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What A Load of Bull

Starring: Handy and Flaky

Featuring: Giggles, Cuddles, Lumpy, Lifty, Shifty

Appearing: Russell and Cro-Marmot

In the middle of the night a cowboy ranch with tents and fences and torches lit is set as there is a rodeo contest. Cuddles is riding on the back off an angry bull, which appears to belong to Cowgirl Giggles. Cuddles is able to hold on for a while until he's kicked off and is badly bruised and covered in blood, he is immediately hospitalized by a modern ambulance. The audience cheers and appears to be gambling as Lifty and Shifty both hand Lumpy a wad of cash as they lost their bet on Cuddles' performance.

Handy the blacksmith watches the competition as he wishes to participate. His oblivious disability makes that impossible but he gets an idea when he sees some glue. Later, Handy is seen walking to bull ready to go when the cheering comes to halt. Lifty, Shifty, and Lumpy hide their money and whistle as they have no intention to loss money based no their bets on a handicap. Handy jumps on the bull and it's revealed that he stuck glue on his belly to hold him on the bull. The crowd starts to cheer when Handy stays on for an unusually long time.

Unfortunatly problems start to arise when Flaky walks to the fence to watch. The already angry bull becomes triggered over her color of red and breaks through the fence in pursue of killing her. Flaky runs away and Handy is stuck screaming on the angry beast. Elsewhere, Lumpy orders some French fries from Russell's cart when a screaming Flaky runs buy, followed by the bull which bumps into the cart causing boiling fry oil to splash on Russell making him golden, crusty, and edible. Lumpy eats apart of Russell's hand, liking the taste he picks up Russell's corpse to feast on the rest of it.

Giggles attempts to chase and calm down the bull down and lassos it around the neck, the bull isn't slowly down and she trips causing her face and stomach to get dragged against the dirt until she lets go. A branding iron is placed against a steak and its revealed that Cro-Marmot was the one using the iron. Flaky and the bull run by and the branding iron is kicked into the sky by the bull and it lands on Cro-Marmot's block of ice, melting it to water entirely. Cuddles can be seen being treated for his injuries under a tarp when the bull runs by and gets the tarp stuck on its head making it confused and angry. It proceeds to kick Cuddles off the medical table and stomps him to death.

The tarp finally falls off the bull and Flaky is out of breath. Just when she thinks she's safe the bull pops out out of no where and impales her head with one of its horns. It then starts to swing its head viciously and Handy is shaken off the Bulls back. To his surprise the skin on his belly has been torn off by the glue.

The episode ends with Lumpy still munching on Russell's crusty body and the iris closes on Russell's horrified crusty face.

Deaths

1. Russell gets splashed in boiling, frying oil.

2. The front half of Giggles body is dragged against the ground by an angry bull.

3. Cro-Marmot is melted by a branding iron.

4. Cuddles is crushed and stomped on by an angry bull.

5. Flaky's head is impaled by one of the horns of the bull.