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"
 * Safety tip: Pull far off the road while cooking left overs.
 * Exposure to fresh air makes your brain smarter.
 * and releases a meaty aroma.
 * Bird
 * Brain
 * Bird Brain
 * Hey, are those tiny icebergs down there?
 * Now showing: The classic martial arts masterpiece "Books of Fury"
 * Americans eat over 1 billion pounds of popcorn per year.
 * 100% of them have a mouth.
 * The first drive in movie theater opened in 1933
 * 100% of the cars where facing the screen.
 * Same wine glass Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"
 * Lumpy's brain does it's own stunts
 * Hey, what happened to the tablecloth?
 * Salt helps remove wine stains.
 * The only animals that blush are humans
 * and moles on a date.
 * Fashion tip: It's good to have your car match your sweater.
 * Safety tip: Filing your toenails while driving is dangerous.
 * Notice the enlarged caseus lobe.
 * For processing cheese
 * Popular car on lookout point because of the roomy front seat!
 * That is one enormous rear view mirror!
 * Hey, what happened to the disco ball?
 * See, we told you it was a roomy front seat!
 * But not roomy enough for Petunia!
 * The best way to fend off a brown bear
 * is to play dead or climb a tree
 * or is it pepper spray?
 * Wonder why they call it Lookout point?
 * LOOK OUT!
 * Now you know.
 * Wait for it....
 * Wait for it....
 * There it is
 * The "Yawn" move
 * a classic!
 * The part used for thinking
 * And now the moment you been waiting for
 * 2 hours, 45 minutes and
 * one
 * two
 * three
 * four
 * five
 * six brain freezes later.
 * Same iris out Orson Wells used in "Citizen Cane"
 * And now the moment you've been waiting for...
 * The Comedy Robot!
 * We're going to rent "Citizen Cane"
 * 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01111001 00111111 (Translation: What's brown and sticky?)
 * 01000001 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01000011 01001011 00100001 (Translation: A STICK!)
 * PSST! Rosebud is the name of the sled!