Wrath of Con/Blurb

Blurb
The Blurb version of this episode contains these annotations:


 * It's time to broaden our horizons
 * Look at all this wasted space
 * That's better!
 * BlurB!
 * Warning: Watching this episode significantly reduces its resale value
 * "Wrath" was the first HTF episode ever to be developed entirely in HD
 * and inventively initiated integrating illiterated illustrations into the titles!
 * PLUS 30% smoother fades to black!<
 * We recommend public transportation to help the environment
 * Or if you failed your driver's test
 * The San Diego Convention Center covers over 600, 000 sq ft.
 * The Las Vegas Convention Center covers over 3 million sq ft.
 * Sniffles as a Splendid fan?
 * Or Splendid as a Sniffles fan?
 * Window cleaning is considered the most dangerous job in the UK
 * No wonder the police don't carry guns
 * Platinum blood donor cards
 * Hey, aren't you missing something?
 * Read this: No pants, No service
 * Arm was lengthened to fit HD width
 * Arm was lengthened to fit HD aspect ratio
 * Rare "Banjo Frenzy" reference sure to increase resale value of episode
 * HTF glow in the dark bobble heads first appeared at Comic-Con 2007
 * "S" logo is from Splendid's KA-POW! Spin-off show
 * The first comic book was made in 1842
 * The first Sharpie autograph on a comic book was made in 1964
 * The hobby of collecting autographs is known as philography
 * The hobby of dying for them is known as stupidology
 * That doesn't look like Splendid's signature
 * Not sure what it says
 * That's not even an "S"
 * leki? Is that what it says?
 * I wouldn't buy it. Probably a fake
 * Hope they had their tetanus shots
 * Footage from the lost HTF Star Wars episode
 * May the 4th is Star Wars day!
 * Hey, that doesn't seem fair
 * Light Saber VS Stick
 * This injustice must be remedied!
 * Light Saber blades are pure plasma
 * That's better
 * Now that Light Saber might have a chance against that stick!
 * Take that Mr Stick
 * Caution: the weapon you are about to enjoy is extremely hot
 * and could cause slight skin irritation
 * Even though we call it a podium
 * Watchmen reference #2
 * It's actually called a lecturn
 * Is this thing on? (I couldn't resist)
 * Darn super strength
 * You should see him trying to cook eggs
 * Rare full profile scene makes this episode even more collectable!
 * Not to mention the stunning special effects
 * AC/DC concerts have reached 130 decibels
 * The pain threshold for noise is 125 decibels
 * Looks like someone just tried the convention center spicy tacos
 * It's illegal to yell FIRE in a movie theater
 * but it's OK to yell if you are ON FIRE in a movie theater
 * Splendid will later claim that he didn't inhale
 * 1, 2, 3
 * don't tell the union
 * It's not nice to make fun of chipmunks
 * Lumpy must have had the tacos too
 * For sweet breath, chew fresh parsley
 * yeah I do special effects
 * Hey, is this the Tokyo subway or the tram to the gift shop?
 * All aboard!
 * Epic multi-death explosions have been known to add 12% to the resale value of an HTF episode
 * The super strength does come in handy sometimes.
 * So does checking your pockets
 * Comic-Con started in 1970
 * with work that looked way better than this<
 * The first three day convention was at the U.S. Grant Hotel
 * with walls that looked way better than this
 * of the 300 attendees, none were mortally wounded
 * but this black looks way better than theirs did
 * It's the special edition lacquer varnish finish
 * making this episode a true collector's item
 * worth a fortune if found in mint, unwatched condition
 * While we are trying to sell out HTF bobble heads on ebay, the comedy robot will leave you with some words of wisdom
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