User blog comment:SaenihpNnylf/Most Unique Happy Tree Fan Nominations/@comment-26712086-20151124191242/@comment-26242274-20151124214202

In a LiftyXFlaky story "Taking in a Thief" it's humanized (yes that's important for the scene) and to set the scene, a bunch of characters were helping Russell set up his new restaurant and though it will be a short while for Splendid to appear, this is the only place I could think to start:

Russell: *finds Lifty sleeping on Flaky's car* Yar. *pulls out a piece of scrap metal and drags his hook down it* Lifty: *wakes up and glares at him* What is today? Wake the twin whenever he's trying to f***ing sleep?! Russell: Is there a reason ye ain't workin' like the rest of the crew? Lifty: Screw off. Russell: *spots Flaky setting to put the banner up* What about ye Lassie? Ye ain't worried about her fallin'? Not a soul around to help her. All but ye be busy. Lifty: Why should I? Russell: 'Tis just a hunch that ye would want to help ye Lassie. But if ye not be up to it, she can always do it on her own. Where she could fall and not a soul would notice because the only being who is free didn't care... (On a side note, if Russell has all this time to lecture Lifty, he could have easily helped Flaky) Lifty: Fine, I didn't need a freaking ticket to a guilt trip! *gets off car and goes over* Uh, hey, Flaky, did you still need any... *is suddenly shoved out of the way slamming into the port-a-potty* Splendid: *takes ladder* I'll help you, Flaky. You know me, I'm all about helping people. Lifty: *grumbles and is about to go back to sleep but something stops him watching Splendid and Flaky* Flaky: Is this good? Splendid: A bit higher. Maybe if you stand on your tippytoes and stretch way out, you'll get it. Flaky: *does as told* Like this? Splendid: That's perfect. Lifty: *notices a blush on Splendid's face* The hell? *sneaks up behind Splendid and looks up having a perfect view up Flaky's skirt, pushes Splendid away* You perverted bastard, she thought you actually wanted to help! *takes over holding the ladder staring down at the ground* Nutty: *suddenly comes over and looks up* Ohhhhhh! YOU WERE LOOKING AT FLAKY'S UNDIES WEREN'T YOU?! Lifty: *thinks* This guy is so going on my list of people I rob everyday. Flaky: *hears Nutty and whips around falling off the ladder* Lifty: Oh my god! Fla- Splendid: *flies up catching her from midair* I should have known not to let some untrustworthy thief hold the latter. I should have knows he's do something sneaky like shake it. I bet he was looking up you're skirt too! I could see it from where I was. Some guys just have no respect for a lady! Don't worry though, I would never let you fall or look at you inappropriately. *smirks seeing the shocked look Lifty's giving him* Narration: That day, Lifty learned two important lessons: The first was that it's better to help the first time than waiting around. The second is that Splendid is actually just a perverted asshole under all the fake cheeriness.