User blog:Lumpy84/Going Overboard

A few weeks ago, I saw James Cameron's Titanic, and I was dazzeld by it. I also noticed all the possible ways there were for the characters to die, and I thought it would make a perfect HTF parody.

I haven't thought up an actual plot for this episode, except that the HTF characters are on a big cruise ship, which hits an ice burg, and sinks the same way it does in the movie (which was accuratly based on the real life sinking). I was hoping that all 21 HTF characters could somehow be made to fit into this episode, plus the generic tree friends. Here are some of the roles I was thinking of:
 * Cuddles and Giggles could be Jack and Rose. They could be doing things like "flying" on the tip of the ship, or perhaps just sitting together on the balcony or in a cabin, or some other romantic scene between Jack and Rose that was seen in the movie, but of course nothing sexual.
 * Lumpy could be the guy in the crows nest who is fooling around, forgets his bonoculars, and doesn't notice the iceburg in time.
 * The Mole could be a boiler man shoveling coal.
 * Lifty and Shifty could steal Giggles' diamond necklace that Rose had in the movie.
 * Russell could be the captain, of course.
 * Toothy could be Cuddles' best friend (I forgot his name from the movie).

And now, here are some of the many deaths that could occur. There are so many, I doubt there will be enough for everybody.
 * Crushed by falling chandelier.
 * Crushed by closing boiler room doors.
 * Fall and smash against deck after falling from crow's nest (Lumpy specific).
 * Fall into icy waters and freeze to death.
 * Drown/ skinned by water when there is a leak and it spays rapidly on someone.
 * Pushed into furnace by The Mole throwing charcoal, and incinerating.
 * Crushed by Iceburg debris.
 * Electrocuted by lightbulbs in water.
 * Cuddle's hands cut by Giggles when she tries to free him from his handcuffs with a fire ax.
 * Rope Burn.
 * Burned by rescue flares.
 * Diced by bar door.
 * Eaten by dangerous fish (Sharks, baracudas, angler fish, etc.).
 * Impaled by glass from windows after water crashes through.
 * Crushed by Smokestack
 * Impaled by wood from brocken walls and doors.
 * Crushed or impaled by glass and dishes from dining room.
 * Decapacitated or crushed by tied-down crates and tanks when falling when ship sinks vertically.
 * (Cro-Marmot specific) When sinking in the water, ice cube is shattered by pressure, also shattering Cro-Marmot.
 * Crushed by lifeboats being flipped over by other characters.
 * Smashed or crushed by falling crates.

Well, What do you think?