Stealing the Spotlight/Blurb

Overview
The Blurb video of Stealing the Spotlight contains these annotations:


 * BlurB!
 * Lumplandia Deluxe Trailer now available
 * Decorative tire is extra
 * Yawning is contagious
 * You're yawning right now aren't you?
 * WARNING:Strobe lights are used in this performance
 * Pssst, We switched his coffee with decaf!
 * Climbing is one of the first things bears learn
 * The next thing is hammering
 * Lumpy hates decaf!
 * Hey who shut that door?
 * Hammers first appeared around 30,000 BCE
 * MC Hammer first appeared around 1961
 * Ladders were first used around 10,000 years ago
 * First used by bears in 1957
 * Ladder beats hammer!
 * Tooth Fairies are leaving about $2.64 per tooth now!
 * Wow Pop owes Cub like 20 bucks for that one!
 * It was around 1968 that bears started doing dentistry
 * but weren't good at it
 * Until they started using hammers!
 * Clap Off
 * Clap On
 * With the right tools, the most talented bears achieved great success;
 * While the others muddled through.
 * Are you yawning now?
 * 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01110010 01101111 01100100 01110101 01100011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 00110010 00110000 00110000 00110010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: The comedy robot was introduced in 2002)
 * Order Nutty's "FaceCandy" kit before midnight,
 * and we'll throw in this mighty morphing candy necklace!
 * it's 2 great tastes in 1 delicious treat!
 * 97% of ladder injuries happen at home.
 * 100% of them involved ladders.
 * Clap Off
 * Clap On
 * Get your HTF holiday lights now!
 * or you could make your own!
 * 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 11101111 10111011 10111111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101100 01110101 01110010 01100010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: The best part of﻿ a blurb is the comedy robot)
 * Only after mastering the ladder and the hammer, could bears then evolve
 * into roofers.
 * While roofing was profitable for bears,
 * offspring survival rate was at an all time low.
 * What do you really think about this blatant repurposing of old content?
 * Airport security nightmare!
 * Jewelry available in the HTF body piercing store.
 * FREE piercing kit included!
 * Do-it-yourself in 28 EZ steps.
 * So stylish!
 * 29 EZ steps.
 * Satisfaction guaranteed!
 * S K Y C A M
 * Hey, what was that?
 * We brought in Margaret Keane to do Lumpy's eyes,
 * But could only afford her for a few frames.
 * Jazz Hands!
 * Member of Team Lammy.
 * Team Truffles.
 * Add a little class to your trailer with the "Touch of Elegance" holiday light package!
 * Exact replica of the "Illumin" sculpture in New Mexico.
 * Motion captured from the 1932 movie "Frankenstein's Neighbor".
 * But no one gets to enjoy his genius beyond the end credits
 * Ever suffer from itchy burning skin?
 * Try our Happy Tree Friends soothing strawberry steroid cream!
 * not for use around the eyes.
 * For best results avoid over exposure to the sun.
 * The hottest day on record is 57.8 C (136 F)
 * Fried beaver tail is a culinary treat in Montana.
 * Until now
 * Planet explosion taken from the 1978 "Superman" film.
 * It was released at Christmas.
 * Animated late at night by a guy named Dali.
 * The Mole "Thumbs Up" lighter available for a limited time,
 * at all of the finer cartoon character novelty lighter stores near you.
 * It's the perfect gift for everyone. But hurry it will sell out fast.
 * If you miss out on this amazing opportunity,
 * you can try making your own!
 * But if you do, be very careful;
 * Moles really like their hands!
 * 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00111111 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: Are you done?)
 * Note to self: Call IT Dept to fix my computer
 * 00100000 01001000 01100001 01101000 01100001 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: Haha)
 * I wasn't trying to be funny
 * 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01100011 01100101 01100101 01100100 01100101 01100100 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: You succeeded)
 * Shut up
 * 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: You shut up)
 * No, You shut up {Shown repeatedly}
 * 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 (Translation: You shut up) {Shown repeatedly}
 * Are you yawning yet?
 * 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100100 01101001 01110100 01110011 (Translation: And now what you have all been waiting for, the credits)
 * ...and we prefer the term "Refreshing a Classic!"
 * And now because of a contractual obligation, the Comedy robot!
 * 01010111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101111 01100011 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00001101 00001010 (Translation: Write to your local politician and demand more comedy robot)