Thread:Nmcconnell/@comment-619150-20161211055637/@comment-11301541-20161212030152

Santa Claus: Looks like I can't go over to Lammy's to deliver any presents, 'cause she's awake.

Elf 1: Maybe it's best you don't go to that town at all, it's very deadly.

Santa Claus: Yikes... then where should I go?

Elf 1: The first place you should deliver presents is where life is potentially safe... Romania.

Santa Claus: Wow, really? Okay... let's see. The first Romania Christmas list I received is from... uhh... Candy. Candy wants... um, it's too messy for me to read.

Elf 1: Oh wait, I see a note on the back of the list, along with a ... magnifier?

Elf 2: Yes, and the note appears to be from "Lolla Hype"... whoever that is.

Santa Claus: It says in more legible handwriting, "Santa, just to warn you, these kids don't write very neatly when they're excited... so I brought you this magnifying glass you so could examine the writing and understand it!"