User blog comment:SaenihpNnylf/The Cursed Idol's Advocate/@comment-26712086-20151102172040

1. Lammy and Mr. Pickels, considering I would have longer to live

2. Lumpy, because it would be an easier and less stressful profession.

3. Handy because he would be the only one who wouldn't be likely to kill me.

4. Nutty, I'd rather have a cake he just ate that I never got to taste than a blood covered cake made of Giggles.

5. Lifty and Shifty, because it is the only mental disorder that you gain things from on that list.

6. Mr. Pickels since he is actually a food.

7. Cro-Marmot because it wouldn't kill me.