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Now for something nobody did yet: A Buddhist Monkey episode!

The Way the Cookie Crumbles

Buddhist Monkey is at a restaurant looking through a menu booklet. An unknown foe places a fortune cookie on his table. Buddhist Monkey sees the cookie and opens it. The fortune inside tells that he will meet a horrible fate. Buddhist Monkey reacts in shock.

The next morning, Buddhist Monkey wakes up with a stretch, when his bed inexplicably crashes through the floor and he finds himself in the living room of Panda Mom and Baby. The ceiling light then falls and hits Buddhist Monkey on the head.

Later, Buddhist Monkey takes a walk around town, when an out-of-control food cart slams into him. He is sent through several walls, then heads for a group of children. Buddhist Monkey swerves away, narrowly dodging them, but crashes into a china shop. A bull bursts out of the shop, carrying Buddhist Monkey on its back. He loses grip and is sent flying into a large gong.

Holding a hot water bottle against his head, Buddhist Monkey moans in pain. A trio of Generic Tree Ninjas suddenly surround him, along with Char Sui, who was responsible for the cookie. Buddhist Monkey prepares to fight them, but then hesitates because of his recent string of bad luck. However, he gets an idea seeing a plate of fortune cookies by his side.

One by one, he flings fortune cookies at each of the foes. One ninja opens his cookie, recieving the same fortune as Buddhist Monkey, and then is knocked off his feet. He slides underneath a large bell, which is rung by Buddhist Monkey. The ninja's body explodes from the noise.

The second ninja opens his cookie, at which point Buddhist Monkey kicks him into a peach tree. He is hit on the head by a few peaches and then suddenly by a watermelon. The third ninja opens his cookie and gets trampled by the bull from earlier.

Char Sui is finally given a cookie, but instead of seeing the fortune, he skips ahead to eating it. Then he and Buddhist Monkey get into one big fight until crashing into a food cart which somehow explodes. Buddhist Monkey is the one lucky enough to survive, while Char Sui's head drops on the ground, fried and holding an apple in his mouth.

Buddhist Monkey goes back to his usual routine. He picks up another fortune cookie and hesitantly opens it, but is relieved to see it is a normal positive one. He laughs with glee, unaware that a vengeful Dark Shadow Lord is watching him from outside a window.