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Lord O&#039; Darkness wrote: I'm thinking of starting a Babysitting Cub mini-series.

Do or Diaper

Starring Petunia and Cub (ft. Pop)

Fitting himself with a coat and briefcase, Pop leaves his house for a job interview. He waves goodbye to his son along with Petunia, who he hired to babysit. After the door is shut, Pop decides to take one quick smoke. But in an attempt to light a match, he instead snaps it in two, so he simply tosses it in a garbage bin.

Petunia lays out some blocks for Cub to play with while she vacuums the house. She suddenly smells something horrid and soon realizes it is coming from Cub's diaper. Hyperventilating, Petunia soon calms herself down and arms herself with gloves and a face mask. She nervously removes Cub's diaper and, in disgust, wraps it in duct tape. She leaves Cub to wash off in the sink before going to dispose of the diaper.

While turning her head away from the scent, Petunia marches outside and hastily dumps the diaper into the garbage bin, unknowingly nudging the broken match and igniting it. Petunia now proceeds to dispose of the garbage bag, when it catches fire.

She hurries back into the house, dumps it into the sink and activates the waste disposal. She then realizes she forgot about Cub, and anxiously digs through the filth pile in search of him. It soon turns out that Cub climbed out on the counter, much to Petunia's relief. But her hands get caught in the drain and she tears them off to be free. Unfortunately, the vacuum she left on ends up sucking her in.

Pop later returns home to see his son running amok in the nude. Then he realizes the vacuum's bag is unusually bloated. He drags it outside and dumps it into the trash bin.

Death: Petunia is sucked into a vacuum cleaner.

Which character should I choose to babysit next? Now you do diapers! Especially with Petunia. Excellent! Good Job!