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Toilet Trauma

Starring: Cuddles, Nutty

Featuring: Lumpy, Petunia

Appearances: Toothy

Lumpy is hosting a tequila-drinking contest. There is a sign saying the prize for the winner will be great but it doesn't give a hint as to what it will be. Because of this, Petunia refuses to participate.

Moments later, the contest ends, with Cuddles the winner and Nutty at second place. Their mouths are burning so hot, they rush off to the fountains and drink as much water as it takes to relieve it. Unfortunately, this massive hydration makes the two have to urinate pretty badly.

Petunia makes a face which expresses, "told ya you shouldn't have participated." She walks away, glad that she has nothing to do with this.

Lumpy tries to show Cuddles and Nutty to their prizes, but their bladder makes them run off in the other direction. Desperate for a bathroom, they do not see Toothy riding his bike, and they knock him over, giving him cuts all over his body. Toothy pants heavily, having forgotten that he drank tequila in the contest, which leads him to letting a big flame out of his mouth. In the distance, said flame burns Petunia to death.

Cuddles and Nutty finally arrive at a bathroom, ready to use it. They step inside and see to their utter horror that this bathroom is single-occupancy and there is only one toilet. Nutty is about to pee when Cuddles pushes him outside the bathroom door, wanting the toilet to himself. At this point, Cuddles is already peeing and Nutty is lying flat outside the door, having to wait. This is when the injured Toothy walks by for reasons unknown. Nutty fails to hold it in any longer, and he urinates right into Toothy's mouth.

Toothy is now desperate to rinse his mouth, but since the bathroom is unavailable due to Cuddles, he can't. He runs away, desperately trying to find a place to rinse his mouth. Lumpy is running on the same path in the other direction, trying to show Cuddles and Nutty their prize. However, he inadvertently decapitates Toothy with the sign he is carrying. [insert faint background sounds of Quantum sobbing] The dead Toothy's head falls to the ground, and out of his mouth comes tequila & Nutty's pee combined.

In the bathroom, Cuddles finishes. (Realize that since Cuddles was the 1st place winner he needed the bathroom a lot more than Nutty) Unfortunately, he finds that the toilet is defective the hard way: he pushes the flush handle down, resulting in a flush brutal enough to rip off his face. Because of the tequila in his stomach (and his urine), he slowly dies.

The scene then cuts to Nutty crying right outside a closed candy store. He is upset that he caused Toothy's death. Time passes; the sun goes down, then up, then just as Nutty wakes up the candy store opens. But Nutty walks so slowly that the automatic doors close on him, chopping him in half, and splashing his tequila on the store ground.

The episode ends with a distraught Lumpy, revealing to the viewers that the prizes for the tequila-drinking contest were extra special toilets.

Moral: Actions speak louder than words!

Deaths: (1) Petunia gets burned in a flame from Toothy's tequila. (2) Toothy is decapitated with a sign Lumpy is carrying. (3) Cuddles' injury mixed with his tequila leads to his death over a matter of seconds. (4) Nutty is chopped in half by the automatic doors of a candy store.

Injuries: (1) Toothy is knocked off his bike and gets cuts all over his body. (2) Cuddles gets his face skin ripped off by an overly strong flush of a toilet.