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Splurdge123 wrote: I always wanted to make an episode about a train.

A Train in the Butt

Starring: Toothy, Lumpy, Lammy and Mr. Pickles

Featuring: Petunia, Flaky, Russell, Cro-Marmot and Flippy

The episode begins with Toothy boarding the train. Lumpy, the ticket inspector, begins asking for everyones tickets, Toothy realizes that he forgot his ticket in his house and begins to sneakily walk away from Lumpy, but Lumpy quickly sees him and tries to catch him. Toothy runs to the next door cart, which happens to be the dining cart and hides under one of the tables. Lumpy begins to search for Toothy but soon gives up and leaves.

Then, Lammy (who's holding an inanimate Mr. Pickles) walks towards the table that still has Toothy hiding under it. Lammy is unaware of Toothy under her table. Soon Lumpy goes to Lammy asking for her ticket, she looks through her purse only to drop in under the table and in an act of desperation Toothy immediately grabs her ticket for himself. Lammy soon tells Lumpy that she cant find the ticket promptly kicking her out of the train. She is at first sad until realizing that Mr. Pickles is still in the train. The train begins to move forward leaving her alone.

Toothy now relaxed, show's Lumpy his stolen ticket and allows him back in. Mr. Pickles is now seeking revenge on Toothy, but of course, Mr. Pickles being himself, he can't resist on killing everyone else on the train. First, Mr. Pickles goes toward Russell who is eating a grilled fish, he grabs the fish's skeleton and shoves/stabs it into Russell's mouth and back out causing massive amounts of blood to leak out of his mouth, slowly killing him.

In another cart, Petunia opens the train's window and feels the wind hitting her face. Mr. Pickles grabs a plunger and pushes Petunia out of the window with the plunger stuck on her backside. The plunger is unable to go through window due to it being in an specific angle making Petunia dangle off the side of the train. Mr. Pickles begins to slowly lowers the plunger causing Petunia's head to hit the ground, her head is then slowly be shredded by the gravel on the side of the speeding tracks. He then brings her back up, revealing that the entire upper half of Petunia's head has been torn off.

In a seperate cart, Flaky is reading a book before placing bookmark into one of the pages and closing it. Mr. Pickles discreetly takes off the bookmark behind her back. Mr. Pickles then climbs ontop of her head and shoves the bookmark into her eye causing her scream in pain. She then falls down on the floor, Mr. Pickles then pushes her book into her mouth choking her to death. At the Locomotive (the front part of the train) Cro-Marmot is shown to be the pilot of the train while Flippy is the train's conductor. Lumpy walks in and decides to take a break, he opens his soda can and drinks it. Lumpy finishes his drink and throws it at a trash can, however he misses it and accidentally hits Flippy in the head causing him to flip out towards Lumpy. Thankfully Mr. Pickles squirts some water into the floor with a bottle causing Fliqpy to slip and fall. Lumpy then runs away from all the commotion. Fliqpy now has water all over his head and begins to jump towards Mr. Pickles but misses again and lands on Cro-Marmot's ice block. Due to the water on his head, the water freezes onto Cro-Marmot causing Fliqpy to get stuck into him and slowly turns into ice. Fliqpy is then shattered into pieces by Lumpy with a broom.

Lumpy is relieved before he is immediately strangled by Mr. Pickles with a cord. After killing everyone on the train (sans Cro-Marmot), Mr. Pickles finally targets Toothy, who is sleeping. Still remembering how Toothy stole Lammy's ticket, Mr. Pickles decides to return the favor, by scooping off one of his eyeballs with a spoon, Toothy though, is still somehow asleep. Mr. Pickles then opens his window and throws the eye ball onto the train's moving wheel wheels. The cord of Toothy's eye begins to pulls him towards the window and into the train's wheels, Toothy finally wakes only to be slowly shredding to death by the trains wheels.

Back at the train station, Lammy is bored having bought another train ticket but has to wait for a long time. Then Mr. Pickles hands her a new ticket for a train that is conveniently right next to her. Oddly enough the ticket is made out of a certain beaver's flesh.

Deaths

Russell dies of blood loss

Petunia's head is slowly torn off by oncoming gravel.

Flaky chokes to death on her book.

Flippy is shattered into pieces after being frozen and hit with a broom by Lumpy.

Lumpy is strangled to death with a cord by Mr. Pickles.

Toothy is shredded to death by the train's fast moving wheels.

Injuries

Russell has a fish skeleton shoved into his mouth causing many bloody cuts inside his mouth.

Flaky has her bookmark stabbed into her eye.

Flippy slips and falls into the ground.

Flippy accidentally hits his head into Cro-Marmot.

Flippy is frozen.

Toothy has his left eye scooped off with a spoon by Mr. Pickles. a train!?