User blog comment:AdamISAWESOME/Which HTF is the biggest asshole?/@comment-26242274-20150729155508

I say Lumpy even outside of episodes like We're Scrooged! and Every Litter Bit Hurts. It may be just because I refuse to call it idiocy but in almost every episode he's in, he's cruel, greedy, and/or selfish and here's a little seen from my fic to explain why:

Handy: Sometime we just have those rare moments of luck. I mean, I survived having Mole hit a chisel I held in my teeth. I knew it was a bad idea but I was desperate, Lumpy is a very cruel officer. Flaky: Lumpy's just cruel in general. I mean when I came back from the water slide incident, he just walked by me and waved, wearing my sin as a hoodie. Handy: At least he didn't make you into a bridge. Flaky: Oh yeah, I still can't believe he flat out shot you in the back of the head like that then buried you in cement. Handy: Tell me about it. I was still alive when he buried me! So, yeah, overall, a very cruel moose.

Either him or Shifty.