User:Cheezontoast

CHEEZONTOAST

I started watching HTF (Happy Tree Friends) when I was about 9, and I was horrified. However, it kinda helped me. You see, whenever I saw films or shows with blood or gore in, I would hide my face behind a cushion, or cringe and feel like vomiting. But after just a few months of Happy Tree Friends, violence never bothered me much in shows after that. My favourite episodes are 'Eyes Cold Lemonade', 'Blast From The Past' and 'Spare Tire'. Check 'em out because they're pretty funny, and check some more out because I'm sure you'll have your own set of favourite episodes as well.

MY FAVEZ

Now onto my favourite Happy Tree Friends characters. Everyone has their favourites, and I'm gonna go from my least favourite to my favourite. (I will fill the other descriptions in later)

23. Mr.Pickels: Imaginary - Mr. Pickels is here because basically I am not really a fan of him, because I never actually considered him a main character, the reasoning for that being I don't think he is real, and that Lammy is schizophrenic. I believe this because Lammy has a crack in her skull (a sign of schizophrenia), Mr. Pickels can change size and he doesn't appear alive for anyone else. Yes, you can argue that he killed Flaky single-handedly in 'Royal Flush' but fatal accidents happen all the time in Happy Tree Friends, Flaky could have just tripped. Favourite death: All In Vein. Worst Death: All In Vein. (Only One Death)

22. Buddhist Monkey: Unnecessary - Don't get me wrong, I think Buddhist Monkey is pretty cute. It's just that he doesn't bring anything new to the table when it comes to happy tree friends. He also only stars in the Kapow! episodes, but I think the biggest problem is if the creators just used Flippy in those episodes instead of making a completely different character, it would have worked just as well. I'm not saying that I hate Buddhist Monkey, I'm just saying he's like a Flippy that turned into a monkey and only appears in Kapow! episodes. (No Deaths)

21. Cro-Marmot: Lifeless - Do I really need to explain myself? This dude is just... ugh. I mean, who actually has Cro-Marmot as their favourite Happy Tree Friend? He's this dude that's frozen! Seriously? I'm not saying I hate him, I'm just saying he's not a likeable character at all. He never shows any emotion ANYWHERE (apart from dino-sore days). Honesty though, I doubt you could even call him a main character in the show! Overall I don't hate him, but he's certainly far from my favourite character. Favourite Death: Class Act. Worst Death: Dino-Sore Days.

20. The Mole: Unaware - Believe it or not, The Mole used to be my least favourite character back in The Olden Days when those TVs were black and white and rotary phones existed instead of mobiles, but as technology grew, so did how much I liked The Mole. Well, slightly. I never used to like The Mole because he never died in the first internet series, and I still don't like him when he appears in Every Litter Bit Hurts and In A Jam, but the main reason is, just like Cro-Marmot, he never shows any emotion. At the end of the day, I've never liked The Mole and despite the fact that I like moles, I don't think I ever will. Favourite Death: Aw Shucks! Worst Death: A Hole Lotta Love.

19. Flippy: Overrated - Oh god. Before you scream and shout at me in the comments, I just always found Flippy... Mnyeeargh. He's a fan favourite, sure, but I never really liked him. The fanbase is quite annoying as well. But one reason I don't like Flippy too much is that I just think that the deaths are much more creative and more fun without him. Rage at me all you want, this is my opinion, so it is not wrong and it is not right, no matter how many Flippy fans are out there. Yes, I am aware that he has been dying a lot more often in the later episodes, and, I like those episodes a lot! Favourite Death: By The Seat Of Your Pants. Least Favourite Death: Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow.

18. Disco Bear: Douchebag - Seriously, this guy is such a douche. No matter how many Giggles and Petunia say "Get out of our way and leave us alone, Pedo Bear!" he will always come back and flirt with them. He's especially a douchebag in Stayin' Alive and Put Your Back Into It! He's one of those few characters that when he dies, I'm just like "Meh. I didn't like him, I didn't really hate him as much as other characters... Meh." But there are also some episodes where I'm like "He deserved it... Frickin' douchebag!" Especially when he KNOWS that Giggles and Petunia both have boyfriends! (Cuddles and Handy) Favourite Death: Ipso Fatso. Worst Death: Put Your Back Into It.

17. Mime: Missing Out - So why is Mime so high on this list? I'll tell you why. He just doesn't mix with Happy Tree Friends. Let me explain. On his debut episode, Mime And Mime Again, he didn't die, and I was like 'What the hell, he didn't die! But - But this is Happy Tree Friends!'. He barely dies in the episodes he appears in, and when he does, they're usually quick and painless deaths, and that's just not like Happy Tree Friends. He's probably the only character (apart from Buddhist Monkey) That doesn't understand the true meaning of living in the world of Happy Tree Friends. Favourite Death: The Wrong Side Of The Tracks. Worst Death: Party Animal.

16. Shifty - This is the part of the list where I don't hate the characters but they don't appeal to me much, hence why Shifty is here. I don't hate him, It's just I prefer Lifty, and there's not much difference between the two, so I just don't have much reason to like him greatly. I'll talk about why I prefer Lifty hen I get to him, but for now I'll just say I would normally prefer a guy without a hat than with one automatically if I don't know much about them. I wouldn't take it too far, though. I have friends that wear hats!! Favourite Death: Wheelin' and Dealin'. Worst Death: Sea What I Found.

15. Pop

14. Petunia

13. Russell

12. Splendid

11. Lifty

10. Nutty

9. Giggles

8. Toothy

7. Lammy

6. Cuddles

5. Cub

4. Handy

3. Lumpy

2. Flaky

1. Sniffles

Cheezontoast (talk) 21:54, December 7, 2015 (UTC)