Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28713855-20151011222534/@comment-26245895-20151025062331

(They're like family-friendly drug dealers... if that makes any sense at all...)

Shifty: *makes puppy eyes at stack of cash* Uhh... yeah, t-that should cover it... Lifty, show him!

Lifty: *stares at cash with envy briefly before revealing coat, showing thick bags of candy* Take your pick, my friend.