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The Ablazeing Mole

Starring: The Mole

Featuring: Cuddles, Sniffles, Lumpy.

Cuddles, Sniffles and Lumpy are firefighters, trying to put out a house that has been set ablaze. The house is revealed to be The Mole's, and we see The Mole drive into his garage and enter his blazing house, to the confusion of the firefighters. The Mole casually turns on his TV and sits down on his couch as the fire rages inside of his home. The Mole starts to feel hot and sweats, so he decides to plug in his fan. Meanwhile, Cuddles rushes into the house to save The Mole, but when Mole turns on his fan, the wind from the fan blows a bit of fire into Cuddles face, setting him ablaze. Cuddles starts screaming in agony and running around the room. The Mole, thinking the screams are coming from the TV, tries to turn it down using his remote. He thinks the batteries are dead so he throws them into the bin. Cuddles continues screaming and running around the room until he runs head first into the antlers of a moose head, impaling his brain.

The Mole then gets up and goes into his kitchen to get something to eat. Sniffles, concerned over what happened to Cuddles, rushes in to save him and Mole. As soon as Sniffles enters the house, however, a falling beam from the fire crushes the lower half of his body. He crawls out from under the beam, his lower half of body gone and his guts exposed, in an attempt to crawl to the exit. However, he is killed when another falling beam crushes the upper half of his body, causing his organs to be shot out of his body like a toothpaste tube. The organs are shot towards a fridge which Mole is looking inside of. Most of the guts are splattered against the wall but some land in the fridge, including a heart. The Mole takes out the heart, mistaking it for a piece of meat and tries to throw it onto a pan but misses and lands on the counter. However, since the room has gotten so hot from the fire the meat cooks on the counter anyway, and Mole flips it with a spatula.

Lumpy, realising that everyone is in danger, rushes in to save them. He goes into the kitchen and sees Mole, who has just finished cooking the heart and has made it into a burger. In an effort to tell Mole that there is a fire, Lumpy grabs his hand and sticks it into the fire, and Mole suddenly realises what has been happening. Lumpy sees a fire extinguisher and red gas cylinder on the walls of the kitchen, and has trouble distinguishing the two. He ends up grabbing the gas cylinder, thinking its a fire extinguisher and throws it to Mole. The Mole starts spraying gas all over the kitchen, which causes his house to explode.

The Mole dies in the explosion as he was standing near a window, but Lumpy survives. The only thing that survived the explosion was the burger that Mole made. Lumpy looks around, picks up the burger and starts eating it. Iris closes in on the burger.

Deaths:

Cuddles is impaled through the brain by the antlers of a moose head.

Sniffles is crushed by a falling beam.

The Mole is killed when several pieces of glass pierce through his skin as a result from an explosion.

Moral:

Ignorance is bliss!