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Title: Meat Your Maker

Starring:

Lumpy and Flippy

Featuring:

Lumpy, Flippy, Pop, and Cub

Appearing:

Lumpy, Flippy, Pop, Cub, and one of Flippy's friends at war

The episode starts with Lumpy playing golf outside while Flippy is lying on a hammock reading a book. Pop was outside barbecuing some steaks on a grill while Cub was playing with a doll, laughing and cooing. Lumpy then hits the ball really hard with the golf club, making it fly in the air. It first lands right on the steaks Pop was cooking on his grill. "Hey!" Pop shouted, angrily. Lumpy chuckled nervously and said "I'm sorry!"

Flippy says "Huh?" and notices that the golf ball ruined Pop's steaks. He looks over at an embarrassed Lumpy and shakes his head. He gets up off the hammock and helps Pop by getting some new steaks from Pop's house. Pop went with him while leaving his son and Lumpy outside. After getting the new frozen steaks, they return outside while Lumpy continues playing his little game. Suddenly, another golf ball is hit hard, but it flies through Cub's head, causing a hole to appear, blood squirting out. Cub collapsed on the ground bleeding endlessly and dying. Pop gasped and dropped the steaks he was carrying and ran over to Cub. The golf ball then hits a tree, causing it to bounce right back to Pop and flies through his stomach. Pop had a hard time breathing and all of his blood was squirting out. He then collapsed on the ground while Flippy's face is in pure shock and his pupils constricted. He had a flashback of him in war and one of his friends died. Flippy, of course, flips out and goes savage, taking his knife out and frightening Lumpy. Lumpy gasped and ran inside his trailer as quick as he could while Fliqpy was chasing him.

Lumpy slammed the door right in time, hitting Fliqpy's face, knocking him out. Though, he got back up and raged. "GRRRRRRRRR!" Fliqpy growled. The soldier bear stabbed his knife right into the door several times until it caused a huge crack and his arm could fit through it. He turned the knob and opened it while Lumpy was standing right there, desperately searching for a weapon. Fliqpy then ran over to the moose, roaring while and holding the knife in his right hand. Lumpy's eyes got a hold of an axe laying on a table and he went "Aha!". Unexpectedly, he grabbed the axe and spun quickly, swinging it around and slicing Fliqpy's head in half. The rest of the soldier bear's body collapsed and bled terribly, causing the floor to be covered in red liquid. But Lumpy didn't seem to care. He sighed of relief and stared at Fliqpy's dead body for a few minutes, and hesitated. "Hmmm..." he said. Lumpy then got an idea and went "Aha!" once again.

A few hours later Lumpy got the grilled steaks on a plate and they were sitting on the kitchen counter along with a steak knife and Fliqpy's dead bloody body. Lumpy snatched the knife off the table and cut a huge straight line through Fliqpy's stomach and started gutting him. The blue dorky moose took the intestines, heart, liver, and bladder out and laid all of them them directly on the steaks, leaving his hands covered in blood, but Lumpy ignored that. He put the knife down on the counter and picked up the plate, setting it down on the kitchen table. "Mmm-mmm!" with that, Lumpy licked his lips and took a huge bite of the bloody organ covered steaks while staring at Fliqpy's dead corpse.

Injuries:

Fliqpy gets knocked out from Lumpy's front door

Deaths:

Pop and Cub both get killed by a golf ball, Fliqpy's head is sliced by an axe, and Fliqpy's body gets gutted by a steak knife

(Sorry if it's not perfectly detailed, I kinda suck at typing stories.)