We're Scrooged!/Blurb

The blurb video of We're Scrooged! was uploaded on January 5th, 2010.

Overview

 * BlurB!
 * Pro tip: walking without pants on is 0.00367% more efficient!
 * Tip for the blind: if you can read this you're not blind!
 * Before wallets were invented people kept their money in buckets
 * Willy Wonka called. He said he wants his suit back!
 * Before money, people used to keep their rocks in buckets
 * Wow! This store is SOOO much more bigger inside!
 * Wind up logs are fun!
 * All these boxes...
 * ...are empty!
 * Except this one!
 * Classic comedy props
 * 1. Rubber Chicken.
 * 2. Whoopie Cushion.
 * 3. Chattering Teeth!
 * Toothy gives Lumpy the finger in...
 * 3
 * 2
 * 1
 * In the future, this robot will write better jokes than us!
 * Safety tip: never point a loaded finger at yourself
 * What did we just SAY?
 * This blood tickles!
 * Fun fact: 80% of the body's blood volume is stored in the finger
 * "$" eyes is a sign of serious illness
 * Who had the time to wind up all these teeth?
 * BLOOD FIGHT!!!
 * Remember when we said 80% of the blood is stored in the finger?
 * The last 20% is stored in this box!
 * That's a great deal for a heart!
 * What bargain for hands!
 * A little pricey for brains. I think you can do better on-line
 * Lumpy should seriously get that checked out
 * And that too!
 * Safety tip: always keep heavy and breakable objects on the highest shelf...
 * ...make that the highest, unbalanced shelf!
 * Don't forget to store some sharp objects up there too!
 * Warning: Objects in eye may be closer than they appear
 * He wouldn't have to look around so much if had BOTH eyes!
 * Paddle ball is a swell alternative to video games!
 * Who closed that door?
 * Little known fact: Lumpy got his start in show business as a balloon animal!
 * There's a joke about "molars" and "mole" here...
 * ...but it's lunch time
 * And we're hungry!
 * While we're at lunch the Comedy Robot will read us out of the credits
 * Take it away, Comedy Robot!
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