User blog:HarmonTower805/Happy Tree Friends Battle - Episode 8: Nothing But the Truth

Happy Tree. Friends Battle Episode 8: Nothing But the Truth

(Note: Sorry that this episode is a bit Lazy, Episode 9 will be better than this)

Lifty: I'm so glad I'm safe, Pop sure gave a hand there

Flaky: What did he do?

Lifty: He gave me his immunity card, says he didn't deserve it, so, that was that

Flaky: How clever!! 😯

Petunia: Hey Giggles, I'm worried about the elimination today, one of us is going home

Giggles: Yeah, but I should be the safe one because, you know, I'm much cuter

Petunia: EXCUSE ME!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF CUTE!!! WHY I OTTA...!!

S.E.W: Giggles and Petunia, come on over, it's elimination time

Giggles: Ugghh!!!

S.E.W: We got 14 votes, WAY less than last time, but like I say, "We will deal with it." Anyways, TV display the likes

Petunia: 5

Giggles: 2

S.E.W: Petunia wins the prize for a 3rd time

Petunia: That's because I'm so FABULOUS 😏

Giggles: 😠 PETUNIA?!

S.E.W: Now, for the dislikes, but first, I will tell the reasons why both of you should go or not go according to last episodes comments

From Petunia dislikers: She is a total neat freak, and she is too Obsessive Compulsive

Petunia: Well I may be a neat freak, but I'm a well needed one

From Giggles dislikers: Giggles is a w---e, who dates most of the HTF characters

Giggles: I may be dating people like Russell, Flippy, and Cuddles, Cuddles is my man 😘

S.E.W: TV, display the votes .

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Petunia: 2

Giggles: 5

Giggles: Nooooooooo, This is impossible, I thought I was well liked

S.E.W: Well, either way, GOODBYE GIGGLES

(Giggles gets Flung)

Cuddles: Noooo, Giggles, she was my best frie-e-end 😩

Toothy: Don't worry, Giggles may want you go on to win it for the both of you

Cuddles: Thanks, Toothy, your a good friend too

S.E.W: It's Challenge time, your challenge is a game of Truth or Dare

Cuddles: But that's for girls

S.E.W: Not this game, the rules are simple, you ask someone a question, or dare someone to do a hard task, ANY TASK, The Teams will have an equal amount of players so that means that 1 person from Team Sneaky and 2 from Team Science to sit out, and those people are......... The Mole, Russell, and Toothy Now that they are sitting out, Team Icebox, ask a member of either team Sneaky or Science a truth or dare

(10 seconds Later)

Petunia: I dare Lifty to kiss Flaky in the closet for 2 WHOLE, MINUTES

Lifty and Flaky: WHAT!!

S.E.W: You'll have to, it's the rules

Lifty: Fine 😖

(2 minutes later)

Lifty: (Exits closet) I did it!!

S.E.W: That's 1 point for team Sneaky, Now Team Sneaky, it's your turn

Lifty: I dare Petunia to go to a muddy pond, and BATHE IN IT!!

Petunia: What?! But my fur will be ruined

Lifty: That's the beauty of it

(4 minutes later)

Petunia: (Emerges from Pond) Filthy......Slimy......Aaaaaahhhhh!!! (Runs off)

S.E.W: No point for Team Ice Box, Team Science, it's your turn

Russell: I dare Pop, to let Cub walk on his own for 5 minutes

Pop: But...But that's child abuse, HE COULD DIE!!

Russell: 😑

Pop: FINE! (Puts Cub Down)

Cub: Da Da Da (Gurgles)

(5 minutes later)

S.E.W: 1 point for Team Icebox

Pop: Glad that's over

S.E.W: Since Team science hasn't gone, then I ask them a truth: Cuddles wears bunny slippers because his feet are like a humans, but yellow.

Cuddles: 😦...........................YES, YES ITS THE TR-U-U-UTH!!!

S.E.W: 1 point for Team Science

Cuddles: How embarrassing 😩

S.E.W: Now for the final round, I'll ask the truths or dares this time, The scores are 2 points for Dares, and 1 point for truth.

First Question for Team Sneaky....Would you like a truth or a dare?

Lifty: A Truth Please

S.E.W: Ok, Lifty, how did you get an immunity card, did someone give it to you

Lifty:...................Uhhhhhh

S.E.W: 10 seconds left

Splendid: Come on Lifty, or I'll cut you in half with my lasers (I don't really mean it though)

Truffles: Pop gave it to him

(Everyone Gasps)

Petunia: THIS EXPLAINS A LOT, HOW COULD YOU (BEEP) DO THIS POP, I GIVE YOU MY (BEEP) IMMUNITY CARD, AND YOU (BEEP) GIVE TO ANOTHER (BEEP) TEAM MEMBER (BEEP) YOU!!!

Pop: Yikes, for a neat freak, you sure cuss a storm

S.E.W: Well, either way, that's 1 point for team Sneaky = 2 points Total

Now it's Team Icebox's Turn, would you like a truth or a dare?

T.I.B: We would like a Dare

S.E.W: Ok, I dare Pop to go on a dinner date with Petunia

Pop: Shoot, I didn't expect it to go this way

(55 minutes Later)

Pop: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, ITS DONE!!!

S.E.W: That's it, that's 2 points for Team Icebox, let's add up the scores

Team Icebox: 3

Team Sneaky: 2

Team Science: 2

Toothy: Wait, who's up for elimination, There is a tie

S.E.W: No one is, because I have a surprise for you all .

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AN ELIMINATED CONTESTANT WILL REJOIN ON TEAM ICEBOX!!

(Everyone Gasps)

S.E.W: So everyone, vote 2 of these eliminated contestants to rejoin, but only 1 will rejoin....you can vote for......

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Handy: Come on guys, just because I'm armless doesn't mean I can't be good at challenges.

Flippy: (Flipqy: You better vote for me or I'll kill you) Flippy: Actually I won't, but vote for me

Lumpy: ..............Wait are we recording?

Mime: Please vote for me, I'm too AWSOME to be eliminated

Disco Bear: Vote for me if you want someone classy

Cro-Marmot: (Silence)

Shifty: Immunity Cards are totally unfair, I know I'm Lifty's brother, but still vote for me

Sniffles: Please Vote me, if not then you will have a 12.3425796% chance of regretting it later on

Giggles: Uhh, Vote for me, I'm cute

Voting Ends: 12/29

Truffles: Lifty, can you keep a secret

Lifty: Sure, what's up

Truffles: Remember when I said that I called the producers

Truffles: I actually lied about it, all I wanted was to join the game, without anyone knowing

S.E.W: I suspected that

Truffles: WHAT?! YOU HEARD THE WHOLE THING?!

S.E.W: Yes, I kinda knew you were lying, I just needed more proof to prove myself it's true and because you lied Truffles, you will be Disqualified from the game, and you cannot come back, EVER!! SO GOODBYE

TRUFFLES: ME AND MY BIG MOUTH!!! (gets Flung)