User blog comment:SaenihpNnylf/A Perfect Disaster/@comment-26245895-20160224140734

Handy: Anything that involves using hands as we physically watch him (because apparently he can use magic to build stuff when we are not looking).

Flippy: Gun range supervisor or anywhere that goes 'boom.'

Sniffles: Head developer for making NASA's rockets to Mars (because who else is smart enough to make a rocket reach its destination safely?)

Lifty and Shifty: Bankers or Charity workers

Nutty: Worker at a candy/chocolate factory (Willy Wonka's employee of the month... or destroyer of all candy businesses)

Mime: 911 dispatch operator

Splendid: Being Splendid

Petunia: Garbage pickup

I'll think of more later