User blog:Shyguyfan1976/Rise of the dead: part 2

'''I couldn’t believe it. I was a zombie. This was all actually happening. So many thoughts ran through my mind. “Will I stay like this?”, “Is this really a bad thing? It looks fun!”, “Will Giggles dump me? I know she is also dating Russell, but I'm ok with that since she still dates me.” As these thoughts are racing through my head, I noticed I was hungry. I decided to go look for any food. Hopefully carrots, and a place to eat it in secret. You don’t lie to everyone that you’re allergic to them for no reason.'''

(Meanwhile, let’s go to a certain armless beaver.)

'''I woke up buried alive. After about half an hour, I pushed my way through the dirt. As I came up I noticed that it was raining. I saw my reflection, I had become a zombie. I then saw my girlfriend emerge from the dirt, also zombified, but still beautiful. I found I was still in my Viking costume, which was very embarrassing, but still better than that “Samurai” costume that was just a crusader Mole brought up. She had no costume at all, however. “Oh, Handy, it’s so good to see you! You look filthy though…” '''

“Petunia I-” 

“It’s okay, I can clean you at my place.”

“Petunia, we’re zombies.”

She stared me dead in the eye.

(Now back to the rabbit)

'''I found some carrots in the supermarket and quickly took them out of fear of other’s reactions, since Flaky, Pop, Cub, Cro-Marmot, and Lumpy were all there. I ate the carrots in an alleyway, but they had no good taste. I was still hungry, so I ate the rest of them. And the bag. That felt better.'''